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Depends what you mean by invonvenient. I liked making sure they knew who I was and being a bit of an awkward beggar, but I wasn't going to suddenly put my hand up in the middle of double maths and start trying to smash the system, no.

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Depends what you mean by invonvenient. I liked making sure they knew who I was and being a bit of an awkward beggar, but I wasn't going to suddenly put my hand up in the middle of double maths and start trying to smash the system, no.

 

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I liked school, if you're unpopular, really fat or ugly I can imagine the whole school process being a nightmare though. There's this kid in my year, he had a heart attack on the cross country run cos he was so fat. The full school knew him as Fatty Davis, he's so thin now looks amazingly good, but when you speak to people about him he's still referred to as Fatty Davis. Half the teachers loved me, and half them thought I was a cunt if parents neets were anything to go by, wouldn't say I ever caused a stir. Used to start teachers songs off on the way back from away games though. Played Tweedmouth away in the County Cup (60 mile away), we won 3-2, and I sang Cappy (the teachers name) is our hero lalalala ooh all the way back, he was trying his best not to smile.

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I never asked many questions. I was there to get through to break, lunch and home time with minimal disruption. Not much has changed since then.

 

You really are on a terminal conyeyor belt, aren't you?

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I never asked many questions. I was there to get through to break, lunch and home time with minimal disruption. Not much has changed since then.

 

You really are on a terminal conyeyor belt, aren't you?

Not at all, rent boy. Just get very little enjoyment from work. Speaking of terminal though, you looked like you were in the throes of a heart attack in Tilleys. :lol:

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I never asked many questions. I was there to get through to break, lunch and home time with minimal disruption. Not much has changed since then.

 

You really are on a terminal conyeyor belt, aren't you?

Anyone who watches four Die Hards in a row on New Years Eve is on a good conveyor belt though.

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I never asked many questions. I was there to get through to break, lunch and home time with minimal disruption. Not much has changed since then.

 

You really are on a terminal conyeyor belt, aren't you?

Not at all, rent boy. Just get very little enjoyment from work. Speaking of terminal though, you looked like you were in the throes of a heart attack in Tilleys. ;)

 

Felt utterly shit while I was there, but fine afterwards, oddly enough.

 

Only kidding anyway, but if you found a job you liked I'm sure you would be happier. :lol: Mind, your last one took you to San Francisco which sounded canny to me.

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The male teachers liked me 'cos I'd talk about footy all the way through lessons to them. Our maths teacher, Dave Cross I remember, would always ask at the start of each lesson 'Any questions before we start?' and I'd always ask 'What d'you think was the reason for victory/defeat at the weekend' and he'd talk for ages about it. Used to take up a good 15/20 minutes of each lesson.

 

The female teachers hated me. All I cared for at school was PE, Technology, maths and English. Everything else was pointless. Note year 11 school report 'Mac has failed to reach the level of maturity required to leave school' :razz::lol:;) ;)

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I liked school, if you're unpopular, really fat or ugly I can imagine the whole school process being a nightmare though. There's this kid in my year, he had a heart attack on the cross country run cos he was so fat. The full school knew him as Fatty Davis, he's so thin now looks amazingly good, but when you speak to people about him he's still referred to as Fatty Davis. Half the teachers loved me, and half them thought I was a cunt if parents neets were anything to go by, wouldn't say I ever caused a stir. Used to start teachers songs off on the way back from away games though. Played Tweedmouth away in the County Cup (60 mile away), we won 3-2, and I sang Cappy (the teachers name) is our hero lalalala ooh all the way back, he was trying his best not to smile.

 

I do wonder what happened to some of the proper punching-bag kids at my school like. I was a right swot and all but I was sharp enough to get away with it and (for all this is going to sound horrible) there were a few mummy's-boys who didn't have any kind of intellect or smarts to fall back on and frankly you just think how do they not get the metaphorical shit kicked out of them every way they turn in life.

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I wasn't a swot, I was top of the class in things that interested me and bottom in things that didn't. I was a bit of a dreamer rather than a swot.

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I was a swot who never said owt unless asked until 6th form when the classes were smaller and I had a bit more confidence so I got a bit lippy.

Being lippy can get you in to trouble though. If you think you're someone special when you're younger it can create arrogance and a big fall. I was convinced I'd be a footballer, but when I got to 15/16 and I wasn't even in Newcastle Boys team anymore, and no club wanted me after trials, it knocked me so much for about a year going in to the 6th form.

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I never asked many questions. I was there to get through to break, lunch and home time with minimal disruption. Not much has changed since then.

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I was a terrible student, literally didn't show up for half of 6th year, no idea how I got away with it. I had a big problem with authority, but I can't remember if I cared enough to ask difficult questions in class, just if it concerned me.

 

me, me, me, me, me

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I was always in top sets but I managed to get on with the popular kids as much as the divvies so I didn't get much stick really, just the usual shite. We had one teacher who was immense, he didn't do any sort of planning, just turned up with a sheet of paper with what he needed to mention in that lesson and just knew it all off the top of his head. He got marked by one of those knackers from the school board or whatever in one of those lessons where he'd done no planning and got the lowest possible grade because of it. At the end of the year, everyone in the class (8 or 9 of us in 6th form) got A's and B's but he still got bumped off teaching History at A-Level for a while. The pettty shite that you always used to get whiff of between the teachers was worse than the kids.

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I set the school record for after-school detentions in a term in Year 9. I got sent to a fucking Catholic school during adolescence, so I was always going to get into trouble in that environment.

I was wondering why you hate catholics so much.

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I set the school record for after-school detentions in a term in Year 9. I got sent to a fucking Catholic school during adolescence, so I was always going to get into trouble in that environment.

:lol: Held shoulder height by your classmates when the record breaking detention was handed out. "He's done it! The great man has done it!"

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