Post a picture of something shit on Wearside

[nortoon 0]

Interesting to see they actually like and rate Cattermole. His game is about 50% about injuring others,

 

They also have a punch Steven Taylor thingy for when their blood boils over http://www.punchinthefacebook.com/punch/newcastle/steven-taylor

 

Gave him a couple friendly jabs.

[Craig 6700]

Fucks sake, had a quick look there, how many threads about us ffs? That one where they're planning on bringing a load of Sports Direct plastic bags and towels. Will make FMA's day.

 

And they'll leave with no points which is all we'll care about.

[NJS 4411]

There was a thread the other week demanding Stelling should be sacked and if not legal action taken against Sky for referring to SJP.

 

I can feel my hatred simmering up nicely.

[Craig 6700]

There was a thread the other week demanding Stelling should be sacked and if not legal action taken against Sky for referring to SJP.

 

I can feel my hatred simmering up nicely.

 

I suppose they'll reckon the City Council should be thrown out for refusing to change the wayfinding signs to the ground too!

 

I'm expecting some absolute crap chant about the name of the ground this weekend - should reply with our own version of Oasis's number:

 

"Who cares whatever it's called......Whatever it's called cos we'll beat the scum if we want!"

 

[Guest CabayeAye]

There was a thread the other week demanding Stelling should be sacked and if not legal action taken against Sky for referring to SJP.

 

I can feel my hatred simmering up nicely.

 

I suppose they'll reckon the City Council should be thrown out for refusing to change the wayfinding signs to the ground too!

 

I'm expecting some absolute crap chant about the name of the ground this weekend - should reply with our own version of Oasis's number:

 

"Who cares whatever it's called......Whatever it's called cos we'll beat the scum if we want!"

 

 

How they can throw stones from the glass house that is the Stadium of Shite is beyond me!

[Ayatollah Hermione 14053]

Towels can wipe their tears at least. Though they'll probably burn through the dodgy material

[Howay 12496]

Aye, according to this 4-page thread he is …

http://www.readytogo...t=594912&page=2

 

…thats right, a 4-page thread, about a NUFC fan, on a sunderland message board, but they're not obsessed… oh no no no !

And as if we care whether he's a mackem surely it's worse for them to 'expose' that as he's their poster boy for 'fat Geordie bastards'. How will we ever recover from them digging this dirt up?

The Towel thing is priceless in all, have they thought what a bunch of knackers they'd look if they do anything but win after that 'stunt' they'll look like Steve Bruce and his "wait till they hear the song I play when we beat them" classic. The stadium thing really is all they can try and go at us with now isn't it, after 3 years as "top dogs" it's slipping and they know it is. I try my best to just forget about these filthy doyles but the weeks surrounding derby days remind me, in fact it's only the weeks before hand the weeks following is them moping and not talking about football where your every mention of it is greeted with "you're still talking about that you sad mag cunt" Aye we beat you 5-1 last weekend and I'm still talking about it, when you going to drop the 9-1 shite that your grandad didn't even witness?

[themags 0]

can videos count? i think this has been posted before but it's worth another showing

 

 

now lads remember the derby facts, or mainly the one he mentions that are over a 100 years ago...

 

been a Sunderland fan, it's a mental condition

[Renton 22001]

What a bell end. He's being canny selective on those 'facts' like. Newcastle are superior in nearly every way when it comes to head to head matches. W53 D45 L45 GD 10 for starters.

[The Fish 10965]

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=678459&page=7

 

Jesus Christ shed torrents of tears.

[themags 0]

dear god that thread

 

SMB

wees keys are theese

 

What is everyones take on this, i always thought if was more to do with them throwing various items including keys at us when Liam O'Brien stuck that free kick in years ago? Obviously their shit accent lends to this insult as well

[trophyshy 7084]

Someone in that very thread has added 'they are NOT obsessed with us'

 

Even typing this I am adding a further layer of irony. I might have to have a lie down.

[The Fish 10965]

the message board that keeps on giving

 

"Anyone going on Sunday and trying to get in WITHOUT a ticket"

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=678506#ixzz1nysVcjht

 

Fucking tramps

[Howmanheyman 33845]

can videos count? i think this has been posted before but it's worth another showing

 

 

now lads remember the derby facts, or mainly the one he mentions that are over a 100 years ago...

 

been a Sunderland fan, it's a mental condition

 

"Ha'way the lads, Ha'way the lads, you gotta know your Sunlan facts.

From nineteen hundred and ninety six,

Right through to '82,

You had one year over 20K,

Is that not a shame to you?

 

Ha'way the lads, Ha'way the lads, you gotta know your Sunlan facts.

Here's a tale, here's a yarn, you'll wanna tell your precious MON,

On halloweens day, twenty hundred and ten,

We beat you five to won.

 

Ha'way the lads, Ha'way the lads, you gotta know your Sunlan facts.

Your Chairmen know you're fucking shit,

Tom Cowie got you told,

He wished your fans could be as good,

As the Mags just up the road."

[Monkeys Fist 43067]

I read this thread, I look at my kids, and I thank the fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster that I , and them, are Geordies.

Edited March 2, 2012 by Monkeys Fist

[Howay 12496]

They do have something we'll probably never have mind, the 2nd and 3rd worst points tally's in Premiership history and iirc the 2nd most relegated team in Prem history (behind Crystal Palace) with 3 relegations.

I read this thread, I look at my kids, and I thank the fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster that I , and them, are Geordies.

Still love that 'whatever happens when I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror I'm a Geordie but when you look in the mirror you see a Mackem' or however it goes, devastates them every time.

Edited March 2, 2012 by Howay

[Monkeys Fist 43067]

Re. The op.

 

 

Covers all bases I think.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14053]

My mate used to live in Pallion. Scary, scary world.

[JawD 99]

I sometimes nip into Southwick to go to the bank when Im at work. Mos Eisley hasnt got a patch on that place. I could fill a thread about photos from sunderland it has so much material. You'd need to see it to believe it like.

 

For those who dont know Mos Eisley:

 

[Monkeys Fist 43067]

When I was working on sunderland pool we to Southwick shops to get some lunch. That in itself was an eye opener, but as we walked back over the road to our van ( parked about 30 yards away) we saw some pikey Mackem trying to get the back door open.

Rather than shout and let him get away , we just carried on walking towards him calmly.

Even when we were stood either side of him, he didn't catch on that it was our van, the thick twat.

 

Police arrived shortly after, but he'd mysteriously tripped and bruised his cheek before they got there.

[Happy Face 29]

Tombola

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14053]

I honestly think that if you're the type of person who thinks Sunderland isn't anything other than a grey, derelict shit tip, you need locking up and put on some kind of register.

[Craig 6700]

One of the lads at work is an Arsenal fan and went there recently for the league game. He was due to go back a week later for the cup but pulled out of it because he said it's such a shithole, he'd rather watch it on the telly.

 

Reckoned they're a friendly bunch, told him that's because they're don't get human contact much.

[Tom 14013]

[Guest CabayeAye]

Is That m*ckem folk singer for real? Does it not occur to him that his facts are from before anyone on here was born? And that this millenium we have almost exclusively pummeled them?