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who was the best singer?  

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So, Who was the better singer between these two bad boys?

 

Otis for me :wank:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: tried to put a poll up but can i Fuck :razz: Someone, anyone ?

 

Edit 2 : Magic! ;)

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Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club

Old cunts will say Otis, people who consider themselves cultured will vote Otis, while people with sense will recognise Liam had a good voice and he can't whistle neither Otis.

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To paraphrase Otis "Ironfist" London:

 

I found out where Liam lives from 'Pretty Green' records held at Companies House and I paid him a visit late one Saturday night. When he answered the door I kneed him in the groin. Then I got him in an arm lock and whilst wearing a duster, gave it to him again and again in the mush. He tried to fight back, hooking his foot round the front of my leg to get me off balance, but I'm no mug and I took the skin off his shins with my heel. The noise brought Nicole and the kids downstairs but I told them to keep out of it, this was between me and him. I back heeled him in the knee and heard it pop. He screamed and went down like a sack of spuds. He wasn't getting up after that, but I gave his face the millimetre tread for good measure.

 

*walks off, whistling 'Dock of the Bay'*

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To paraphrase Otis "Ironfist" London:

 

I found out where Liam lives from 'Pretty Green' records held at Companies House and I paid him a visit late one Saturday night. When he answered the door I kneed him in the groin. Then I got him in an arm lock and whilst wearing a duster, gave it to him again and again in the mush. He tried to fight back, hooking his foot round the front of my leg to get me off balance, but I'm no mug and I took the skin off his shins with my heel. The noise brought Nicole and the kids downstairs but I told them to keep out of it, this was between me and him. I back heeled him in the knee and heard it pop. He screamed and went down like a sack of spuds. He wasn't getting up after that, but I gave his face the millimetre tread for good measure.

 

*walks off, whistling 'Dock of the Bay'*

:wank:

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To paraphrase Otis "Ironfist" London:

 

I found out where Liam lives from 'Pretty Green' records held at Companies House and I paid him a visit late one Saturday night. When he answered the door I kneed him in the groin. Then I got him in an arm lock and whilst wearing a duster, gave it to him again and again in the mush. He tried to fight back, hooking his foot round the front of my leg to get me off balance, but I'm no mug and I took the skin off his shins with my heel. The noise brought Nicole and the kids downstairs but I told them to keep out of it, this was between me and him. I back heeled him in the knee and heard it pop. He screamed and went down like a sack of spuds. He wasn't getting up after that, but I gave his face the millimetre tread for good measure.

 

*walks off, whistling 'Dock of the Bay'*

 

:wank:

 

Class.

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