trophyshy 7060 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 They soon forget about the degradation of a faceload after you've shit on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21348 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 They soon forget about the degradation of a faceload after you've shit on them. is a monkey's fist some kind of scat terminology? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41363 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 It can be sweetie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 This thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7060 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 (edited) When it goes into her pretty little eye, that's millions of your industrious soldiers thinking they have found the mother of all ova and are merrily drilling into her cornea. No wonder it fucking hurts. Always cheers me up no end. Edited January 8, 2011 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41363 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 When it goes into her pretty little eye, that's millions of your industrious soldiers thinking they have found the mother of all ova and are merrily drilling into her cornea. No wonder it fucking hurts. Always cheers me up no end. 1-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 When it goes into her pretty little eye, that's millions of your industrious soldiers thinking they have found the mother of all ova and are merrily drilling into her cornea. No wonder it fucking hurts. Always cheers me up no end. How many times do you need to have you spunked in her face to have had multiple eye shots? The brazenness of declaring it almost therapeutic for you! There's a trophy you're not shy about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Hit an ex in the eye once. Pulled out and actually hit her from down by her fanny which I think is a spectacular display of double barrell yoghurt cannon accuracy. I must have been harder than Viv Graham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7124 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Used to see this posh bird from Kent, loved it in the wrong'un. Spunked in her face one time and got her in the eye which went bright red and apparently stang quite badly. I may have toxic spunk but have never been properly diagnosed. With great power comes great responsibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19359 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Anyone got their brown wings? I've got 4 sets! I dont think your boyfriend will approve of you bragging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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