Alex 35568 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 He's a right fucking charva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22142 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 the crafty cockney  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4856 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 This one just keeps giving, the BBC offered him a spot to come on and explain himself, his management said they wanted 5 grand to appear for them  He's spent a while today retweeting people essentially saying "ah its alright, he didnt mean it, I know what he meant, it's alright".  He's obviously decided to force retirement on himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35568 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 This one just keeps giving, the BBC offered him a spot to come on and explain himself, his management said they wanted 5 grand to appear for them  He's spent a while today retweeting people essentially saying "ah its alright, he didnt mean it, I know what he meant, it's alright".  He's obviously decided to force retirement on himself. Then claimed he would've donated the cash to charity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5294 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 This guy sounds like a monumental fuckwit. So much so that I'm a bit surprised that this sort of thing hasn't happened to him previously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5294 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 (edited) I wonder which way he voted in the referendum. Â I notice Abi Wilkinson getting a barb in there though. She penned an article in the Guardian about the suffering caused by the laughing emoji with tears that is used on Twitter. I mention that because it disqualifies her from having an opinion on anything else whatsoever. Edited November 30, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35568 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 This guy sounds like a monumental fuckwit. So much so that I'm a bit surprised that this sort of thing hasn't happened to him previously. Saw a documentary about him once. Apparently he used to hustle people in the 70s in pubs in London with a claw hammer in his back pocket for protection. As you do. He's basically your archetypal old skool, white, working class cockerney wankah. Once saw him on an episode of Booze Britain He got into a 'discussion' with some bloke in a chippy after he'd been doing some guest appearance darts night in a boozer. He was told to go home quietly by the police and the last shot of him was him still arguing the toss whilst staggering down the street. You won't remember but he was a big celeb in the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I honestly don't know how people give a fuck about darts enough that this bloke is famous. Not one thing he has come out with has shocked me as it fits exactly with what I'd think 60 year old bloke from Hackney that plays darts for a living would think, it'd be like getting shocked by Nick Griffin blaming the immigrants for stuff.  How the fuck has he got an MBE by the way , I hope it's for raising a load of money for charity or something because if it's one of them bullshit 'services to sport' type of things for a fat, pisshead darts player they can get fucked. Darts man . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5294 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Saw a documentary about him once. Apparently he used to hustle people in the 70s in pubs in London with a claw hammer in his back pocket for protection. As you do. He's basically your archetypal old skool, white, working class cockerney wankah. Once saw him on an episode of Booze Britain He got into a 'discussion' with some bloke in a chippy after he'd been doing some guest appearance darts night in a boozer. He was told to go home quietly by the police and the last shot of him was him still arguing the toss whilst staggering down the street. You won't remember but he was a big celeb in the 80s.  Fucking hell  Glad I missed the 80s... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 It ain't much better now with reality TV stars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3961 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 He did however pass his 11 plus and go to Grammar school.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Bristow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I notice Abi Wilkinson getting a barb in there though. She penned an article in the Guardian about the suffering caused by the laughing emoji with tears that is used on Twitter. I mention that because it disqualifies her from having an opinion on anything else whatsoever. Â That's a bit harsh. I bet Monkey Fist has something he'd like to give her to get her opinion on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4856 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Samir Nasri appears to have rather pissed off his girlfriend all deleted now but... Â "U also provided me a full sexual service too right after. So guys make sure you get this service. This whore comes and fucks the same night." "Please tell the world aswell of the other concierge treatment your girl gave straight after the iv drip." "Sorry guys i just had to let the world know that my girlfriend anara who was with me at the time had booked this girl to give me an iv drip." "On arrival anara had left the room and this girl had asked for my number and to go out with me that night. She then continued to give me..." "A full service in my hotel room so doubling up her services. Just giving you boys a heads up on this service from @DripDoctors." "Someone hacked my account and tried to spread rumors which is fake i am sorty for all the ppl involved in that i apologies" "Everything i said was 100 percents facts. The girl in the picture jamilah. Came to my hotel room at 3 am and continued other services" "That dont come on their menu" "Unfortunately my twitter keeps deleting tweets. But just letting you boys know if u are in the la area and feeling lonely msg @DripDoctors" "Did jamilah not come to the club and then my hotel room at 3am?" "So @DripDoctors jamilah please tell of ur other services u provide the same day as the iv drip?" "Im just trying to promote the amazing service of @DripDoctors and the services that come after too" "With @DripDoctors the only problem i have is that jamilah did come out that night looking like a prostitue and acting like one" "Thankyou @DripDoctors for a wonderful service i feel like all men should get on it. After a vitamin drip and the service after i feel 100 %" "Please jamilah from @DripDoctors tell everyone how u came to my room at 3 am and gave me a full service. How u dressed like a prostitute" "And how you fuck all your clients on the same day as giving them an iv drip" "So get to @DripDoctors and make sure u get ur free service from jamilah" "As soon as i let jamilah from @DripDoctors know i was a soccer player she was on me so the rest is easy" "For just 150 dollars this girl will all urs from @DripDoctors pretty good price if u ask me" "Never have throught 4 years and never will" "I just cant keep my dick in my pants" "So sorry @_anara_for pulling the woman that u hired me for an iv drip. Unfortunately i just need sex from everyone." "Sorry that im a terrible person and human being who has no loyalty to anyone including my family or girlfriend of 4 years. Happy new year" "This girl is all urs for 150 dollars" Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017  @ManUTD  Nobody is born a legend. You fight to become one.  #Logan #HisTimeHasCome  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kyq0yj-UjQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33820 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Fuck me sideways. This is modern football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Did I miss Rooney's return to being a top class footballer? The Logan trailer looks more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14044 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Who is Rooney playing in Logan? The Blob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5294 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 that is just so embarrassing... I can't believe even Rooney thought that was a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22142 Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5294 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2991 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Â Now those fuckers know how to kick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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