Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team

[jaythesouthernmag 0]

Comp,chomp,chomp

Is that you eating humble pie?

The humble pie is in thr fridge, it will be eaten once Pardew is confirmed

[Dr Gloom 22249]

i'm so fucked off. i was genuinely optimistic with hughton in charge. i was beginning to believe again and looking forward to games for the first time in ages. even if we lost, and there were always going to be rough periods in this season, the lads always looked like they were playing for each other. It was the best team spirit we've had since sir bobby was manager. the players looked like they actually gave a fuck and they wanted to play for the guy in charge, who himself won us all over despite a few initial doubts over whether we was a big enough personality, with his honesty, good nature, professionalism - and above all results.

 

to replace hughton with a loser like pardew and risk destroying the unity he has managed to put in place is the worst move by any football club since ashley thought it wise to appoint wise, sack keegan and replace him with kinnear.

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Lock up your daughters.

Is Graham Rix coming in as well?

 

Hey, why not! Anyone else failed in the PL or in life generally we could put on the coaching staff? Pardew, Rix as assistant, perhaps Howard Wilkinson and Alain Perrin for a full set.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

i'm so fucked off. i was genuinely optimistic with hughton in charge. i was beginning to believe again and looking forward to games for the first time in ages. even if we lost, and there were always going to be rough periods in this season, the lads always looked like they were playing for each other. It was the best team spirit we've had since sir bobby was manager. the players looked like they actually gave a fuck and they wanted to play for the guy in charge, who himself won us all over despite a few initial doubts over whether we was a big enough personality, with his honesty, good nature, professionalism - and above all results.

 

to replace hughton with a loser like pardew and risk destroying the unity he has managed to put in place is the worst move by any football club since ashley thought it wise to appoint wise, sack keegan and replace him with kinnear.

Totally. I've enjoyed going to the match this season, apart from Blackburn and Fulham, and I thought aye we could just be heading in the right direction. Hughton did more for NUFC in his 16 month in charge than Ferguson did for Man Utd in his thats how I look at it.

[Sonatine 11618]

Lock up your daughters.

Is Graham Rix coming in as well?

 

Hey, why not! Anyone else failed in the PL or in life generally we could put on the coaching staff? Pardew, Rix as assistant, perhaps Howard Wilkinson and Alain Perrin for a full set.

 

Chuck in Big Ron, decked out in full black and white minstrel kit and you could be on to something.

[manc-mag 1]

Lock up your daughters.

Is Graham Rix coming in as well?

 

Hey, why not! Anyone else failed in the PL or in life generally we could put on the coaching staff? Pardew, Rix as assistant, perhaps Howard Wilkinson and Alain Perrin for a full set.

 

Whoa! That's a big coaching staff there, Dave.

[David Kelly 1260]

Yes I was right this does feel worse than Souness. We all thought Souness was a bad appointment but he actually had a far better track record than Pardew and, more importantly, he had a chairman at the time who we knew would back him with money to make signings. Pardew is being appointed because he's their mate, he's cheap and he'll be happy to have no money to spend.

With Souness you could see logical (if misguided) reasons for his appointment to try and move the club forward. The only reasons here are to Ashley and Labias benefit.

This is fucking scandalous. I've always said in past said that every new manager deserves our support while he tries to move the team on but not in this case. Pardew is a fucking lacky of the FCB and nothing more and deserves fuck all from us and will get nothing from me!

[Problem Child 0]

Lock up your daughters.

Is Graham Rix coming in as well?

 

Hey, why not! Anyone else failed in the PL or in life generally we could put on the coaching staff? Pardew, Rix as assistant, perhaps Howard Wilkinson and Alain Perrin for a full set.

Sell Carroll, bring in Marlon King.

[Happy Face 29]

I can't help but think of Trading Places.

 

Ashley's got a bet on with Llambias for a shiny 10p piece that any numpty can do the job.

[Park Life 71]

is this where everyone turns out to be wrong, he's actually sold the club and Keegan is coming back but with rob lee, asprilla and ginola as coaches?

 

there is going to be a xmas miracle right?

Smug Cunt

 

whose being smug you stupid little bollocks, i was joking, i'd love the above to happen but obviously it's not fucking going to.

I hate that fat odious cunt and his dogs-bodies

So was I, I was being optimistic yestetday and Alex called me smug

People are telling you what's going on, people with their finger on the pulse not stuck down in deepest Reigate, and you wouldn't listen. There's no room for optimism this week I wish there was, but I told you what's happening.

Reigate, Heywards Heath. Jesus man. Sorry didnt realise you had ur finger on the pulse. I will, from now on believe everything you say.

 

That Baines deal is taking a while tho

Here we gan the Baines thing, I've given you SEVEN pieces of ITK in the last 18 month, all have come true, and all mugs like you remember is Baines. Next thing I pick up I'll PM a select few, so mugs like you can't spout shit like that.

 

Savage - Bigger club than any he's played for put it that way, he didn't play for Man Utd really.

 

The other week on twitter, Savage was trying to take the piss out of Rio. He mentioned Ferguson, and Rio responded with something along the lines of "Last time he spoke to you, he was sending you to crewe. You just weren't good enough. You must have been crushed". Clamped, as the charvers say.

 

[Problem Child 0]

I can't help but think of Trading Places.

 

Ashley's got a bet on with Llambias for a shiny 10p piece that any numpty can do the job.

It worked for ShitDirect.

[Park Life 71]

I can't help but think of Trading Places.

 

Ashley's got a bet on with Llambias for a shiny 10p piece that any numpty can do the job.

 

Do you want to know the worst case scenario?

[Guest alex]

Lock up your daughters.

Is Graham Rix coming in as well?

 

Hey, why not! Anyone else failed in the PL or in life generally we could put on the coaching staff? Pardew, Rix as assistant, perhaps Howard Wilkinson and Alain Perrin for a full set.

Sell Carroll, bring in Marlon King.

And Lee Hughes

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Lock up your daughters.

Is Graham Rix coming in as well?

 

Hey, why not! Anyone else failed in the PL or in life generally we could put on the coaching staff? Pardew, Rix as assistant, perhaps Howard Wilkinson and Alain Perrin for a full set.

Sell Carroll, bring in Marlon King.

And Lee Hughes

 

Not cockney enough.

[Howay 12496]

Yes I was right this does feel worse than Souness. We all thought Souness was a bad appointment but he actually had a far better track record than Pardew and, more importantly, he had a chairman at the time who we knew would back him with money to make signings. Pardew is being appointed because he's their mate, he's cheap and he'll be happy to have no money to spend.

With Souness you could see logical (if misguided) reasons for his appointment to try and move the club forward. The only reasons here are to Ashley and Labias benefit.

This is fucking scandalous. I've always said in past said that every new manager deserves our support while he tries to move the team on but not in this case. Pardew is a fucking lacky of the FCB and nothing more and deserves fuck all from us and will get nothing from me!

This. At the time of Robsons sacking people like Dyer, Jenas etc were being fuckheads and the idea was bringing in Souness would get them in line it was a stupid appointment everyone knew it at the time I was gutted but this makes no sense whatsoever there's not one reason (apart from employing his loser mates) to this. The bit where you mention how he's been appointed because he's cheap and happy with no money is the most worrying thing, he has no career let's be honest he knows this full well Hughton was going places and had a building reputation, Pardew never has and never will have a reputation so he ticks their boxes happy to just sit, take a wage and not give a fuck extremely worrying for us.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Lock up your daughters.

Is Graham Rix coming in as well?

 

Hey, why not! Anyone else failed in the PL or in life generally we could put on the coaching staff? Pardew, Rix as assistant, perhaps Howard Wilkinson and Alain Perrin for a full set.

Sell Carroll, bring in Marlon King.

And Lee Hughes

Get Ribery in, he's a paedo in e?

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Has anyone mentioned the theory that Pardew is being forced to take the job unpaid as he owes so much to Llambias casinos? No? Well I just have.

[Tom 14021]

Clicky

 

Chronicle article - ''Less than two percent in our online poll would like Alan Pardew as manager''

[acrossthepond 892]

I don't even know what to say. I think I'd got my hopes up that Fat Mike was actually trying to get someone he saw as "better" than Hughton in, so that even though sacking Hughton was a classless, unnecessary and truly cock-eyed decision, he was at least trying to improve the club.

 

Pardew is a downgrade on Hughton as I think anyone would agree. Hughton took us back up after relegation - Pardew left Charlton in 11th his first season down and on course for relegation in his second before getting sacked and ending up getting sacked AGAIN in League 1. It's just another cheap, "jobs for the boys" situation almost PRECISELY like JFK. What was the name of that play? "You couldn't make it up?"

 

I feel a modicum of pity for Pardew. I wonder how it's going to feel, walking out onto the pitch at SJP on Saturday to witness the fury of fans who simply do not want you.

[shackbleep 0]

Pardew? Didn't he pick marlon harewood ahead of Carlos tevez? Oh dear lord!

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Clicky

 

Chronicle article - ''Less than two percent in our online poll would like Alan Pardew as manager''

...and I'm sure those two percent aren't Sunderland fans...

[Park Life 71]

Has anyone mentioned the theory that Pardew is being forced to take the job unpaid as he owes so much to Llambias casinos? No? Well I just have.

 

Did it an hour ago.

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Pardew? Didn't he pick marlon harewood ahead of Carlos tevez? Oh dear lord!

 

He's great craic Graeme Swann, was kicking off yesterday on FiveLive about the Hughton decision.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Pardew? Didn't he pick marlon harewood ahead of Carlos tevez? Oh dear lord!

he actually did, and Reo-Joker and Hayden Muggins in front of Mascherano.

[Isegrim 9920]

Oh dear.