Christmas Tree 4821 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted December 23, 2010 Author Share Posted December 23, 2010 In 1923 jockey Frank Hayes died of a heart attack during a race. His body stayed on his horse, Sweet Kiss, which won the race, making Frank the only jockey to win a race dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 The longest ever Eurovision song title was "Man gewöhnt sich so schnell an das Schöne", with 34 letters. It got nul points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 In 1923 jockey Frank Hayes died of a heart attack during a race. His body stayed on his horse, Sweet Kiss, which won the race, making Frank the only jockey to win a race dead. I was expecting a dead heat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted December 24, 2010 Author Share Posted December 24, 2010 In 1923 jockey Frank Hayes died of a heart attack during a race. His body stayed on his horse, Sweet Kiss, which won the race, making Frank the only jockey to win a race dead. I was expecting a dead heat... Polar Bear fur is not White, it's clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 In 1923 jockey Frank Hayes died of a heart attack during a race. His body stayed on his horse, Sweet Kiss, which won the race, making Frank the only jockey to win a race dead. I was expecting a dead heat... Polar Bear fur is not White, it's clear. Harry S Truman had no middle name. His advisors insisted he inserted an initial to gain credibility with voters. Regards, The Z Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Share Posted April 10, 2015 The Native Americans, noble savages and wanderers of the plains, had a city which, at it's peak in the 1200s had a population of over 40,000, something not surpassed in North America until Philadelphia in 1780. It was sited close to modern day St. Louis, on the Mississippi, and was a trade hub for routes stretching from Mexico to the Great Lakes. At it's centre was an earth mound/pyramid 10 storeys high, covering 14 acres. This was the biggest of 120 such mounds in the city, which covered 6 sq.miles. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahokia Whale Oil Beef Hooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 The Native Americans, noble savages and wanderers of the plains, had a city which, at it's peak in the 1200s had a population of over 40,000, something not surpassed in North America until Philadelphia in 1780. It was sited close to modern day St. Louis, on the Mississippi, and was a trade hub for routes stretching from Mexico to the Great Lakes. At it's centre was an earth mound/pyramid 10 storeys high, covering 14 acres. This was the biggest of 120 such mounds in the city, which covered 6 sq.miles. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahokia Whale Oil Beef Hooked. Aye, but they lost, so fuck 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Share Posted April 10, 2015 Do you know why they lost though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 They thought the MMR vaccine was connected to autism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 10, 2015 Author Share Posted April 10, 2015 They thought the MMR vaccine was connected to autism?Closer than you think.Just prior to whitey arriving, 90% of them were wiped out by a plague. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Closer than you think. Just prior to whitey arriving, 90% of them were wiped out by a plague. 90% of them specifically, or 90% of the general Native American population? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 13, 2015 Author Share Posted April 13, 2015 General population I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 General population I believe. Christ, I don't feel bad for them any more. Whiners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3964 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Do you know why they lost though? You got evidence on that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted April 14, 2015 Author Share Posted April 14, 2015 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 To escape the grip of a crocodile jaws, push your thumbs in it's eyeballs it will let you go instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 A whales penis is called a dork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casino's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46024 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 They supposedly pump oxygen in to keep people awake too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 And a pin number is not required at ATMs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Once for one of my quizzes thought I'd come up with the best false question ever for a true or false. My question was -Robin Hood was once banned in America because stealing from the rich to give to the poor promoted communism. Until I googled it and found out the state of Indiana banned it in the 50's for that reason. Bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3964 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Richard the first was a gay frenchman who hated England. I love telling knuckle dragging morons who bang on about St George that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The clue is in his name; Dick First Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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