Howmanheyman 31706 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 If I'm being honest, I'd get a bit drunk, ignore any younger supporter before getting more drunk then patronise them. I'd then to talk to any half decent looking bit of fanny, Toontastic members or not, metorphorically blowing smoke up their arses and being a charming bastard, if I'm being even more brutally honest, I probably wouldn't go in case you all turned out to be like some kind of Star Trek convention of Geeks. Is that me banned, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6847 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Some sad cunt in the other corner playing pinball. All the keyboard warriors on here wouldn't be half as gobby in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 What alias would you turn up as? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Super Steve Howey (that was it wasn't it?) would turn up in his mother's coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41362 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Jimbo's table would be wobbling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31706 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Kevin would be asked for ID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Jimbo's table would be wobbling. You would abseil down the side of the pub and come in through the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10458 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 What alias would you turn up as? Initially as J69, but after a brief flounce, he'd come back as KD I'd probably turn up late, have a drink and talk a lot, stare at Cath's tits some, then fuck off somewhere "nicer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Super Steve Howey (that was it wasn't it?) would turn up in his mother's coat. Was that him or Invicta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I'd probably turn up late, have a drink and talk a lot, stare at Cath's tits some, then fuck off somewhere "nicer". Just another afternoon in the Trent then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Some sad cunt in the other corner playing pinball. All the keyboard warriors on here wouldn't be half as gobby in real life It's just a bit of banter mate, nee ones having a character assassination on anyone here just a bit carry on. Don't be so defensive. I'd rather have an interest in pinball machines and games consoles than cricket personally and half these love cricket. I'd be at the bar with me arm round ye "double vodka and red bull and a bottle of volvic for the lad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Super Steve Howey (that was it wasn't it?) would turn up in his mother's coat. Was that him or Invicta? Same person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Some sad cunt in the other corner playing pinball. All the keyboard warriors on here wouldn't be half as gobby in real life It's just a bit of banter mate, nee ones having a character assassination on anyone here just a bit carry on. Don't be so defensive. I'd rather have an interest in pinball machines and games consoles than cricket personally and half these love cricket. I'd be at the bar with me arm round ye "double vodka and red bull and a bottle of volvic for the lad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10458 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I'd probably turn up late, have a drink and talk a lot, stare at Cath's tits some, then fuck off somewhere "nicer". Just another afternoon in the Trent then.. did you see any mention of me badgering people into going for a curry? No you did not. Back in your Box, Tits McGhee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 Super Steve Howey (that was it wasn't it?) would turn up in his mother's coat. Was that him or Invicta? Same person NO way is KD/SSH Vic. NO way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 I'd probably turn up late, have a drink and talk a lot, stare at Cath's tits some, then fuck off somewhere "nicer". Just another afternoon in the Trent then.. did you see any mention of me badgering people into going for a curry? No you did not. Back in your Box, Tits McGhee! Whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 I'd probably turn up late, say the wrong thing (to someone's elbow) and get beaten to death while trying to hide behind gemmill and manc-mag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 A group in one corner arguing about which regime was better. Minor scuffles breaking out. Lot's of confusion when people fail to recognise eachothers descriptions when it transpires everyone's 2 inches shorter and 6 inches wider than they previously claimed. And someone nursing a pina colada looking sheepish in the corner. nice touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Reet, where we going for new year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Rob W would be three sheets to the wind, explaining the history of European civilization to a lamppost as he staggers home :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Parky leaping on to a table and singing "Tomorrow belongs to me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Well It would take me so long to get there I'd be knackered! So I'd have my usual two WKD's and fall asleep in the corner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4460 Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 Wacky jumping up and down trying to catch the barmans eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42766 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Well It would take me so long to get there I'd be knackered! So I'd have my usual two WKD's and fall asleep in the corner! Snakey's Rohypnol usually kicks in after one WKD iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 So how many of you will be spending NYE on Toontastic? Feeling pretty ill today so not sure I'll end up anywhere tonight. Don't think I'd fancy attending a TT NYE party myself anyway - I'd probably get glassed by Stevie/Leazes for being an out of towner or because I used to post on Newcastle-Online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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