Post a picture of something shit on Wearside

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

 

£55 – £125 for seats and £70 for standing.

 

[Meenzer 15531]

Just now, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

£55 – £125 for shitting and £70 for standing.

 

 

FYP

[Sonatine 11391]

You'd want to stand tbf, no guarantee you wouldn't get that seat 

[Alex 35095]

Sing in the shit seats 

[Sonatine 11391]

Black Cats on a shirt,

Jewles remain still cleaming.

That lad shat on his seat

His turd remains, still steaming.

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

 

£75!   

 

[RobinRobin 11281]

As long as it shows the exit - cheap at half the price.

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

On 11/9/2018 at 01:44, Sonatine said:

You'd want to stand tbf, no guarantee you wouldn't get that seat 

 

A still image from the upcoming documentary.   

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

You just know the end of the last episode is going to show the new seats and the club winning games in division 3, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of shitness

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

Nothing screams, "Cheer up", like these faces.

 

 

[Alex 35095]

The Johnny Cash one looks less a caricature than the real Johnny Cash 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

Aye but why is Ronnie O'Sullivan advertised? I've got a good story about him, I'll tell you tomorrow

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

   

 

This is what you need to know if you're dating a Sunderland fan

 

Dating a Sunderland fan?

 

Well, lucky you! Your life will be surrounded by red and white and the Stadium of Light will feel like a second home.

 

But in order to make your relationship a success, there are a few more things you need to understand. We're here to help. Just scroll down and pick up several pointers on what to expect from your Mackem mate.

 

1. What MLF means If your partner is described as a MLF, it means they are a 'Massive Lads Fans'. Know that.

2. First love You're not and probably never will be. Their heart will always be with their favourite SAFC player of all time. 

3. Quinn and Phillips No matter how strong you think you and your partner are, in their mind, you'll never be as strong as Quinn and Phillips 

4. Hate Newcastle United Don't question it. You want Newcastle to lose at all costs. FTM... don't Google it at work.

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/this-is-what-you-need-to-know-if-you-re-dating-a-sunderland-fan-1-9470563

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

2 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

This is what you need to know if you're dating a Sunderland fan

 

Dating a Sunderland fan?

 

Well, lucky you! Your life will be surrounded by red and white and the Stadium of Light will feel like a second home.

 

But in order to make your relationship a success, there are a few more things you need to understand. We're here to help. Just scroll down and pick up several pointers on what to expect from your Mackem mate.

 

1. What MLF means If your partner is described as a MLF, it means they are a 'Massive Lads Fans'. Know that.

2. First love You're not and probably never will be. Their heart will always be with their favourite SAFC player of all time. 

3. Quinn and Phillips No matter how strong you think you and your partner are, in their mind, you'll never be as strong as Quinn and Phillips 

4. Hate Newcastle United Don't question it. You want Newcastle to lose at all costs. FTM... don't Google it at work.

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/this-is-what-you-need-to-know-if-you-re-dating-a-sunderland-fan-1-9470563

 

 

They missed off the bit about scat fetishes, and being willing to fuck a bushpig. 

[Howay 12496]

And don’t forget to pick up your complementary blue drink and Callum’s sewpa chicken dippahhs on with way in to the pub/match/relatives tenement with your new Sunderland lassy Colleen, or new MLF Kevin. 

Edited December 2, 2018 by Howay

[Howmanheyman 33245]

The chronicle is fucking desperate but the Sunderland echo is another level of shit altogether.

[Alex 35095]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

The chronicle is fucking desperate but the Sunderland echo is another level of shit altogether.

Aye  

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

They missed off the bit about scat fetishes, and being willing to fuck a bushpig. 

I never knew Bono was an  MLF.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

How fucking shit is “MLF” as well?  It’s a laugh that a 1980s, Gay-bashing, nonce-supporting fanbase consider themselves massive fans of lads though.

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

The netflix trailer.

 

https://streamable.com/iq16h

 

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

7 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

The netflix trailer.

 

https://streamable.com/iq16h

 

 

Missed a trick by not linking to the Jackass movie trailer.

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

I LOLd at Cattermole predicting instant promotion from the Championship

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

11 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

How many females in this pic? 

 

Genuine question 

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

Pardon my ignorance but what is a "Sunderland Sprout?" 

 

 

£7.00 and sold out apparently.