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  Wacky Jnr said:
  Happy Face said:
  luckyluke said:
Seriously mate, seek a doctor!

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See a doctor and that like but still :lol:

 

A name change to oneball operator could be in order.

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Might have to take an 'O' out of smooth

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:lol: You absolute bastards!

 

Hope it turns out to be nowt mate, but take the advice and go and see the doctor. Either that or get Wacky to have a look - he's the right height. ;)

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  Gemmill said:
  Wacky Jnr said:
  Happy Face said:
  luckyluke said:
Seriously mate, seek a doctor!

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See a doctor and that like but still :lol:

 

A name change to oneball operator could be in order.

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Might have to take an 'O' out of smooth

:lol:

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:lol: You absolute bastards!

 

Hope it turns out to be nowt mate, but take the advice and go and see the doctor. Either that or get Wacky to have a look - he's the right height. ;)

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  Renton said:
  Smooth Operator said:
Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted.

 

When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean?

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I hope you're not joking (well, in a way I hope they are, but still). They mean cancer. There's clearly something not right so just see a doctor - really, what are you worried about? It might also be a variocele btw.

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A what? WTF is that like? Sounds highly testicle er i mean technical.

 

I would love to say this is a wind up but it's not! :lol:

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  Southern Geordie said:
  J69 said:
if you 'twisted your tubes' (testicular torsion) youd know about it mate. its like being permanently kicked in the knackers, youd be crawling about on the floor.

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Makes me feel a bit ill to think how the doctors fix that! :lol:

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They cut into them and untwist the bit that's twisted :lol:

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  catmag said:
  Southern Geordie said:
  J69 said:
if you 'twisted your tubes' (testicular torsion) youd know about it mate. its like being permanently kicked in the knackers, youd be crawling about on the floor.

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Makes me feel a bit ill to think how the doctors fix that! :lol:

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They cut into them and untwist the bit that's twisted :lol:

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Exactly! :lol:

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  catmag said:

They cut into them and untwist the bit that's twisted :lol:

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yeah...thanks for that! ;)

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Well they do! :lol:

 

And I have to sit and watch it!! :lol:

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  catmag said:
  peasepud said:
  catmag said:

They cut into them and untwist the bit that's twisted ;)

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yeah...thanks for that! :icon_lol:

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Well they do! :lol:

 

And I have to sit and watch it!! :lol:

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ok ok toooooo much info :lol:

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  peasepud said:
  catmag said:
  peasepud said:
  catmag said:

They cut into them and untwist the bit that's twisted ;)

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yeah...thanks for that! :angry:

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Well they do! :lol:

 

And I have to sit and watch it!! :lol:

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ok ok toooooo much info :lol:

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No, no, no. This is too much info...

 

They make a small incision in the testicle and dig down into it using a sharp instrument to find the spermatic cord which has gone into spasm and has twisted.....

 

Want more? :icon_lol::D

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  catmag said:
  peasepud said:

 

ok ok toooooo much info  :lol:

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No, no, no. This is too much info...

 

They make a small incision in the testicle and dig down into it using a sharp instrument to find the spermatic cord which has gone into spasm and has twisted.....

 

Want more? :lol: :lol:

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Im not you're friend anymore ;)

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  catmag said:
No, no, no.  This is too much info...

 

They make a small incision in the testicle and dig down into it using a sharp instrument to find the spermatic cord which has gone into spasm and has twisted.....

 

Want more? :lol: :lol:

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Actually, I do want to hear more, I think there might be something wrong with me...

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