Gemmill 43090 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Arsehole, liar and now grovelling apologist. The many faces of Ashley Cole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 He's in pain man. He's lost 3 phones up his bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 He's in pain man. He's lost 3 phones up his bum. that's my definition of a tough call Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41458 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Muffled Ringtone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Muffled Ringtone? Deeply moving I'd say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41458 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 iiiiiiiiieeeeephone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13655 Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 that's my definition of a tough call you bastard, I shouldn't be laughing at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43090 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Ant responds to Leazes' recent comments about him on Twitter. Ant, with respect, I don't think his real name is Simon, but apart from that it's a pitch perfect response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 you bastard, I shouldn't be laughing at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Ant responds to Leazes' recent comments about him on Twitter. Ant, with respect, I don't think his real name is Simon, but apart from that it's a pitch perfect response. And the reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43090 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I could well believe that he shites in a bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 SO'D sounded like a high pitched Irish version of Rab C Nesbitt. I couldn't make out much of what he was saying tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43090 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 The best thing about the first video is the second take where he obviously realises he's forgotten to christen him Shites In A Bucket, so he sets up a new broadcast and he starts it up with a very friendly sounding "Hello Simey, it's me again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew 4668 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk...d-tyne-19862568 Lost Newcastle United bet prompts River Tyne swim Henry Winter said the swim was "a doddle" until he hit the currentContinue reading the main story Related Stories Pardew signs new deal until 2020 Sir Bobby charity legacy goes on Sir Bobby Robson vessel launches A football writer who lost a bet about the future of Newcastle United's manager has swum across the River Tyne to honour his side of the pledge. Henry Winter said he did not believe that Alan Pardew would receive a long-term commitment when he was appointed boss of the Magpies two years ago. Following the announcement of an eight-year contract, the Daily Telegraph writer took to the chilly waters. He also used his swim to raise money for the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation. Tony Greener, an experienced swimmer and organiser of the annual Tyne 10 Mile River Swim, accompanied him. The pair, wearing wetsuits, set off from a pontoon at the base of the Tyne Bridge. It took them about five minutes to reach HMS Calliope on the Gateshead bank. 'Dragged along' Mr Winter said: "The first two-thirds were a doddle and I thought 'This is OK, a nice gentle paddle across the Tyne'. "But then suddenly the current hit and it was like the fast lane of the motorway. Continue reading the main story “Start Quote Suddenly the current hit and it was like the fast lane of the motorway” Henry Winter "I could actually feel myself being dragged along and I was fortunate to have an experienced swimmer alongside me in Tony Greener. "In fact, at one point I think I grabbed Tony's toe." Referring to the late Sir Bobby Robson, who set up the cancer charity bearing his name prior to his death in 2009, Mr Winter said: "He was simply one of the greatest managers this country has produced and a great man." On arrival, Mr Winter was wrapped in a Newcastle United FC towel and handed a note from Pardew. The message read: "Henry, you're a man of your word and congratulations. "I can't imagine how cold it was in the Tyne today but rest assured we'll give you a warm welcome when you arrive at the stadium later. "What's more, well done for raising money to support the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation. It's a superb charity that's close to all our hearts here at Newcastle United." Mr Winter said: "I thought it was a class act of Alan Pardew to send me a congratulatory note and a club towel. "He was obviously confident I'd make it because he sent it to the Gateshead side of the river." fair play to henry winter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 He's a top lad and a great writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10526 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Would have been all to easy to try and sweep it under the carpet, deserves credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43090 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Anyone else got an email off the Howaythetoon message board? Looks like Leazes is getting the band back together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Anyone else got an email off the Howaythetoon message board? Looks like Leazes is getting the band back together. No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 43090 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Might just be for his bezzies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 So Joey wont be joining us now. That make me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 @Joey7Barton yep, lots of idiots on twitter, and on message boards too, like toontastic and newcastle online to name 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 How long before he is telling himself he was wrong and should have listened to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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