Man got pussy

[Guest]

[Besty 4]

I MAY DIE FROM LAUGHTER.

 

[LeazesMag 0]

I MAY DIE FROM LAUGHTER.

 

[Ruler of Planet Houston 1]

supposed to keep them in for 6 months so they know where 'home' is, then they will come back when let out. That said, I let my kitten out after about 3 weeks and he always came home - but my house was the only one aroud for about 3 miles.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14075]

Women love cats cause their personalities are indistinguishable.

 

I'm in the right mood for this to tickle me. My mate bought his a new bed for Christmas; giving a cat a Christmas present ffs, it can barely eat its food and have a shit without kicking it all over the floor.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

Women love cats cause their personalities are indistinguishable.

 

I'm in the right mood for this to tickle me. My mate bought his a new bed for Christmas; giving a cat a Christmas present ffs, it can barely eat its food and have a shit without kicking it all over the floor.

Did he wrap it up?

[ToonMarshy 2]

Women love cats cause their personalities are indistinguishable.

 

I'm in the right mood for this to tickle me. My mate bought his a new bed for Christmas; giving a cat a Christmas present ffs, it can barely eat its food and have a shit without kicking it all over the floor.

 

I bought my cat a little present, came with a little ball that had a little catnip and some treats inside that would fall out as the cat played with it.

 

Little fucker didnt touch it once! hell, the <1 year old baby showed more interest in it than the ungrateful feline fecker

[Brock Manson 0]

They always come back, it's where the food is. No doubt it'll soon get fat because the kids and your Missus will spoil the little fucker rotten.

 

But give him the snip too, just to be on the safe side.

[Ruler of Planet Houston 1]

Aye...get it snipped! Mine sprayed on my new trainers and no amount of washing ever got rid of the stink

[Gemmill 46141]

Mine are going in to get their plums whipped off tomorrow.

[Mac-Toon 1]

They'll sleep well tonight, oblivious to the impending doom which awaits them when they wake.

 

Does it just stop them wanting to 'gan riding' or what? I've just been reading about cat AIDS. sounds naughty like, tbf. I lost a guinea pig to that circa 87. Or so my dad said.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14075]

Women love cats cause their personalities are indistinguishable.

 

I'm in the right mood for this to tickle me. My mate bought his a new bed for Christmas; giving a cat a Christmas present ffs, it can barely eat its food and have a shit without kicking it all over the floor.

Did he wrap it up?

 

Probably. With some tins of food inside as a surprise.

[Christmas Tree 4857]

They'll sleep well tonight, oblivious to the impending doom which awaits them when they wake.

 

Does it just stop them wanting to 'gan riding' or what? I've just been reading about cat AIDS. sounds naughty like, tbf. I lost a guinea pig to that circa 87. Or so my dad said.

 

 

Aye, they spend all their time searching for their balls. "I know I had them yesterday".

[Besty 4]

Edited December 28, 2010 by Besty

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Shoulda got a dog, dogs are were the partys at

 

As we know, you sick bastard

[Gemmill 46141]

What the fuck is Jusoda? Some sort of kosher pop?

[Jusoda Kid 1]

[Mac-Toon 1]

I see Barr make that, eh? Bet it's not got a fucking sniff on Irn Bru.

 

Rubicon is the juice to be drinking these days, tbh.

[Guest alex]

Can you still get Jusoda btw?

[Gemmill 46141]

Dropped them off to get their knackers whipped off at 8am this morning. Picked them up at half 12 and you would never know they had had anything done. Been kicking fuck out each other since they got home.