Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team

[LeazesMag 0]

Couldn't catch any news until a couple of minutes ago. I wish I'd not.

 

Alan fucking Pardew for five fucking years? Are they serious?

 

he must be on his "plan J" by now.

[manc-mag 1]

Where are all the WUM's? Thought we'd be absolutely inundated by now, yet all we've really had is CT

 

I take it that, ref earlier in the thread, you understand by now - finally - that it isn't the "plan" that matters but the person ?

 

Serious comment. I'm wondering if you actually have actually woken up yet.

 

 

 

You're a cretin.

[Isegrim 9906]

Couldn't catch any news until a couple of minutes ago. I wish I'd not.

 

Alan fucking Pardew for five fucking years? Are they serious?

 

he must be on his "plan J" by now.

Which means he has neither a plan nor a clue.

[Christmas Tree 4851]

Where are all the WUM's? Thought we'd be absolutely inundated by now, yet all we've really had is CT

 

I take it that, ref earlier in the thread, you understand by now - finally - that it isn't the "plan" that matters but the person ?

 

Serious comment. I'm wondering if you actually have actually woken up yet.

 

 

 

You're a cretin.

 

[Holden McGroin 6785]

Where are all the WUM's? Thought we'd be absolutely inundated by now, yet all we've really had is CT

 

I take it that, ref earlier in the thread, you understand by now - finally - that it isn't the "plan" that matters but the person ?

 

Serious comment. I'm wondering if you actually have actually woken up yet.

 

You are tedious mate. Can you not just give it a rest for a while?

[LooneyToony 41]

I want Chris Hughton back and I want him back NOW!

[Noelie 103]

Gazza gets eight-week suspended sentence, we get five and a half fucking years

 

 

No doubt hard labour to boot.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

As much as this week has been a complete joke we've got to try and move on with a new manager and the same squad.

 

 

So let me be the first to say good luck to him and the rest of the club for the rest of the season.

[Tom 14013]

It didn't need it's own thread man

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

It didn't need it's own thread man

 

Not much support for him on here then

[Problem Child 0]

As much as this week has been a complete joke we've got to try and move on with a new manager and the same squad.

 

 

So let me be the first to say good luck to him and the rest of the club for the rest of the season.

Move on to what, you don’t seriously think this is the end of Ashley’s crazy schemes do you? Even as I type he’s probably sat in a casino with llambias dreaming up the new ways to cheapen the club / annoy the supporters.

[Guest]

Anyone any idea how many season ticket holders there is now? The numbers of casual ticket buyers, myself included, is going to take a pretty big hit over the next few months I'd imagine.

 

is this the beginning of a spectacular u-turn ?

 

a u-turn on what you utter mong?

 

 

Edit: That thing that you think my point is that you keep arguing with me about despite me not saying it - is my guess

Edited December 9, 2010 by AshleysSkidMark

[trophyshy 7084]

Viz creator says piss up a rope, fuckstick.

 

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-spor...n-army-join-me/

[LeazesMag 0]

You stupid overweight fat fucking blubberwhale. I hope you die a slow painful death, and when the blood stops pumping around your cholesterol-clogged veins and you hit the deck, I hope you soil yourself and somebody takes a photo.

 

 

I would then happily set this as my avatar. ARGH!!!!!!!!

 

is this really you

[LeazesMag 0]

I can think of one Newcastle fan on here who will actually be enjoying this....

 

?

[Guest]

I can think of one Newcastle fan on here who will actually be enjoying this....

 

?

 

 

Guilty response?

[Gemmill 46093]

Just stuck the legends on. I like my fan anger incomprehensible.

[LeazesMag 0]

Where are all the WUM's? Thought we'd be absolutely inundated by now, yet all we've really had is CT

 

I take it that, ref earlier in the thread, you understand by now - finally - that it isn't the "plan" that matters but the person ?

 

Serious comment. I'm wondering if you actually have actually woken up yet.

 

 

 

You're a cretin.

 

I'm just replying to your comment, and generally most of the shite you have spouted over the last few days

[Gemmill 46093]

Are you drunk yet Leazes? I'm not judging you, just looking to re-calibrate my stupidity meter.

[trophyshy 7084]

Are you drunk yet Leazes? I'm not judging you, just looking to re-calibrate my stupidity meter.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

So many mugs on here. You get the impression they watched the mackem game with gritted teeth and disappointment etched across their brow. Has Ashley got some sort of hypnotic impact over some of you nobheads? It's like justifying the holocaust what some of you are trying to do, ironic seeing as Ashleys a yid like.

I guarentee if we were bottom at christmas knobs like you would have slagged Houghton and blamed Ashley for sticking with him. He`s made a decision so deal with it and stop fucking crying until you know what is happening and as for the 5-1 I loved it and the Villa game and the Arsenal and Chelsea games but it doesnt wipe out the utter shite either

I never even slagged Hughton when we were losing at Scunthorpe you fuckin nob. I've seen worse football than you would ever believe and the only manager I've ever wanted sacked was Graham Souness. THAT is a fact.

You was happy with Fat Sam? Roeder?. Glad you enjoy watching shit

I hated Sam but I'm not some mug who doesn't realise we need stability. Roeder did brilliant his first season, the second the team was decimated by injuries, course I didn't want him to go. The crowd never got on Roeder's back, they got on FFS back and Roeder copped it as a result.

 

Here man am not some dafty from fuckin "Lewes" who jumped on some bandwagon cos we had Ginola and played amazing football in the 90's. I was one of your 10,004 daft cunts who kept the club going against the Oxford in 1991, I was the type who went to matches knowing we'd have Mark Stimson at left back, Wayne Fereday on the wing knowing it would be wank, but still went, not some fuckin JCL telling me who I should and shouldn't want sacked.

 

Lewes is in East Sussex not West Sussex and I`m not from there its just where I live. Good to see you admiting to being a daft cunt anyway.

Better a daft cunt than a daft cunt JCL 38 years of age from Horsham talking utter pish on here.

 

Everyones a cunt to you who doesnt live within a mile of SJP or followed the toon since back in the bad old days. My opinion is Ashley might have been a bit hasty but I can see why he`s done it now rather than waiting til mid/end Jan and results continued. I do think Houghton has done well since we went down but things have started to side and Ashley isnt going to wear it. Just say Jol comes in and he`s given money and we finish 6th, you still going to bitch?

You going to apologise now, sometime a bit of humility does no one any harm, sometimes there's times when it's best all round just to pipe the fuck down. A lesson I think CT has failed to grasp in most of his adult life.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Understandably a tough couple of days for many reasons, but I think some of the reaction is a bit over the top once you stop to think things through.

 

I liked Chris Hughton because he was a nice guy, a decent guy, reminded me a bit of Sir Bob and was a breath of fresh and stability following the departure of Special K.

 

I cant say Chris Hughtons style of football is this or that or he was showing signs of being a great tactician or any other qualities you associate with great Managers.

 

Was he a good man manager or just a soft touch? Its well documented about the gang of four running the show.

 

Did he have a vision? A Plan? etc etc Again I dont know.

 

Yes Ashleys a cunt. Yes Chris could have had more to spend? Yes the pis poor squad didnt help our recent form?

 

But again when I think of Chris the words Dignified comes to mind and while that was a breath of fresh air, at the end of the day its probably not enough. As an optimist I would like to think he could have grown into the job and everything would have worked out, but usually nice guys come last.

 

A lot of stuff is coming out about the crap he had to put up with. Was it dignified just to accept it or should he have done what KK and most managers would have done. Was he a Yes Man.

 

If it was Martin Jol or Martin Oneil getting unveiled tomorrow, most wouldnt miss Chris too much. Unfortunately its looking like Pardew. While thats a big Anti climax, Im not sure its leaving us worse off than under Chris, and it might even leave us better off. (Time will tell).

 

But its certainly not something to boycott over or never go back, its just another chapter of many.

 

I was more livid about KK and more livid about the renaming of the ground.

 

I'll expect the usual contrary slavver but for the time being, Pardew will get my backing.

Wind up I don't care what no cunt says. No one can hold these views.

 

It appears no one can argue against them.

Not that it will take much effort but I will at dinner time.

You're not sure it will leave us any worse off than we were under Chris?? Hughton has been at the club nearly three years in various capacities, he knew all of the players very well, he knew their positions and capabilities very well, he was respected by the entire coaching and playing staff, and in time he was respected by the vast majority of toon fans. We lost 4 games in 46 in the Championship in a campaign where a majority were saying we'd be doing well if we reached the play offs, he played conservatively away from home which pissed some off, but ultimately we garnered more points away from home than any other team in English football.

 

This season people have been saying he's tactically naive, we've played really shit in three games, THREE. In our first season back up, we've played the Champions twice and haven't lost, beat the team with the second most points from Jan to May last year on their own ground (the blue dippers), we've beaten a side who have only lost 6 times ever at their stadium (Arsenal), we beat the mackems 5-1 our biggest win against them in 50 year, we beat Villa 6-0 our biggest win against them ever, we've won three in a row in London, yes we've dropped silly points, but if anything was seriously broken do you think we'd have even had one point from the games I've mentioned? The Arsenal game away was commitment wise and tactically easily the best NUFC performance on those fronts in the last five years.

 

Yet you are saying an appointment that was supposed to be "an experience Premiership manager", when it turns out to be Alan Pardew sacked from everywhere but READING, a manager who as I mentioned yesterday preferred Harewood to Tevez, HAYDEN Mullins to Mascherano, a man disliked by most of his ex players who is perceived as arrogant, who has achieved FUCK ALL in his career, you're entertaining the idea that nothing is broken? The players even if they grow to like him, will be all over the place mentally for a good few weeks, with our hardest run of games coming this month. You talk too much in your taxi that much is clear, so much so you're not clear in your view, you and many others search too hard for an alternative view when the truth is slapping you in the face.

 

The likes of Jaythesouthernmug, and other mugs as well, mouthy as fuck talking shit, it's no wonder good old posters are leaving and I'll not be long, mouthy cunts, the thing is right I don't claim to be hard, I'm not, but I never say anything on here I wouldn't to someones face, too many cunts on here at the minute.

 

 

Agree with everything that was said here.

 

As someone who lives too far from Newcastle to be considered by some a proper fan, and also being unfortunate in the fact that I am not a geordie in any way, I don't post too often but "lurk" as I enjoy reading the views of those who feel as strongly about this club as I do (and I am sure that many will believe that I don't/can't feel as strongly as that because of my "shortcomings").

 

I feel for all of you that live in and around Newcastle as you are the ones that spend the money on the season tickets and the days out for the games. Living in the area and looking up, seeing SJP and knowing that inside are Ashley, Llambias, and now Pardew would do nothing but keep me in a constant state of anger (until apathy sets in) at what is being done. It is a testament to what the fat bastard has done when many of you speak (and rightly so) of chucking your Season Tickets in after this season and staying away from the club.

 

I have no idea as to how I am going to cope with the possible next five and a half years that Pardew may be in charge of the team.

 

 

PS Thanks to Gemmill for making me laugh with some of your posts...

Mate you're as much of a fan as anyone all this fan hierarchy bollocks, we all love the club they make us happy and they make us sad, if you love Newcastle United that's all that counts and I'll never look down my nose at you, clearly your passionate post shows how deeply you care.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Running out of energy to invest emotion in the Goon show.

 

I've posted passionate rants on here about it being our club and it always will be, but it is so fucking bizarre and detached from the fans now that I think it is clearly lost until Ashley goes. I don't know what it is these days, in the past it has been a rollercoaster with some soaring summits, thrilling twists and painful let downs. Now it's like being dragged by a lunatic driven tractor through a Sports Direct field filled with manure covered breeze blocks, how long can anyone put up with that?

 

Newcastle United is owned by a complete and utter cunt, don't give him your money; nothing. Fuck loyalty, it is stupidity.

No one has ever summed up my feelings better than this. Word for word how I feel. I've got no energy left for them, got no hurt left, got no happiness left for them, I'm feeling no emotion that's how I feel with regards to NUFC, I'm drained of them this week. They are one of the most important things in most of our lives but it's time to take stock and think is all the emotional energy worth it, because it is worth it when you have respect for your leader, when you can see hope for the future, when you fuckin dream of better days.

 

It's all gone though, I think the thing when a lot of us were 10-16 in the late 80s early 90s, we realised it couldn't get any worse, it would get better, we had John Hall and the Magpie Group always hovering to take it to the promised land, and it was a lot easier to get there now. This regime is like the fuckin Benny Hill Show, you could pick 5 people any five off this board and I genuinely believe we would have a better idea how to run this football club. You would honestly think that what they are doing is a deliberate wind up, not fuckin about that's how bad it is, it's almost like a wind up. "They wouldn't do that would they?!?!?!?!?!?" and they consistently do. I'm sick of it, I'm fuckin sick of it. The ONLY thing that makes this club better is a buy out now, the only thing that will give us hope is a buy out.

[Meenzer 15740]

Aye, spot on, you two.

[Park Life 71]

Running out of energy to invest emotion in the Goon show.

 

I've posted passionate rants on here about it being our club and it always will be, but it is so fucking bizarre and detached from the fans now that I think it is clearly lost until Ashley goes. I don't know what it is these days, in the past it has been a rollercoaster with some soaring summits, thrilling twists and painful let downs. Now it's like being dragged by a lunatic driven tractor through a Sports Direct field filled with manure covered breeze blocks, how long can anyone put up with that?

 

Newcastle United is owned by a complete and utter cunt, don't give him your money; nothing. Fuck loyalty, it is stupidity.

No one has ever summed up my feelings better than this. Word for word how I feel. I've got no energy left for them, got no hurt left, got no happiness left for them, I'm feeling no emotion that's how I feel with regards to NUFC, I'm drained of them this week. They are one of the most important things in most of our lives but it's time to take stock and think is all the emotional energy worth it, because it is worth it when you have respect for your leader, when you can see hope for the future, when you fuckin dream of better days.

 

It's all gone though, I think the thing when a lot of us were 10-16 in the late 80s early 90s, we realised it couldn't get any worse, it would get better, we had John Hall and the Magpie Group always hovering to take it to the promised land, and it was a lot easier to get there now. This regime is like the fuckin Benny Hill Show, you could pick 5 people any five off this board and I genuinely believe we would have a better idea how to run this football club. You would honestly think that what they are doing is a deliberate wind up, not fuckin about that's how bad it is, it's almost like a wind up. "They wouldn't do that would they?!?!?!?!?!?" and they consistently do. I'm sick of it, I'm fuckin sick of it. The ONLY thing that makes this club better is a buy out now, the only thing that will give us hope is a buy out.

 

 

Chairman - Alex

Cfo - Chez

Dir of Media and Comm - Parky

Dir of Football - Stevie

Dir of Academy and Youth Affairs - 2J

Contracts - Manc Mag

Stats and Video tactics - HP

 

 

Mascot - Meenzer in drag.

Edited December 9, 2010 by Park Life