The Twitter Thread

[Gejon 2]

Would have been better if it was Jonas in the costume.

[Monroe Transfer 0]

Somehow I don't think he'd fit.

[ToonMarshy 2]

So good to see that smiling face again

 

Seems like routledge is a bit miffed about todays result on twitter as well, cant say i blame him tbh

[jaythesouthernmag 0]

 

Think its Routledge in that suit

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

I'm sure our players run and hide when they see Enrique running at them with his phone out

[Howmanheyman 33819]

I'm sure our players run and hide when they see Xisco running at them with his cock out

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

I'm sure our players run and hide when they see Xisco running at them with his cock out

 

All except Enrique who would snap a pic and put it on Twitter.

 

"here is xisco dick, is shit!"

[KeithJ 0]

Looks like Jose got in trouble with Twitter

 

Meanwhile, Pardew will remind his players of their social networking responsibilities after Enrique revealed his hamstring injury four hours before kick-off on Twitter. Recent Twitter convert Enrique was issued with a dressing down by the United manager, who stopped short of saying he will ban his squad from using the website.

 

But he will make sure that sensitive team news is kept off the site – which might disappoint the Spanish defender’s 5,400 followers. Enrique is expected to be fit for Sunday’s trip to Wigan – something else he told Twitter before kick off. “We’ve spoken about it,” Pardew said. “I got a text message saying that the press and everyone knew because he had Tweeted about his injury, and that’s something we need to look at as a club.

 

“Players can’t be giving that sort of information away. We’ll have to make it club policy that has to stop. This instant news society is difficult to police, but we’ll do our best. Will he be okay for the Wigan game? I’ll check his Tweets and see.”

 

Still, you got to laugh!

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Looks like Jose got in trouble with Twitter

 

Meanwhile, Pardew will remind his players of their social networking responsibilities after Enrique revealed his hamstring injury four hours before kick-off on Twitter. Recent Twitter convert Enrique was issued with a dressing down by the United manager, who stopped short of saying he will ban his squad from using the website.

 

But he will make sure that sensitive team news is kept off the site – which might disappoint the Spanish defender’s 5,400 followers. Enrique is expected to be fit for Sunday’s trip to Wigan – something else he told Twitter before kick off. “We’ve spoken about it,” Pardew said. “I got a text message saying that the press and everyone knew because he had Tweeted about his injury, and that’s something we need to look at as a club.

 

“Players can’t be giving that sort of information away. We’ll have to make it club policy that has to stop. This instant news society is difficult to police, but we’ll do our best. Will he be okay for the Wigan game? I’ll check his Tweets and see.”

 

Still, you got to laugh!

Fuck off Pardew. Lennon would've played anyway so I hardly see how it's letting the cat out of the bag. I like that the footballers have these tweets, it allows the fans to see the human side of them a bit more.

[Besty 4]

"Will he be okay for the Wigan game? I’ll check his Tweets and see.”

 

Fucking hell, miserable prick!

[Tooj 17]

Pardew should have kept that in house.

 

Snide remarks to the press are not going to get your players onside, especially as Hughton did everything behind closed doors.

 

Nice one, "Pards".

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Pardew should have kept that in house.

Snide remarks to the press are not going to get your players onside, especially as Hughton did everything behind closed doors.

 

Nice one, "Pards".

Exactly. Especially as sarcastic as that. I just don't like him I never have, any manager who shags his players' wives is scum as far as I'm concerned.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

I think Enrique seems to be the type that will brush off petty shit like that and get on with it, thankfully. If Barton or Nolan had done it then we'd have been seeing some canny interviews coming out of it.

[LeazesMag 0]

I think both Pardew and Enrique should have kept their comments private.

 

If Pardew banned the players using it, I'd say it was a decision that unfortunately had been forced on him by irresponsibility of his players.

 

The right thing would have been for him to tell them, in private, such things are wrong and tell them what will happen if they don't stop.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

When Ashley and Pardew fuck off from the club it will be party time for me.

[Happy Face 29]

I'd love it if Ashley was on Twitter.

[Mac-Toon 1]

I can't see what all the fuss is about. So what, he posted it on Twitter but that hardly would've changed Spurs gameplan now, would it? They always rely on their widemen and use them like they did yesterday so basically, in truth, it made fuck all difference to anything.

 

Pardew may feel agrieved, but he should'nt say it how he did. Cunt

[Phil 6]

I can't see what all the fuss is about. So what, he posted it on Twitter but that hardly would've changed Spurs gameplan now, would it? They always rely on their widemen and use them like they did yesterday so basically, in truth, it made fuck all difference to anything.

 

Pardew may feel agrieved, but he should'nt say it how he did. Cunt

 

It makes a massive difference. Players research who they are playing against, are told who to mark when etc... playing with two right footed players on the left side is obviously a weakness.

[Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1]

If he hadn't made that twitter message we would have won 5-0

[Guest alex]

I can't see what all the fuss is about. So what, he posted it on Twitter but that hardly would've changed Spurs gameplan now, would it? They always rely on their widemen and use them like they did yesterday so basically, in truth, it made fuck all difference to anything.

 

Pardew may feel agrieved, but he should'nt say it how he did. Cunt

 

It makes a massive difference. Players research who they are playing against, are told who to mark when etc... playing with two right footed players on the left side is obviously a weakness.

I doubt it made any difference to the outcome or the side they put out whatsoever tbh. I agree with Leazes though, he probably shouldn't have tweeted it and Pardew should've kept it 'in house'.

[Park Life 71]

It's the kind of squad we have, pissing around with gadgets and giggling instead of reading up on the opposition and preparing mentally for a game in isolation on a Japanese island.

[Gejon 2]

I think Enrique seems to be the type that will brush off petty shit like that and get on with it, thankfully. If Barton or Nolan had done it then we'd have been seeing some canny interviews coming out of it.

 

Jose panics, he threatened to delete his twitter for the second time in a couple of weeks over this. Bless him

[Gejon 2]

He's alright, he went to PC City, bought himself a new mousse and has been play World of Warcraft since.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14043]

Shit, Pards, I don't do nothing!

[OTF 7485]

It's the kind of squad we have, pissing around with gadgets and giggling instead of reading up on the opposition and preparing mentally for a game in isolation on a Japanese island.

 

Sounds like Allardyce... then come match time he'd set it all up for route one.