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P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of causing 9/11 attacks


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Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

 

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

 

Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

 

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income.

 

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

 

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

 

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

 

http://www.nme.com/news/p-diddy/54739

 

The bastard.

 

As if I'll Be Missing You wasn't bad enough.

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She'll be stitched up in court, as the judge and P. Diddy are both free masons, and secretly alien reptiles from outer space. Her neighbours dog will tell her this, and advise her to murder them and 10 other people involved in the elaborate conspiracy to make Brian Blessed The Emporer of the galaxy.

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Hang on, we're missing the point; she's 31 and her son is 23?...

 

So you want statutory rape adding to the indictment? Good one Fish, Diddy's in enough bother here already.

One more off the streets :)

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This has all been cooked up by black ops to mess with my mind.

 

*Files law suit against America/The Govt/ and all people of America for a billion - billion pounds (ha! none of that fake dollah sheeeeeeet).

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