henda11 0 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 (edited) My dad works at Primark as sercurity, and in walked Andy Carroll the day with some lass ready to pick up his Primark bargain. Anyway, my dad followed him on the cameras for a while, and the shop was canny packed and nobody bothered him once he said. So i reckon that there should be a new chant. " Carroll shops at Primark, Carroll shops at Primark, na na na na ". Edited December 16, 2010 by henda11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 What's wrong with shopping at Primark like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henda11 0 Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 What's wrong with shopping at Primark like? Nowt, i have plenty of shit from there. Love the t shirts that shrink even on a cold wash. make my pecs look huge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Carroll can shop where he wants for fucks sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 (edited) how about; Andy Carroll's got nay pecs got nay pecs got nay pecs Andy Caroll's got nay pecs Neither's Henda. Edited December 16, 2010 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henda11 0 Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 (edited) how about; Andy Carroll's got nay pecs got nay pecs got nay pecs Andy Caroll's got nay pecs Neither's Henda. LOL! he actually kept his head down. Ameobi's sister is in there quite alot. Edited December 16, 2010 by henda11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4856 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Id be careful what you right about your dad on an internet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7184 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Id be careful what you right about your dad on an internet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 am i the only one that can see this cum stain is a wum? a shit one, but a wum at least. never try to kid a kidder, henda. im the master wum on this forum, i say a thing and all the jawdies jump at me "aw knaaa man ya must be propa ragin like lad, man like" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 I was going to say that post was pretty bad until I accidentally read kevin's, all is forgiven henda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Once a pikey always a pikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henda11 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 I think Kevin's hate is part to do with his numb handed obsession with Sean Willam Scott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I saw him in town the day in all the lass he was with was canny fit tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 6 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Are you 12? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Don't know how anyone can shop in primark. I've got little idea about the quality of the product but the shops fucking horrendous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I saw Sammy Ameobi in boots. Can any of your readers beat that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15740 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I saw Xisco in chaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I saw Marco Van Basten in the Levi's shop. He was buying everybody in the store a denim jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Delia Smith was in my branch of M&S yesterday looking at cushions. I got a smile and a nod from Andrea Pirlo in a crowd at Notte Bianca in Genoa after we were both pushing through the throng together. Ibrahima Sonko gave my mum a xmas card. I twatted Ulrika Johnson's son in the head with a football from 30 yards when I was in sixth form. Was an awesome shot. The best celebrity encounter had to be the time when we were stuck in La Roche, trying to ultimately reach Bordeaux. Not a single person could be seen on the streets other than us. No cars either. That was until we spotted this people carrier tearing down the road towards us. It screeched to a stop right alongside us and the driver rolled down his window. It was only MVB! Asked us what we were doing in such a dead-end place then insisted on driving us straight to Bordeaux. What a gent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I saw Carol Malia sat outside Osbourne's once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22187 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 i produced a video interview with tony blair. beat that mother fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I saw Jose Enrique in Esquire's and said hello. He said hello back and a friendship was born. I also kept a door open for Steve Cram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22187 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 i saw linford christie outside fenwick's when i was a kid. i asked him for an autograph and he refused....twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I also kept a door open for Steve Cram. Malcolm Macdonald held the door open for me at a Bob Dylan pap cansort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonTheMag 4 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I've made a smoothie for Steven Baldwin (Alec Baldwin's significantly less talented and Born Again Christian brother), exchanged head nods with Adrian Brody while on a film set, and moshed next to Diddy at an Arctic Monkeys concert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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