Park Life 71 Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 I set the school record for after-school detentions in a term in Year 9. I got sent to a fucking Catholic school during adolescence, so I was always going to get into trouble in that environment. Held shoulder height by your classmates when the record breaking detention was handed out. "He's done it! The great man has done it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I don't hate Catholics as individuals, I do hate the Catholic Church as an institution. I treat every religion with equal respect though: none whatsoever. Some of my education was fucking terrible, being taught the Bible as historical fact for starters. There were a few teachers who refused to teach me during my last few years. It's a shame because one of them was a good educator, we just disliked each other intensely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 I don't hate Catholics as individuals, I do hate the Catholic Church as an institution. I treat every religion with equal respect though: none whatsoever. Some of my education was fucking terrible, being taught the Bible as historical fact for starters. There were a few teachers who refused to teach me during my last few years. It's a shame because one of them was a good educator, we just disliked each other intensely. What dd you end up studying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I set the school record for after-school detentions in a term in Year 9. I got sent to a fucking Catholic school during adolescence, so I was always going to get into trouble in that environment. Held shoulder height by your classmates when the record breaking detention was handed out. "He's done it! The great man has done it!" Tbh no one even came close to my record that year, it was in the low 50s. We had a form-teacher who hated my guts from the off, he ended up refusing to educate me. He came in for registration one morning and said, "Right, this is a new year (year 9) and we'll have new rules: zero tolerance from now on; if you misbehave you will receive an after-school detention." We then had a 10 minute break and I had 2 after-school detentions by the end of it. It didn't get any better from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 I set the school record for after-school detentions in a term in Year 9. I got sent to a fucking Catholic school during adolescence, so I was always going to get into trouble in that environment. Held shoulder height by your classmates when the record breaking detention was handed out. "He's done it! The great man has done it!" Tbh no one even came close to my record that year, it was in the low 50s. We had a form-teacher who hated my guts from the off, he ended up refusing to educate me. He came in for registration one morning and said, "Right, this is a new year (year 9) and we'll have new rules: zero tolerance from now on; if you misbehave you will receive an after-school detention." We then had a 10 minute break and I had 2 after-school detentions by the end of it. It didn't get any better from there. Sounds like you were way too cocky. Glad you've grown out of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I don't hate Catholics as individuals, I do hate the Catholic Church as an institution. I treat every religion with equal respect though: none whatsoever. Some of my education was fucking terrible, being taught the Bible as historical fact for starters. There were a few teachers who refused to teach me during my last few years. It's a shame because one of them was a good educator, we just disliked each other intensely. What dd you end up studying? At A-Level I did English Lit, History, Philosophy and Politics. I got kicked off History and Philosophy and had to enter myself for History. I got a U in Philosophy on purpose, because I was dropping it at the end of the 1st year. I wasn't allowed into classes. I ended up writing a load of Brass-Eye stuff on the paper. I had terrible educators for English Lit, but managed to get some good marks. I got 86/90 on the Ian McEwan modern novel exam and it became a running joke because I hadn't read the entire book and the teacher had said to me, "You can't laugh your way through an exam Wilford." I told him I'd won a competition to meet Ian McEwan because I was in the top 2% in the country and he believed me. Didn't turn up much for lessons after that, just said I was going to meet Ian McEwan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 I don't hate Catholics as individuals, I do hate the Catholic Church as an institution. I treat every religion with equal respect though: none whatsoever. Some of my education was fucking terrible, being taught the Bible as historical fact for starters. There were a few teachers who refused to teach me during my last few years. It's a shame because one of them was a good educator, we just disliked each other intensely. What dd you end up studying? At A-Level I did English Lit, History, Philosophy and Politics. I got kicked off History and Philosophy and had to enter myself for History. I got a U in Philosophy on purpose, because I was dropping it at the end of the 1st year. I wasn't allowed into classes. I ended up writing a load of Brass-Eye stuff on the paper. I had terrible educators for English Lit, but managed to get some good marks. I got 86/90 on the Ian McEwan modern novel exam and it became a running joke because I hadn't read the entire book and the teacher had said to me, "You can't laugh your way through an exam Wilford." I told him I'd won a competition to meet Ian McEwan because I was in the top 2% in the country and he believed me. Didn't turn up much for lessons after that, just said I was going to meet Ian McEwan. In a few years you'll be saying Ian sold out and will start browsing gun clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I've not read a McEwan book, we should have been doing Orwell as it tied in with History and Politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I've not read a McEwan book, we should have been doing Orwell as it tied in with History and Politics. I've read one. It was shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I've not read a McEwan book, we should have been doing Orwell as it tied in with History and Politics. I've read one. It was shit. Which one? We went through most of Enduring Love, it seemed crap at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I've not read a McEwan book, we should have been doing Orwell as it tied in with History and Politics. I've read one. It was shit. Which one? We went through most of Enduring Love, it seemed crap at the time. Amsterdam. I've been told by Renton off here (who is a fan of his) that it's his worst one like. It's terminally dull and I had absolutely no empathy or affection for any of the characters. It's quite short which is probably the only reason I persevered with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I've not read a McEwan book, we should have been doing Orwell as it tied in with History and Politics. I've read one. It was shit. Which one? We went through most of Enduring Love, it seemed crap at the time. Amsterdam. I've been told by Renton off here (who is a fan of his) that it's his worst one like. It's terminally dull and I had absolutely no empathy or affection for any of the characters. It's quite short which is probably the only reason I persevered with it. Same could be said for his other novella, On Chesil Beach, which I have the misfortune of studying. Lame at times, when Enduring Love was far more interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 I've not read a McEwan book, we should have been doing Orwell as it tied in with History and Politics. I've read one. It was shit. Which one? We went through most of Enduring Love, it seemed crap at the time. Amsterdam. I've been told by Renton off here (who is a fan of his) that it's his worst one like. It's terminally dull and I had absolutely no empathy or affection for any of the characters. It's quite short which is probably the only reason I persevered with it. Same could be said for his other novella, On Chesil Beach, which I have the misfortune of studying. Lame at times, when Enduring Love was far more interesting. He's basically shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Have you ever written a book Parky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 Have you ever written a book Parky? Been working on one for a couple of years. Do a fair bit of writing for a living (pr sruff, corporate books etc). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21042 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Have you ever written a book Parky? Been working on one for a couple of years. Do a fair bit of writing for a living (pr sruff, corporate books etc). Should be easy to become a best-selling author like McEwan then, since he's shit. You'll be quids in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I'm a cunt in school, smart, but a cunt. I'm cheeky and sarcastic and enjoy taking the piss out of teachers. Always have and i always will. I'm not scared of teachers and if one roars at me i will either laugh or say something sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I'm not scared of teachers is that supposed to be some sort of badge of honour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Ireland's answer to Mr T "oi ain't goin' on no plane tbs tbs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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