Holden McGroin 6290 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Newcastle airport. Delayed flight to Gatwick. Wasn't sure if it was him at first but he talked about getting a driver to get him & his wife to London. He used the name Wendy when addressing her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42745 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Fuck his shit up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41361 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Fart. Now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Tell the nearest security guard you saw him leave a parcel in the restroom that appeared to be leaking a white powdery residue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Tell the nearest security guard you saw him leave a parcel in the restroom that appeared to be leaking a white powdery residue. yeah but try not to confuse him with too much detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41361 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Tell the nearest security guard you saw him leave a parcel in the restroom that appeared to be leaking a white powdery residue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 (edited) Do a Costanza I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past three years you have caused myself, and the city of Newcastle, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved toon army and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego! Edited December 12, 2010 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4459 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Grow a pair and go and have a word. He's probably dying to unload some goss. Just be all star struck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11130 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Shiv the fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6290 Posted December 12, 2010 Author Share Posted December 12, 2010 The stench was too much. Flight has been delayed by 3.5 hours. I havent seen him take advantage of the complimentary refreshment vouher yet although he was reading the football pullout when I left the gate to get my free burger king. I'm surprised he is flying FlyBe like. Big Fat Mike is probably to tight to lend him his chopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4459 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 The stench was too much. Flight has been delayed by 3.5 hours. I havent seen him take advantage of the complimentary refreshment vouher yet although he was reading the football pullout when I left the gate to get my free burger king. I'm surprised he is flying FlyBe like. Big Fat Mike is probably to tight to lend him his chopper. Homework Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 The stench was too much. Flight has been delayed by 3.5 hours. I havent seen him take advantage of the complimentary refreshment vouher yet although he was reading the football pullout when I left the gate to get my free burger king. I'm surprised he is flying FlyBe like. Big Fat Mike is probably to tight to lend him his chopper. Hmmm... Who's this Hughton chap everyone's on about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42745 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 The stench was too much. Flight has been delayed by 3.5 hours. I havent seen him take advantage of the complimentary refreshment vouher yet although he was reading the football pullout when I left the gate to get my free burger king. I'm surprised he is flying FlyBe like. Big Fat Mike is probably to tight to lend him his chopper. Was he holding it upside down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 The stench was too much. Flight has been delayed by 3.5 hours. I havent seen him take advantage of the complimentary refreshment vouher yet although he was reading the football pullout when I left the gate to get my free burger king. I'm surprised he is flying FlyBe like. Big Fat Mike is probably to tight to lend him his chopper. Was he holding it upside down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Nut him, supply photographic evidence and you can have an 08 plate Mondeo free of charge, mate. I shit you not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42745 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Nut him, supply photographic evidence and you can have an 08 plate Mondeo free of charge, mate. I shit you not. Stick "I shit you not" at the end of any sentence and it becomes funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6290 Posted December 12, 2010 Author Share Posted December 12, 2010 I got a picture of him from behind. Will post it later when I get home. He is wearing a shit leather jacket. Looks second hand. Seems desperate to get to London tonight. Was talking about getting am alternative flight to heathrow as well as getting his driver (probably CT tbh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21337 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Tell him he's a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10457 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Tie 'im up, tape 'im up, 'ands an' feet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11130 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I got a picture of him from behind. Will post it later when I get home. He is wearing a shit leather jacket. Looks second hand. Seems desperate to get to London tonight. Was talking about getting am alternative flight to heathrow as well as getting his driver (probably CT tbh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6290 Posted December 12, 2010 Author Share Posted December 12, 2010 I can confirm the newspaper he was reading was.......yes you've guessed it...... screws of the world. Class act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4266 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 He was on my Easyjet flight to Stansted after the 1-1 derby the year before last so the cheapskate thing isn't new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7060 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on him a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Has the plane left yet? If not, surely we can start some tannoy messages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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