Park Life 71 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Not who you want. but who is actually coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 i dont want anoyne i want hughton to return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Not who you want. but who is actually coming. Fuck off man parky... How many threads do you want us all to keep up with!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Ron Jeremy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 (edited) Not who you want. but who is actually coming. Fuck off man parky... How many threads do you want us all to keep up with!!! I have been trying to add a poll while lighting a joint. Patience. Edited December 6, 2010 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Not who you want. but who is actually coming. Fuck off man parky... How many threads do you want us all to keep up with!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 Not who you want. but who is actually coming. Fuck off man parky... How many threads do you want us all to keep up with!!! I wanted to add a poll. Jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Not who you want. but who is actually coming. Fuck off man parky... How many threads do you want us all to keep up with!!! I wanted to add a poll. Jeez. He's weeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Ron JeremyI see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 mike basset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 50 cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Why is Manc-Mag first choice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Mike Ashley seeking new manager who hasn’t heard of Mike Ashley Newcastle United chairman Mike Ashley this morning began his lengthy search for a manager who knows who Newcastle United are, but who also has absolutely no idea about its arsehole chairman. Manager Chris Hughton was fired yesterday for single-handedly failing to turn the club into the sort of laughing stock every football fan has come to expect in recent years. Club insiders have said the search is now on, and that Ashley is looking for one of the world’s top idiots to take on the seemingly impossible role of making the team competitive whilst also ensuring bat-shit crazy Mike Ashley is always the centre of attention. An unnamed source told us, “Fortunately there are lots of managers who don’t know who Mike Ashley is, and the trick is ensuring they don’t learn about him during the interview process.” “To be honest, Google is making it very difficult.” Newcastle Manager job They went on to describe the challenges they face conducting interviews at St James’ Park. “We can mention the club, the history, Kevin Keegan, Peter Beardsley, Ant and Dec – all that stuff. Then we just try and avoid the question about the shirtless man wandering around the corridors claiming he can fire everyone.” “Admittedly it’s going to be difficult when he looks through the glass at them making cut-throat gestures.” “He’s like a mentally unstable ruddy-faced overweight Alan Sugar. He fired three sofas and a bucket of sand this morning. It’s been like this since someone let him watch the Apprentice last week.” “Yesterday he spent two hours trying to fire himself whilst looking at the enormous mirror we had installed in his office as a ‘distraction’. He became so agitated we had to shoot him with a tranquilliser gun.” “We’re thinking we’ll tell the candidates it’s a care in the community thing, at least until they sign a contract. Though we’ll probably just tell Martin Jol he’s been at some primo mind-bending weed – he’s Dutch, so he’ll probably buy that.” http://newsthump.com/2010/12/07/mike-ashle...of-mike-ashley/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6581 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 This is how it will go down: Prospective new manager: "How much is there to spend?" Fat Cunt: "£40m" Prospective new manager: "Sounds good. I like your ambition. I think I can take this club to Europe with the right backing. Where do I sign?" January 1st 2011: New manager: "Ok, im ready to splash some of that cash now Mike" Fat Cunt: "What money?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 This is how it will go down: Prospective new manager: "How much is there to spend?" Fat Cunt: "£40m" Prospective new manager: "Sounds good. I like your ambition. I think I can take this club to Europe with the right backing. Where do I sign?" January 1st 2011: New manager: "Ok, im ready to splash some of that cash now Mike" Fat Cunt: "What money?" If you didn't laugh.. etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 New Newcastle manager should be in place on Friday, although don't assume it is going to be Martin Jol. That would be a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 He'll try for Jol and O'Neill, they'll rightfully turn him down and we'll get some cunt desperate for a job instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubEverton 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Curbishley or Pardew. O'Neill will want money Jol will go to a big club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubEverton 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Actually, come and take Moyes FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Why? Does he want to go to a big club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Curbishley or Pardew. O'Neill will want money Jol will go to a big paycheque FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I wish my club mattered FYP FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 6 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Terry Venables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKev 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Steve Coppell has been mentionned in the past, but I thought he quit football after his resignation at Bristol (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Steve Coppell has been mentionned in the past, but I thought he quit football after his resignation at Bristol (?) The fella in your avatar did after Manchester City tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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