Alex 35080 Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 They're both knobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Everybody has a stage in life when they think Morrissey is cool, everybody grows out of it, apart from Morrissey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I'm puzzled as to what Morrisey's message is in that song. It sounded alright when I was mortal.  Hmm...analysis.  1. He's fucking loaded so he doesn't have to get out of bed.  2. He's scared of watching the news.  3. He finds the idea of modern work emasculating.  4. He knows the various different words for motorway. Missed a trick. Could have got "Autobahn/pay daaay loan " into the melody quite easily.  5. He's in a working men's club so if your poor you should listen to him and quit your job.  6. Joey Barton is his carer. He reimburses him with peanuts and coffee.  life affirming stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tom said: I'm puzzled as to what Morrisey's message is in that song. It sounded alright when I was mortal.   Thank fuck, i thought it was just me who thought that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017    ANDREW MUSGROVE Good evening! Hope you’re well. This is our live blog bringing you coverage of what is set to be a very special night for Newcastle United. It is the annual Newcastle United foundation dinner and tonight, we’ll be celebrating 125 years of the club. There’s going to be lot of familiar faces from past and present, so stick with us for a brilliant night.  http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-uniteds-125-year-dinner-13870836  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 (edited) Shola...   I know he wasn't great, I know he's more a cult hero than anything else, but by Christ he's a proud Newcastle fan, an ambassador for the club and a blimmin lovely bloke.  Rather have had 1 of him than 10 Michael Owens.   (The 8th goal there, against Birmingham is quintessential Ameobi btw) Edited November 8, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I assume he's retiring...? But your post also makes it sound like he could have died, so I'm really unclear on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Peter Crouch is after his record. Most times as a sub in the PL 142 Shola Ameobi 142 Peter Crouch 136 Jermain Defoe 129 Carlton Cole 123 Joe Cole 118 Kanu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 18 minutes ago, Rayvin said: I assume he's retiring...? But your post also makes it sound like he could have died, so I'm really unclear on this. Nah, he was accepted into the NUFC Hall of Fame last night.  He's just clearly emotional about the honour.  Some on twitter still calling him worse than shite because... well I guess because he's a cult hero and that divides opinions? People seem to think you can't like a player unless he's Messi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21923 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 love the mackem slayer. better than joselu tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35080 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 He had the makings of being a pretty decent player but the hip injuries fucked him. Worth noting he played in pain quite a lot of times due to that injury (which loads of players wouldn't have) for the sake of the team whilst getting pelters off a large proportion of the fanbase. Wasn't it @MattM4 who detested him? This will have him seething Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20140 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Legend and nice to see him getting emotional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Thought his best spell was after 2010-12, he seemed to know how to play his position a lot better and he’d bulked up to the point where he could hold it up and win his battles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35080 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Remember when he thought he'd been burgled that time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 The housework slayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2964 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Â "loss of enjoyment, inconvenience and impact on performance."Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 His barber must be bricking it ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13866 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Â must have been wearing those boots since 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35080 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Shame. She'd have fitted in well with the fans in Russia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 I’m definitely getting to a couple more away games during qualifying for the Euros. The craic at away matches is class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30610 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42442 Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Well …ok, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17258 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 Can anyone work out what, given the criteria, is wrong with this? Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 "The ginger lass." Â Can't even see his own hate speech. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44879 Posted May 31, 2023 Share Posted May 31, 2023 You've got to go route one and call Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage a cunt in the same tweet. That way there are no questions or doubts when this delete your tweet request lands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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