toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Alright lads just been looking at the Liverpool Echo website and I felt a fart coming on. So I let rip and next thing I knew me rear was wet. I knew what this was(The shits) and I went up stairs. I went rip again (this time on the loo) and me shit come out like a volcano and it was half water. The thing that was odd to me I had no stomach pains. (when I have the shits I get stomach pains). I'm a fit guy who drinks once or twice a week. I smoke weed but dont take any hard drugs. So I'm guessing this this is something to do with food. But its odd about no stomach pains. So what I'm asking has anyone in here had the shits without no stomach pains? Its a first for me. I'm not shitting blood like but still puzzled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Yeah, stop opening your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Yeah, stop opening your mouth. beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) Christ Edited January 27, 2011 by Acid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 Just got a message from me mate on facebook he says bananas are good. I think me bird got some the other day as well. Might of known no good knowledge on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 I think it's stevie logged into a fake account tbh, and I'm a bit psychic so heed my words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 he's been watching Goodfellas again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Just got a message from me mate on facebook he says bananas are good. I think me bird got some the other day as well. Might of known no good knowledge on here! I don't think he means for you take the banana orally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 he's been watching Goodfellas again He thinks he lives Goodfellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 It's probably your head subconsciously getting rid of what the Glazers have filled you with since 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Alright lads just been looking at the Liverpool Echo website and I felt a fart coming on. So I let rip and next thing I knew me rear was wet. I knew what this was(The shits) and I went up stairs. I went rip again (this time on the loo) and me shit come out like a volcano and it was half water. The thing that was odd to me I had no stomach pains. (when I have the shits I get stomach pains). I'm a fit guy who drinks once or twice a week. I smoke weed but dont take any hard drugs. So I'm guessing this this is something to do with food. But its odd about no stomach pains. So what I'm asking has anyone in here had the shits without no stomach pains? Its a first for me. I'm not shitting blood like but still puzzled. Was it soon after taking out your love beads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Get your lass to give you a blumpkin the dirty slapper will nee doubt know what it means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 I come on here to get medical advice. Its nots rocket science btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Drink ten cans of John Smiths Bitter and eat a very very hot curry. Clean out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) "its nots"? No, it isn't rocket science at all. Fucking Hell, why don't you (instead of asking a group of people who dislike you and who would probably delight in your discomfort) check the NHS website? Edit Mind you, you'll probably try and get a benefit pay-cheque from this anyway, won't you? Edited January 27, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 As a doctor, I can offer the following advice: Go fuck yourself you unfunny lying scouse wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Gotta love that bedside manner Luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 Get your lass to give you a blumpkin the dirty slapper will nee doubt know what it means. I think thats against website rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Get your lass to give you a blumpkin the dirty slapper will nee doubt know what it means. I think thats against website rules. What website is she on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 Go fuck yourself you unfunny lying scouse wanker Nah not lying went bad pizza shop last night you silly twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Get your lass to give you a blumpkin the dirty slapper will nee doubt know what it means. I think thats against website rules. What website is she on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Go fuck yourself you unfunny lying scouse wanker Nah not lying went bad pizza shop last night you silly twat. you were allowed out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) From the Dole to the Pole? Oh and idioteque, he's allowed out until 20:00, then his ankle tag starts bleeping Edited January 27, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Go fuck yourself you unfunny lying scouse wanker Nah not lying went bad pizza shop last night you silly twat. they were taking a risk selling a big tough guy like you a dodgy pizza like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Go fuck yourself you unfunny lying scouse wanker Nah not lying went bad pizza shop last night you silly twat. At least your kebab wasn't swimming in water (you'd probably opt for garlic sause, if you had enough), unlike CT's disabled attempt at a pasta sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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