Howay 12496 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Would be very odd timing, you'd think if he was going to chuck Pardew it'd have been at the end of the season rather then midway through the summer break. Never know with Ashley though, Pardew might have spilled his pint or called him a cock the thin skinned winnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACKANDWHITEGEORDIE 0 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Siem De Jong has just stated in the Chronic that his main reason for joining us was Pardew. Wonder if he will still be saying that after 10/15 games and he has been well and truly 'Pardewed'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 probably needs some street fighting tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Also said he thinks he's an "honest trainer" Poor misguided fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Siem De Jong has just stated in the Chronic that his main reason for joining us was Pardew. Wonder if he will still be saying that after 10/15 games and he has been well and truly 'Pardewed'. Mind boggling this. What the fuck has Pardew got to offer, a go on his wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 The ballad of Mike and Alan. Sitting in the press room on Tyneside, Trying to get off to a good start. The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back". You know Mike didn't even give Chris a chance. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. Big Andy scored a goal in my first game, No way is he gonna be sold. Llambias called to say, "Andy's on his way, I was the very last geeza they told". Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. I just got my feet through the front door. Then he go changes St. James' Park. The men from the press said, "It's now Sports Direct" Once again I'm being kept in the dark. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. Drove from Croydon to the Gateshead Hilton, Talking 'bout the derby all week. They beat us three zero, Now Paolo's a hero, I was beat by an Italian freak. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. Saving up your money for JFK, Giving your jobs to charity. Last night the wife said, "Oh boy, when you're dead You don't take nothing with you But your soul - think!" Sitting in the bath trying to wind down, Listening to the radio one night, Joe Kinnear said, "I'm the new head", I fawt he's just got drunk and talkin' some shite. Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard they can be. The way things are going The fans will crucify me. The way things are going They're going to crucify me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 clever that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30611 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Happy birthday Alan! You sexy bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin 0 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 A bearded clam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Happy Birfday Alan. You should really be putting your feet up and enjoying your retirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44882 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 This birthday's for Mike. Fanks Mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Fuck off you useless cunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Happy blah blah. What muppets are the alternative, that fit into Ashley's thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 "I'd like to personally fank Mike for not buying me a £800,000 Bugatti car for my birfday like wot Anzhi did for Roberto Carlos. I'm just happy with a cake. There's no cake? I'd like to personally fank Mike for not buying me a birfday cake as err indoors as got me on a diet at the minute and a cakes the last fing I need right now. Cheers, Boss!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21924 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 he is fucking sexy, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 “If you don’t make the Champions League then the big teams come for your players – look at Southampton. “We are pushing every year to try and build to hopefully get to a stage where we make it without losing our players. “We have pitched in and signed players that we think give us a chance to push for Champions League. We’ve already shown we are much better covered offensively than we were after Yohan Cabaye’s departure. “We have options, more options to come in and it is going to strengthen my hand to tactically change the team.” So a few weeks ago we were told the cups and europe weren't a priority now we've signed players to give us a chance at the CL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 lol aye he must take us for mugs like, sadly a lot of the fans are, as predicted a few half arsed bits of media/signings during preseason and they'll go running back Aye, just check the summer signings thread for your proof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Struggling to renew all them season tickets eh Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 “We have pitched in and signed players that we think give us a chance to push for Champions League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Mentioned this in the Schalke thread, but my overview of the diminishing returns Pardew has offered over 3+ years is on the front page of the forum right now. http://www.toontastic.net/2014/08/what-is-alan-pardews-footballing-vision/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7295 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Yes, but now his hand has been strengthened so he'll be able to change up areas other than left back!!! If we can't have a good manager can we at least have a sincere one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Yes, but now his hand has been strengthened so he'll be able to change up areas other than left back!!! If we can't have a good manager can we at least have a sincere one. Aye. It's disingenuous of him to now complain about having had no options last season, when at that time he was dedicating wins to Mike Ashley. He just says what he thinks sounds good at the time without considering how daft it makes him look long term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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