Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Lads- I despised the cunt when he was here, now he's fucking long gone, can we never speak of the smarmy self-abuser again. Please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Ok MF, I won't mention him again. Â I never said owt about 5th though tbh and I'm not saying he's a good manager, I'm saying that the baying wolves wanting him fired and expecting DeBoer or bloody Moyles to come and replace him were mad. I'm over the moon we've got McClaren as imo he's far better than what I thought was within Ashleys reach. Â Your "scoobos is a shit fan who's happy that Newcastle are shit cos its proved you right in a forum topic" bollox just goes to prove what I'm saying about having a contrary view igniting a flood of unwarranted shite. Â I've no beef with you, but having a counter opinion resulting in that sort of reply is a bit shit. Â McClaren - when talking about having "no confusion" over his role as head coach, he mentions his job is the same as before, get players in, coach them , increase their value. Â That says to me that little has changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Â I never said owt about 5th though tbh and I'm not saying he's a good manager, I'm saying that the baying wolves wanting him fired and expecting DeBoer or bloody Moyles to come and replace him were mad. I'm over the moon we've got McClaren as imo he's far better than what I thought was within Ashleys reach. Â Â I was talking generally. About football fans and pundits at large who bang on about it. I apologise if it hit a little close to home. Â I don't really understand the rest of your post, sorry again. Â It kind of seems like you thought Pardew was shit (correct), but Mike Ashley is the main problem (correct). So therefore we must write Schteve off as a lost cause? Venn diagrams/mutually exclusive etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4721 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 McClaren - when talking about having "no confusion" over his role as head coach, he mentions his job is the same as before, get players in, coach them , increase their value. Â So he isn't actually on record as saying the thing you said hes on record as saying? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30371 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'm not sure that Moyles ever had the requisite experience for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Reading fans think Pardew is a wanker. Â Charlton fans think Pardew is a wanker. Â West Ham fans think Pardew is a wanker. Â Southampton fans think Pardew is a wanker. Â Newcastle fans (In the main) think Pardew is a wanker. Â Â Â There's a pattern there lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I blame the fans....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) @@Andrew -- here's one place I saw it. Â Â http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-mcclaren-plans-lead-newcastle-9648354 Â Â ffs why can't I cut and paste in this forum.....\ Â Btw, I'm not saying I don' think the man we don't mention anymore isn't a wanker. Edited July 15, 2015 by scoobos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I pretty much agree with scoobs here. Based on past performance, any manager we get is going to be seriously hamstrung by Ashley. Historically, the most any manager can achieve under Ashley is not getting us relegated. In that context, McClaren's appointment is a positive one, given that Carver was the alternative. Â I also agree with Scoobs that the 'sackpardew' movement was aimed at the wrong person. I don't think Scoobs is saying Pards was/is a great manager. I think he's saying Pards is a shit manager, just not shit enough that he'd get us relegated. I think that's up for debate personally, but I more or less agree with those sentiments. I agree that McClaren is an upgrade on Pardew/Carver, in that he will be able to avoid relegation each season more effectively, but that isn't exactly spectacularly exciting. Â I think if you condense Scoobs argument into one sentence it would be, "McClaren is better than Pardew, but not much has changed" And he's right. At least he's right for the time being, because I must admit, I am a little bit hopeful that we have turned a corner in a sense. It seems that Ashley may finally have lifted his gaze towards aiming for a higher finish and some silverware. Maybe. Â I truly don't see what is so wrong with scoobs views, and jumping on the lad for not being a 'sooooper fan' is fucking school yard level bullshit. Â /rant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 He seriously needs to give up on his hair now man, just shave it off Steve! It's like the letter C on the top of his nappa the way it curls round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm not sure that Moyles ever had the requisite experience for the job. Aye he was a big enough wanker on the radio imagine him at a presser with Ryder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I pretty much agree with scoobs here. Based on past performance, any manager we get is going to be seriously hamstrung by Ashley. Historically, the most any manager can achieve under Ashley is not getting us relegated. In that context, McClaren's appointment is a positive one, given that Carver was the alternative. Â I also agree with Scoobs that the 'sackpardew' movement was aimed at the wrong person. I don't think Scoobs is saying Pards was/is a great manager. I think he's saying Pards is a shit manager, just not shit enough that he'd get us relegated. I think that's up for debate personally, but I more or less agree with those sentiments. I agree that McClaren is an upgrade on Pardew/Carver, in that he will be able to avoid relegation each season more effectively, but that isn't exactly spectacularly exciting. Â I think if you condense Scoobs argument into one sentence it would be, "McClaren is better than Pardew, but not much has changed" And he's right. At least he's right for the time being, because I must admit, I am a little bit hopeful that we have turned a corner in a sense. It seems that Ashley may finally have lifted his gaze towards aiming for a higher finish and some silverware. Maybe. Â I truly don't see what is so wrong with scoobs views, and jumping on the lad for not being a 'sooooper fan' is fucking school yard level bullshit. Â /rant Agree with all that. If Pardew was the loose stool, Ashley is the parasite behind the club shitting through the eye of a needle. Â I think the Ashley Out campaign troubled him more because it was focused on him. At least it generated a public response, whether it leads to anything meaningful remains to be seen. I'd have hoped we'd have more than one signing in so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 The Sack Pardew campaign was reasonable because while we could pressure Pardew to leave, getting rid of Ashley seemed to be an impossible task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 You would have been a true inspiration during the American Civil Rights movement. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: How bout? "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." Â Fish: (Eating grapes out of an empty wineglass for some reason) No, no, no, no, no. Too difficult to achieve. Let's go with something easier. How about, "I have a dream that one day we'll get to use the white man water bubblers with our big juju lips." Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: ...What the fuck are you eating? Â Fish: Grapice. It's grapes made from ice. I invented them. To keep your drink cold. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: ... Â Fish: What I do is. I put the grapes in the freezer. Then, when I'm making a drink, I pop a couple in my drink to keep it cold. It's a life hack. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: You're a life hack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 He seriously needs to give up on his hair now man, just shave it off Steve! It's like the letter C on the top of his nappa the way it curls round. Â i don't know who he thinks he's kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 You would have been a true inspiration during the American Civil Rights movement. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: How bout? "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." Â Fish: (Eating grapes out of an empty wineglass for some reason) No, no, no, no, no. Too difficult to achieve. Let's go with something easier. How about, "I have a dream that one day we'll get to use the white man water bubblers with our big juju lips." Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: ...What the fuck are you eating? Â Fish: Grapice. It's grapes made from ice. I invented them. To keep your drink cold. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: ... Â Fish: What I do is. I put the grapes in the freezer. Then, when I'm making a drink, I pop a couple in my drink to keep it cold. It's a life hack. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: You're a life hack. Â Â How'd Martin's dream work out? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 You would have been a true inspiration during the American Civil Rights movement. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: How bout? "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." Â Fish: (Eating grapes out of an empty wineglass for some reason) No, no, no, no, no. Too difficult to achieve. Let's go with something easier. How about, "I have a dream that one day we'll get to use the white man water bubblers with our big juju lips." Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: ...What the fuck are you eating? Â Fish: Grapice. It's grapes made from ice. I invented them. To keep your drink cold. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: ... Â Fish: What I do is. I put the grapes in the freezer. Then, when I'm making a drink, I pop a couple in my drink to keep it cold. It's a life hack. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: You're a life hack. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 You would have been a true inspiration during the American Civil Rights movement. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: How bout? "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." Â Fish: (Eating grapes out of an empty wineglass for some reason) No, no, no, no, no. Too difficult to achieve. Let's go with something easier. How about, "I have a dream that one day we'll get to use the white man water bubblers with our big juju lips." Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: ...What the fuck are you eating? Â Fish: Grapice. It's grapes made from ice. I invented them. To keep your drink cold. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: ... Â Fish: What I do is. I put the grapes in the freezer. Then, when I'm making a drink, I pop a couple in my drink to keep it cold. It's a life hack. Â Martin Luther King, Jnr: You're a life hack. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Â The wine isn't even finished. There's fucking grapes in it. Fuck me. And they taste fucking frozen. Â Â Cold though, right? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2963 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Â Davey is going to regret mentioning grapes on here for the rest of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30371 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 https://vine.co/v/eA1JXxeupQB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 People need a target. I could have given a curry recipe and it'd have been picked apart on here. It's dead easy to have a pop at me because I'm active on here, so people do. Might be different if I flounced or offered people out for a fight? Dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30371 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Don't take it to heart, sugar tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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