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Saw Raffertys got a mention, anyone else get in there regularly on matchdays? :lol:

Been in loads of times cos its convenient but no plans to again in the near future like, gets too full after the game though, was in there after the Liverpool game though cos that's where the lads were going for a change. Did you see me like? We usually stand at the back steps. Canny pint of Guinness it must be said.

 

Not spotted you so far. ;) I'm in there before most home games and sometimes after as it's a piece of piss to get served and the lads like the offers on bottles. Certainly get some characters in there mind.

Probably 3 or 4 times a season I go in. Ah aye plenty characters, you could go back in 5 years and still the see the same faces. The manager has the most miserable face I've ever seen in my life though. One of the barmaids flirts outrageously only a youngun but she seems a game girl, lost loads of weight to be fair to her. There's one old woman with a comb over she looks on her last legs sits in the seats at the sides of the tellies, every time you see her she's chasin smoking. She looks like an old John Major the same woman. The top side is better, but more of a student/gay magnet.

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Alex down the Quayside drinking Skittles. Like some bizarre parallel Newcastle.

The Quayside is for tourists, hen neets and mugs. Anyone who is 10 years over the adult drinking age can surely see that?

 

Where do you drink Stevie?

Round the Central station generally, top end reasonably often. How about you?

 

Don't go out that much nowadays, but when I do I wouldn't rule out the quayside - what's wrong with it? Quite often go to the Crown Posada. The Forth is the only place I go to near central I think, but it's usually too busy. Sometimes I might head off to Jesmond or Ouseburn as well, or just go to Tynemouth (where I live).

In terms of clientelle the worst bar round the Central.

I wouldn't quite go that far but it attracts some proper nerbs and cernts like.

Well you have two opposite ends of the Spectrum with there and Rafferty's like.

Rafferty's is a funny place. Alright for a couple of pints like. You're right though, poles apart. I think of the places round there I hate the ones like Destination and Coco Vs the most. They're basically dumps but think they're something. The Forth makes an effort with the booze they sell but attracts psuedo-arty wankers at the same time.

Perhaps an attraction for Renton? To be honest the gay bars along from the Central are good too, much better than the Quayside, as long as you're not homophobic.

 

Aye Rafferty's is funny, they're not all dregs, and the manageress has the biggest tits in any bar in Newcastle.

Dog and Parrot is canny.

 

 

The owner is our football team manager. Only 28, nice lad. I get in there a fair bit

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Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. :D

 

(Always thought you were a closet Tory) :icon_lol:

 

The simple act of wearing the hat of the upper classes has left me with a barely contained rage I think is visible in the eyes.

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Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. :icon_lol:

 

Rimmer, Gordon Brittas, etc :D

 

From the nose down he's got a jasper carrot thing going on and there's definitely bits of John Major in there but theres someone else that is virtually identical...think think think!

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Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. :icon_lol:

 

Rimmer, Gordon Brittas, etc :D

 

From the nose down he's got a jasper carrot thing going on and there's definitely bits of John Major in there but theres someone else that is virtually identical...think think think!

 

Funny and intelligent? :D

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Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. :icon_lol:

 

Rimmer, Gordon Brittas, etc :D

 

From the nose down he's got a jasper carrot thing going on and there's definitely bits of John Major in there but theres someone else that is virtually identical...think think think!

 

Funny and intelligent? :D

Or Brummie and grey.

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Or Brummie and grey.

 

I know south of the Sage we're all scum, but that's below the belt.

You're actually North of the Sage. South Shields is further North than Newcastle City Centre, you don't think of it like that but it is.

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Or Brummie and grey.

 

I know south of the Sage we're all scum, but that's below the belt.

You're actually North of the Sage. South Shields is further North than Newcastle City Centre, you don't think of it like that but it is.

 

 

Think I told YOU that on here when you were having a pop at me being southern once. :icon_lol:

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Or Brummie and grey.

 

I know south of the Sage we're all scum, but that's below the belt.

You're actually North of the Sage. South Shields is further North than Newcastle City Centre, you don't think of it like that but it is.

 

 

Think I told YOU that on here when you were having a pop at me being southern once. :icon_lol:

 

I've mentioned that a few times as well - probably in reply to something or other of Stevie's :D

 

My Mam's house was/is about level with the Blue House roundabout.

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Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. :icon_lol:

 

Rimmer, Gordon Brittas, etc :D

 

From the nose down he's got a jasper carrot thing going on and there's definitely bits of John Major in there but theres someone else that is virtually identical...think think think!

 

One of the Doctors at my surgery :D

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Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. :icon_lol:

 

Rimmer, Gordon Brittas, etc :D

 

From the nose down he's got a jasper carrot thing going on and there's definitely bits of John Major in there but theres someone else that is virtually identical...think think think!

 

One of the Doctors at my surgery :o

 

Doctor George Clooney off of ER? :D

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