Christmas Tree 4433 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 A load of grown men on the net Get wound up by a world war 1 vet Each day in their haste They post and they paste But they still havent beaten him yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Dave 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 A lad of odd taste is wor leazes, Making people gnash their teeth with his teases, Whether wrong or really wrong, Can't we all get along? He'll just write what he fucking well pleases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 There's a poster on here name of Leazes Who's posts are all worth nowt but faeces With Shepherd he's in Heaven All his arguments leathern He said it all in post 1337. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestBaNone 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 He worships at Shepherd's feet His argument's on repeat Tell him he's wrong He'll act like a mong And never accept defeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Dave 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 I wouldn't accuse leazes of treason, But he's already written of the season, its a 'flash in the pan', You can do what you can, But he just won't listen to reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestBaNone 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 There was an old fool called Leazes Who thought Freddy Shepherd was Jesus He can't stress enough His daughter's real tough She'll beat up most geezers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4433 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) There was an accountant named Gem Who lived for battling old men The fight nearly killed im But the doctors rebuilt him and now he's indestructible * * Teas ready, had to go Edited March 12, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Leazes is clearly under alien control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 When Leazes posts on toontastic He usualy sounds like a spastic How Fred did no wrong The guy is clearly a mong But most of us have known all along His nose can't get any browner God help you if your an out of towner You haven't a clue As he knows more than you And he's been right since 92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUGATRON1000 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 So what exactly is your point when asking why ibrox isn't a tesco yet then why not ask the people who forecast doom and gloom, that totally ignore that the club was a well run high flying football club for over a decade, that very question ? But you won't, or if you do, you won't get a reply. Silly boy. Leaze's man, You're the fucking doom/gloom peddler round here. I cant imagine you havin cracked even so much as a smile this season (apart from maybe the spurs wallopping, or the wolves comeback,) I bet there isnt even one solitary smile muscle left in your pork crackling face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUGATRON1000 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 I don;t think he did, and its impossible because what I have said is happening and will continue to happen, and the question was for you, but unfortunately you have proved yourself completely unable and lacking in knowledge to reply yourself. Which says everything, about you and your equally daft mate the Grey Man. You really ARE thick as mince LM, you cant construct a sentence correctly, and you have NO clue about punctuation... I'd be ashamed if my 7yr old made half the mistakes you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 12, 2012 Author Share Posted March 12, 2012 When Leazes posts on toontastic He usualy sounds like a spastic How Fred did no wrong The guy is clearly a mong But most of us have known all along His nose can't get any browner God help you if your an out of towner You haven't a clue As he knows more than you And he's been right since 92 You need to look up limerick on wikipedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10422 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Leazes, for the hundredth time, I didn't appoint myself as the boards policeman (or whatever insanity you've concocted for me) but it was you. You did it Not me. You. On your own. By yourself. With no help from others and certainly with no input from me. I wasn't involved. I had no say I wasn't consulted. I was out of this particular decision making process. I missed this memo. I couldn't possibly consent to my name being given to this proposal. I think I've run out of ways to get it across to you, that it was in fact YOU who appointed me this fictitious role. So stop saying otherwise you doddering old coot. I've no problem "disagreeing" with the majority of people on here. The longer they "disagree" - while being unable to actually show that I am wrong - the more it makes them look stupid. I'm 100% confident of everything I say, as I've been saying for a long time now. What a pity the 2 main people can't respond to the post in question with humility and intelligence. What has your post got to do with mine> I never once mention agreements, or "2 main people" or anything but your persistant need to invent stuff. As I said, stop stating I've appointed myself as anything, because it's a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 (edited) So what exactly is your point when asking why ibrox isn't a tesco yet then why not ask the people who forecast doom and gloom, that totally ignore that the club was a well run high flying football club for over a decade, that very question ? But you won't, or if you do, you won't get a reply. Silly boy. Leaze's man, You're the fucking doom/gloom peddler round here. I cant imagine you havin cracked even so much as a smile this season (apart from maybe the spurs wallopping, or the wolves comeback,) I bet there isnt even one solitary smile muscle left in your pork crackling face. You show your ignorance. I'm the most positive person you could meet, but there is a big difference between seeing the reality and blind, stupid optimism. Even 2 or 3 of the supposedly more intelligent posters, cannot bring themselves to intelligently discuss points I've made for a number of years that they have called "rubbish", that are still correct, rather than post silly photos of Groundhog Day. Quite how old and intelligent they really are, is anybodys guess. Edited March 12, 2012 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7056 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I'm guessing younger and more intelligent. I'll throw in better looking, for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 I'm guessing younger and more intelligent. I'll throw in better looking, for good measure. you don't have to be an Einstein to see where selling your best players and withholding the money from the manager will take you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 We haven't sold our best players We have been spending money We have sold some players We haven't spent all of the money we got in It's not black and white, it's a boring shade of grey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 (edited) We sold 4 of our 7 best players We spent £23m of the £35m, leaving £12m (4/7 + 12/35)/2 = 0.457 So Leazes is 45.7% right Edited March 13, 2012 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 We sold 4 of our 7 best players We spent £23m of the £35m, leaving £12m (4/7 + 12/35)/2 = 0.457 So Leazes is 45.7% right Are you classing Barton and Nolan in that 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16505 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 We haven't sold our best players We have been spending money We have sold some players We haven't spent all of the money we got in It's not black and white, it's a boring shade of grey Hooray! the truth at last! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 We sold 4 of our 7 best players We spent £23m of the £35m, leaving £12m (4/7 + 12/35)/2 = 0.457 So Leazes is 45.7% right Haha Its easy to play with isnt it. We sold AC, Jose and Nolan. Barton wasnt sold. Cabaye, Ba, Obertan, Santon, Elliot, Cisse = £23.4 and as we know the club take into account Agent fees they will add on say £6.3 (10/11 season, not sure about 11/12) = £29.7M. Then what about HBA at £5.7M? It's all bollocks really. For anyone to say LM is 100% wrong is incorrect, but I dont stand that he is 100% right either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 13, 2012 Author Share Posted March 13, 2012 We sold 4 of our 7 best players We spent £23m of the £35m, leaving £12m (4/7 + 12/35)/2 = 0.457 So Leazes is 45.7% right Are you classing Barton and Nolan in that 4? Barton won player of the season here last year. Nolan was third. So yes, they were 2 of our very best players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 We sold 4 of our 7 best players We spent £23m of the £35m, leaving £12m (4/7 + 12/35)/2 = 0.457 So Leazes is 45.7% right Are you classing Barton and Nolan in that 4? Barton won player of the season here last year. Nolan was third. So yes, they were 2 of our very best players. Both, I would say, sold/let go at the right time. Carroll was too good to turn down but Enrique should have been signed up as soon as we won the championship, we would have been in a stronger position when clubs came in for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUGATRON1000 0 Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 You show your ignorance. I'm the most positive person you could meet And you're calling me ignorant?? You really are an Utter Shambles of a Bellend! Blend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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