ChezGiven 0 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 A funny thought i had last night. Pardew - > Tevez - > Joorabchian - > advising Newcastle according to reports in January. Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 A funny thought i had last night. Pardew - > Tevez - > Joorabchian - > advising Newcastle according to reports in January. Just sayin. £100,000 to Fenwick's Bare Arse Window Charity that Tevez will never in a million years even entertain the idea of coming to Newcastle. Now a photo of you saying 'I am not Paul Wynn' to prove you're not a wrongun, cunterhead. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11281 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 RIO Ferdinand yesterday lost a legal bid for damages over a kiss and tell story by an ex-mistress. The Man United star’s case was booted out as a High Court judge ruled that it had been justifiable to question his moral suitability to be England captain. Serial love-cheat Ferdinand had demanded £50,000 from the Sunday Mirror and a worldwide gagging order over an interview with Carly Storey last year in which she claimed to have dated him since he was a teenage star at West Ham. pretty. £500,000+ in legal fees i heard, pocket change to him no doubt but it's still a fair old wedge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6972 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Ooof. I wouldnt touch her and im poor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 What a fucking mamp queen. Still he's uglier than a weekend in Hull so fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 All these lasses that Footballers cheat on their wives with are fucking lifting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Ooof. I wouldnt touch her and im poor! looks better than your missus according to Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 All these lasses that Footballers cheat on their wives with are fucking lifting. Crackers isn't it, I mean look at the girls they're officially "with", then compare that to the Magaluf tramps they're caught with. If I was going to cheat, I certainly wouldn't fucking downgrade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Its the old caviar and kebab question again. Sometimes you fancy caviar, sometimes you fancy kebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 "Lasses are like food. Sometimes you fancy a kebab" - ChezGiven Words to live by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Its the old caviar and kebab question again. Sometimes you fancy caviar, sometimes you fancy kebab. Would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Most lasses have kebabs that smell like caviar tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Its the old caviar and kebab question again. Sometimes you fancy caviar, sometimes you fancy kebab. Would you? Caviar, Kebab or Das Boot bird in this thread? Under the right circumstances, anything can happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 All these lasses that Footballers cheat on their wives with are fucking lifting. Crackers isn't it, I mean look at the girls they're officially "with", then compare that to the Magaluf tramps they're caught with. If I was going to cheat, I certainly wouldn't fucking downgrade The one Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl with was a corker, I get the 'boredom' argument but howay they're professional footballers surely they can do a bit better than these nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Incredible incident of coincidence in this thread. Rio should use it in court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Its the old caviar and kebab question again. Sometimes you fancy caviar, sometimes you fancy kebab. Would you? Caviar, Kebab or Das Boot bird in this thread? Under the right circumstances, anything can happen. But you've, reportedly, a behemothic schlong, why waste it on the cake-chasers? Seems a fruitless task (fruitless, geddit?, cos she looks fat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6972 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 The whole caviar/kebab argument doesn't stand up. Kebabs are still nice now and again for a change, fucking her would be akin to eating a shit sandwich just cos you don't have them very often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 The whole caviar/kebab argument doesn't stand up. Kebabs are still nice now and again for a change, fucking her would be akin to eating a shit sandwich just cos you don't have them very often. I don't say this often, but I 100% agree with you Dr Lonely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Not like it was just a fling with the fat pig either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Aye 13 years man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Maybe he's been giving her a sausage roll every time she noshed him off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 The whole caviar/kebab argument doesn't stand up. Kebabs are still nice now and again for a change, fucking her would be akin to eating a shit sandwich just cos you don't have them very often. Its only offered in explanation for why some men do that, the relative quality of the kebab can obviously vary from plain ring-stinger to inedible but i think every man on here recognises at least one shag in their life that fits into the category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) If your penis is as big as you claim, then the blood flow upon arousal should be so immense that it would hamper any circulation to the cerebral cortex and thereby impair brain function, which could basically lead to you sticking it anywhere. This theory may explain many a punctured orifice in the wake of your sex rages. Edited September 30, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 my penis is 20.2 cm, and the girth is nice as well. Anyone fancy? J69? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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