Man got pussy

[Mac-Toon 1]

Reet. My wife whinged on for the past 2 year that she wanted a kitten. I told her no time and time again. We've got bairns so a cat to me is just another fucking responsibility. Wey, nonetheless a 8 week old female kitten arrived at my house about 6 weeks ago.

 

Turns out 'Lola' the female kitten is actually a male and been renamed 'shola'. Anyway, he's itching to get outside and keeps crying at the back door. I've let him oot in the back garden but he just jumps owa the fence and trys to take off.

 

I've been on google to see when it's alreet to let them oot on their tod but it's just all americans answering saying 'NEVER let them out, he'll get attacked by a coyote or a pervert or other cat or ran over or .... Typical yanks scared to let them out. I'm more concerned he's too little and will come back chinned off another cat so dunno whether to wait til he's packin' a bit of muscle. There's a canny few others in me street so dunno whether they'll accept him in the crew or take him down.

 

Any ideas if we should just put up with the crying at the door, or just let him gan tom about?

[Guest alex]

Cats are evil.

[Christmas Tree 4857]

Buuer or Marge on his paws and let hin go. The sooner he gets out there the better. Sure he'll get the odd clip but better than becoming a house cat.

 

Also when he's a few month olds and eyeing up his first bit os skirt, whip in in for the old balls off.

 

You'll feel like a right cunt but he'll be happier and wont get into fights.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

Male cats like to roam so you can't really keep them as housecats like you can the females. If he wants to be out I'd let him. Has he had all his injections and that? He probably won't go as far / fight as much if you give him 'the snip' as well. Obviously they are more exposed to danger going out, but that's just the way they are, not really fair to keep them in. I'd guess he'll soon find his place in the local pecking order and learn to stay away from main roads.

[Park Life 71]

Don't make it stay in the house/flat, the cruelest thing you can do to a cat.

[Tom 14015]

I could think of worse.

[Kevin 1]

Shoulda got a dog, dogs are were the partys at

[Kid Dynamite 7185]

DON'T let it out until its around 6month

[Renton 22024]

Reet. My wife whinged on for the past 2 year that she wanted a kitten. I told her no time and time again. We've got bairns so a cat to me is just another fucking responsibility. Wey, nonetheless a 8 week old female kitten arrived at my house about 6 weeks ago.

 

Turns out 'Lola' the female kitten is actually a male and been renamed 'shola'. Anyway, he's itching to get outside and keeps crying at the back door. I've let him oot in the back garden but he just jumps owa the fence and trys to take off.

 

I've been on google to see when it's alreet to let them oot on their tod but it's just all americans answering saying 'NEVER let them out, he'll get attacked by a coyote or a pervert or other cat or ran over or .... Typical yanks scared to let them out. I'm more concerned he's too little and will come back chinned off another cat so dunno whether to wait til he's packin' a bit of muscle. There's a canny few others in me street so dunno whether they'll accept him in the crew or take him down.

 

Any ideas if we should just put up with the crying at the door, or just let him gan tom about?

 

Made me laugh.

 

Mrs Rents has nagged me daily about getting a cat for years now. I've told her (daily) it's divorce situation if she gets one. I'm allergic but anyway we aren't at home enough to look after one. I don't want to sound harsh but I think this is your wive's responsibility.

[Park Life 71]

Women love cats cause their personalities are indistinguishable.

[Mac-Toon 1]

Reet. My wife whinged on for the past 2 year that she wanted a kitten. I told her no time and time again. We've got bairns so a cat to me is just another fucking responsibility. Wey, nonetheless a 8 week old female kitten arrived at my house about 6 weeks ago.

 

Turns out 'Lola' the female kitten is actually a male and been renamed 'shola'. Anyway, he's itching to get outside and keeps crying at the back door. I've let him oot in the back garden but he just jumps owa the fence and trys to take off.

 

I've been on google to see when it's alreet to let them oot on their tod but it's just all americans answering saying 'NEVER let them out, he'll get attacked by a coyote or a pervert or other cat or ran over or .... Typical yanks scared to let them out. I'm more concerned he's too little and will come back chinned off another cat so dunno whether to wait til he's packin' a bit of muscle. There's a canny few others in me street so dunno whether they'll accept him in the crew or take him down.

 

Any ideas if we should just put up with the crying at the door, or just let him gan tom about?

 

Made me laugh.

 

Mrs Rents has nagged me daily about getting a cat for years now. I've told her (daily) it's divorce situation if she gets one. I'm allergic but anyway we aren't at home enough to look after one. I don't want to sound harsh but I think this is your wive's responsibility.

Nail on the head you've hit Renton. I told her upon arrival that she's to change the litter, feed her etc but you know what it's like 'oh, just do it mac'. Plus, she's too relaxed and leaves the back door ajar then gans upstairs clartin' on. I'm more on the neurotic side and can't relax so finds myself wandering about the back garden and diving over the fence into next doors to grab him.

 

Think I'm gonna let him roam at his leisure and penetrate owt wandering about. Have had his injections so hope he'll be alreet. Do other cats attack often?

[Mac-Toon 1]

Shoulda got a dog, dogs are were the partys at

It was the dogs idea to get the cat.

[Howmanheyman 33931]

Reet. My wife whinged on for the past 2 year that she wanted a kitten. I told her no time and time again. We've got bairns so a cat to me is just another fucking responsibility. Wey, nonetheless a 8 week old female kitten arrived at my house about 6 weeks ago.

 

Turns out 'Lola' the female kitten is actually a male and been renamed 'shola'. Anyway, he's itching to get outside and keeps crying at the back door. I've let him oot in the back garden but he just jumps owa the fence and trys to take off.

 

I've been on google to see when it's alreet to let them oot on their tod but it's just all americans answering saying 'NEVER let them out, he'll get attacked by a coyote or a pervert or other cat or ran over or .... Typical yanks scared to let them out. I'm more concerned he's too little and will come back chinned off another cat so dunno whether to wait til he's packin' a bit of muscle. There's a canny few others in me street so dunno whether they'll accept him in the crew or take him down.

 

Any ideas if we should just put up with the crying at the door, or just let him gan tom about?

Just let it out, whats the worst that could happen? It bites the bullet? So what? You never wanted it and you can tell the missus that it was a fait accompli and that you just not meant to have a cat, put a sign round his neck with 'C'mon then you pussies, you want some?' to help him get into bother.

 

Women love cats cause their personalities are indistinguishable.

[Kid Dynamite 7185]

Cats are class tbh

 

[Howmanheyman 33931]

P.S. Mac must have been mental to agree to get as cat especially if he didn't want it.

 

At the end of the day, pets fucking stink! I like dogs, cats etc as much as the next bloke but I'm fucked if I'd let one in my house, luckily the wife hates them so I've got back up when the kids ask for a dog.

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

Do other cats attack often?

They're territorial, so once he's marked out his territory all will be good. Until someone else realises that used to be their territory, and then there will be a long running war of occasional skirmishes. Just like the middle-east really.

[Mac-Toon 1]

P.S. Mac must have been mental to agree to get as cat especially if he didn't want it.

 

At the end of the day, pets fucking stink! I like dogs, cats etc as much as the next bloke but I'm fucked if I'd let one in my house, luckily the wife hates them so I've got back up when the kids ask for a dog.

I always said I'd never have nee pets in my house. He's alreet, tbf. Got used to him running about and he doesn't make nee mess. He's kept out the bedroom and off the settee so doesn't give me too much grief.

 

My grandad used to walk his on a lead the daft owld cunt

[peasepud 59]

Speaking of cats, have I seen pics on twitter of a certain Mr Gemmill and a cat?

 

Whats gannin on there like?

[LeazesMag 0]

Reet. My wife whinged on for the past 2 year that she wanted a kitten. I told her no time and time again. We've got bairns so a cat to me is just another fucking responsibility. Wey, nonetheless a 8 week old female kitten arrived at my house about 6 weeks ago.

 

Turns out 'Lola' the female kitten is actually a male and been renamed 'shola' . Anyway, he's itching to get outside and keeps crying at the back door. I've let him oot in the back garden but he just jumps owa the fence and trys to take off.

 

I've been on google to see when it's alreet to let them oot on their tod but it's just all americans answering saying 'NEVER let them out, he'll get attacked by a coyote or a pervert or other cat or ran over or .... Typical yanks scared to let them out. I'm more concerned he's too little and will come back chinned off another cat so dunno whether to wait til he's packin' a bit of muscle. There's a canny few others in me street so dunno whether they'll accept him in the crew or take him down.

 

Any ideas if we should just put up with the crying at the door, or just let him gan tom about?

 

def the wrong name there mind.

Edited December 27, 2010 by LeazesMag

[Gemmill 46141]

Speaking of cats, have I seen pics on twitter of a certain Mr Gemmill and a cat?

 

Whats gannin on there like?

Bet you knocked out a couple over it.

[LeazesMag 0]

Do other cats attack often?

They're territorial, so once he's marked out his territory all will be good. Until someone else realises that used to be their territory, and then there will be a long running war of occasional skirmishes. Just like the middle-east really .

 

Edited December 27, 2010 by LeazesMag

[peasepud 59]

Speaking of cats, have I seen pics on twitter of a certain Mr Gemmill and a cat?

 

Whats gannin on there like?

Bet you knocked out a couple over it.

I could see a little bit of your ankle under that girly blanket

[Gemmill 46141]

That wasn't my ankle.

[LeazesMag 0]

That wasn't my ankle.

 

was it your brain ?

[Gemmill 46141]

I MAY DIE FROM LAUGHTER.