Guest alex Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 So one of the performance-related bonuses is for staying up? Fuck me gently. Shocking isnt it. Fuck me, dont aim too high Ashley... Obviously you can't apply logic to a decision by Ashley but we're 12th and the bloke coming in, presumably to improve matters is getting more wedge plus a bonus for, possibly, moving us down the table. I know it's just paper talk but I'm inclined to believe, given the way they act. Basically look at Hughton and, for example, Guthrie. Both KK appointments and on a relative pittance. Look at what the likes of Wise was getting by comparison, i.e. a Llambias crony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I notice the club have went on a Keeganesque PR offensive regarding transfers. "No, Kevin didn't sign Bassong. That was the work of the board. He wanted Franco Baresi." Replace Bassong with Tiote/Ben Arfa/Williamson etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30221 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I notice the club have went on a Keeganesque PR offensive regarding transfers. "No, Kevin didn't sign Bassong. That was the work of the board. He wanted Franco Baresi." Replace Bassong with Tiote/Ben Arfa/Williamson etc. They clearly have learnt absolutely nothing since then. They're still the same lying cunts who have no respect for the fans or the club and continue to make the same mistakes over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 This is the bit you need to carry with you. It's the same bet he tried to offer peasepud - a bet on whether Hughton's in a job at Christmas and the loser fucks off for 6 months. I do think that if he's not prepared to risk that on his faith in Fat Mike, he's got nowt left to say. I'm certainly prepared to risk it on my lack of faith in him. Sound familiar? Funny how you have so much faith in Ashley now when you didn't have enough then. Would you like a little wager on whether Pardew, if appointed, lasts until the end of the season? Loser takes a 6 month break? I'm always up for it. The thing your always up for is talking bollocks.... and we both know it. I made a post about Hughton, I dont remember it including any comments about "so much faith in Ashley". Why dont you re-read the post and either argue about whats written, but dont start making stuff up fella. CT. Who's the bird in your avatar?? Stevies lass, but keep it stum I might believe that if she was a size 20 with a beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19863 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I might believe that if she was a size 20 with a beard Thats my sister youre talking about there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 What a crock of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I hope the press tear him apart. ''You often frequent Casino's with the owner and managing director, do you find this helped you get the job?'' ''It's common knowledge you would turn up to training at Southampton drunk, is this something you feel can be repeated at Newcastle'' ''Leave my wife alone'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I'm more concerned about the fact he's a shit manager. I wouldn't mind a maverick who got results but he's just a wanker who always gets sacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44265 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I hope the press tear him apart. ''You often frequent Casino's with the owner and managing director, do you find this helped you get the job?'' ''It's common knowledge you would turn up to training at Southampton drunk, is this something you feel can be repeated at Newcastle'' ''Leave my wife alone'' Whose cock is bigger? Mike or Derek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19863 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 The press wont be allowed to say anything bad at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 First thing the press need to hammer him with is "How long have you been talking to the club". Pile of fucking dogshit, this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish Mag 3 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 SSN - Statement from Club confirming a 5 and a half year contract. Wankers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 5 and a half years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 SSN - Statement from Club confirming a 5 and a half year contract. Wankers.. 5½ years?!?!?! Oh fuck off!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 FIVE AND A HALF YEARS? I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19863 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 5 AND a half years? WTF If he stays for the duration well be playing Blyth man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7243 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 100% certain that they won't answer the pertinent questions. Pardew will only comment on team related matters which he'll obviously know nothing about so it will be a case of trotting out the old cliches. There will be a mild shit storm and that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 3.5m to pay him then when they sack him at the end of the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7069 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Mike will have a get out clause, but that is just fucking absurd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Joke... absolute fucking joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11304 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 5 and half fucking years? Must owe some serious wedge to the casino if it's going to take him that long to pay it off. What a fucking shitty week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Sickening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 And so ends a wonderful week that will last with me forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackbleep 0 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Well we've not had a manager last 5 years in the past 35 years so we can live in hope... Fucking madness though - give a bloke who was sacked by a Division 3 club a 5½ year deal. It's a disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 And so ends a wonderful week that will last with me forever. Cheer up, Cobber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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