Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 bollocks! This is a daily occurance, maybe 3 times a day at worst, I go through a spell where I get groin crippling pains in my knackers for about a minute. It's not so bad at work where i'm sat down and can disguise my agony but if i'm walking about it forces me to double over like a cheap hooker whose been booted in the stomach! Any doctors/paramedics out there can make a quick, accurate diagnosis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Assuming this is not a piss-take, go and see a doctor. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 (edited) Well considering both your balls are plastic it shouldn't really be much to worry about, just lay off the pork sword for a bit. Probably done the damage the other day when you spent the afternoon glued to the PC watching fiflth. I had the same myself a while back but it was just slight bruising due to banging them off your lasses chin to hard Edited December 9, 2005 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Aye, gan and see a Dr. Pains in your nads can be a sign of something sinister. You could also have twisted a testical, it's quite common apparently, you can do it from lifting something wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20955 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Odd, I can't think what it could be really, the only thing I can think of is you've twisted your "tubes", or you have an ascending STI. Obviously an internet message board is not the best place to get diagnosed, even by those of us who are medically qualified, you should really see a doctor. Some questions you will be asked: How longs this been going on for? Does it happen in both testicles? Could you have picked up an STI recently? If you're too shy to see your GP, give NHS Direct a ring, they'll tell you what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 As a third year medical student, I advise you to.. ... ... Go see a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Could you have picked up an STI recently? If you're too shy to see your GP, give NHS Direct a ring, they'll tell you what to do. 66321[/snapback] Probably, it was his xmas do the other week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Odd, I can't think what it could be really, the only thing I can think of is you've twisted your "tubes", or you have an ascending STI. Obviously an internet message board is not the best place to get diagnosed, even by those of us who are medically qualified, you should really see a doctor. Some questions you will be asked: How longs this been going on for? Does it happen in both testicles? Could you have picked up an STI recently? If you're too shy to see your GP, give NHS Direct a ring, they'll tell you what to do. 66321[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 (edited) And there are STI's to report. 66327[/snapback] Wanking wearing latex gloves from now on for you Edited December 9, 2005 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20955 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Odd, I can't think what it could be really, the only thing I can think of is you've twisted your "tubes", or you have an ascending STI. Obviously an internet message board is not the best place to get diagnosed, even by those of us who are medically qualified, you should really see a doctor. Some questions you will be asked: How longs this been going on for? Does it happen in both testicles? Could you have picked up an STI recently? If you're too shy to see your GP, give NHS Direct a ring, they'll tell you what to do. 66321[/snapback] It's been going on for about a month now. It only seems to be in my left knacker. And there are STI's to report. From this info can you make a revised diagnosis? Not sure if i want my doc to rumage around my cream crackers like, he's got dirty coloured hands! 66327[/snapback] It sounds like you've twisted it, like it's a mechanical problem. If you're not kiddding, my advice is to seek URGENT help or phone NHS direct. If your blood supply is cut off, you could get gangrene and need it removed. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Seriously mate, seek a doctor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Seriously mate, seek a doctor! 66331[/snapback] See a doctor and that like but still A name change to oneball operator could be in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Seriously mate, seek a doctor! 66331[/snapback] See a doctor and that like but still A name change to oneball operator could be in order. 66333[/snapback] Might have to take an 'O' out of smooth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] FFS- get it seen to before they turn black and fall off, ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6432 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] FFS- get it seen to before they turn black and fall off, ok? 66337[/snapback] It was only 1 i believe.... his right nut appears to be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20955 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] I hope you're not joking (well, in a way I hope they are, but still). They mean cancer. There's clearly something not right so just see a doctor - really, what are you worried about? It might also be a variocele btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Meat and one veg, Hitler. A couple of quick idea's for new user names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6432 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] I hope you're not joking (well, in a way I hope they are, but still). They mean cancer. There's clearly something not right so just see a doctor - really, what are you worried about? It might also be a variocele btw. 66339[/snapback] I had issues with my right ball about 2 months ago. It was ultra sensitive and when you slightly knocked it ....it was VERY painful. Also started thinking there was a lump in there somewhere. So, I got it checked out. All clear. Luckily paranoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] Ask Jimmy White? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6432 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] Ask Jimmy White? 66343[/snapback] Alan Stubbs and Neil Harris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20955 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] I hope you're not joking (well, in a way I hope they are, but still). They mean cancer. There's clearly something not right so just see a doctor - really, what are you worried about? It might also be a variocele btw. 66339[/snapback] I had issues with my right ball about 2 months ago. It was ultra sensitive and when you slightly knocked it ....it was VERY painful. Also started thinking there was a lump in there somewhere. So, I got it checked out. All clear. Luckily paranoid. 66342[/snapback] Were you holding your groin a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] I hope you're not joking (well, in a way I hope they are, but still). They mean cancer. There's clearly something not right so just see a doctor - really, what are you worried about? It might also be a variocele btw. 66339[/snapback] I had issues with my right ball about 2 months ago. It was ultra sensitive and when you slightly knocked it ....it was VERY painful. Also started thinking there was a lump in there somewhere. So, I got it checked out. All clear. Luckily paranoid. 66342[/snapback] Were you holding your groin a lot? 66346[/snapback] AKA I had the same problem once for about a day.. But it just went all of a sudden.. I presume I'd twisted my nads in my sleep or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6432 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Everything seems to be in full working order, when i shoot my muck there's no pain so i wouldn't have thought it was twisted. When people say sinister, what kind of thing do they mean? 66336[/snapback] I hope you're not joking (well, in a way I hope they are, but still). They mean cancer. There's clearly something not right so just see a doctor - really, what are you worried about? It might also be a variocele btw. 66339[/snapback] I had issues with my right ball about 2 months ago. It was ultra sensitive and when you slightly knocked it ....it was VERY painful. Also started thinking there was a lump in there somewhere. So, I got it checked out. All clear. Luckily paranoid. 66342[/snapback] Were you holding your groin a lot? 66346[/snapback] The pain has actually subsided since I started keeping my hands above wasit high Funny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 172 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 It could be a build up of spunk, i recommend some furious masturbation. Seriously go see the doctor, I had a similar thing a few years ago, get it sorted mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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