bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 asks mackem lass to give a sentence with the word handsome in it....,.... She replied When Im sucking dick and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Classic Kenan and Kel Teacher "Use 'officiate' in a sentence" Kenan "A man got sick, because of officiate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 An infant school teacher in Toxteth asks the class who supports liverpool. All put their hands up except little Bobby. Teacher asks 'who do you support Bobby?' and he replies 'Newcastle United, Miss' Teacher asks why, and Bobby says 'my parents both come from there, they support them, so I do too.' Teacher says 'you don't have to copy your parents- what would you do if your mum was a prostitiute and your dad was a burgler?' Bobby says 'I'd support liverpool like the rest of you cunts' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47112 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Teacher asks kids to use the word contagious in a sentence. Billy puts his hand up. "Me sir! Me sir!". "Go on Billy". "My next door neighbour's putting a new shed up. Dad says it'll take the contagious." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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