Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team

[Mac-Toon 1]

.COM has gone down - pair of them in meltdown or have they decided enough's enough too?

Pleased with that given their views over the past few months. What the fuck is going on with them? I remember a time when Biffa actually had some craic.

[manc-mag 1]

Seems like an NUFC board meeting is akin to that scene off Carry On up the Khyber where they place is getting bombed and attacked yet they carry on having dinner like fuck all is happening..

 

 

 

Fucking hell, anything to lift the depression/anger.

[Problem Child 0]

Anyone hear Robbie savages comments about us last night on five live? just read a couple of quotes he's earned himself a good punch in the throat if I ever see the long haired tramp.

What did that total Welsh mug say?

“The only reason we get 52,000 at SJP is because there’s nothing else to do in Newcastle”. Just another ignorant media cunt talking shite.

[jaythesouthernmag 0]

is this where everyone turns out to be wrong, he's actually sold the club and Keegan is coming back but with rob lee, asprilla and ginola as coaches?

 

there is going to be a xmas miracle right?

Smug Cunt

 

whose being smug you stupid little bollocks, i was joking, i'd love the above to happen but obviously it's not fucking going to.

I hate that fat odious cunt and his dogs-bodies

So was I, I was being optimistic yestetday and Alex called me smug

People are telling you what's going on, people with their finger on the pulse not stuck down in deepest Reigate, and you wouldn't listen. There's no room for optimism this week I wish there was, but I told you what's happening.

Reigate, Heywards Heath. Jesus man. Sorry didnt realise you had ur finger on the pulse. I will, from now on believe everything you say.

 

That Baines deal is taking a while tho

Here we gan the Baines thing, I've given you SEVEN pieces of ITK in the last 18 month, all have come true, and all mugs like you remember is Baines. Next thing I pick up I'll PM a select few, so mugs like you can't spout shit like that.

 

Savage - Bigger club than any he's played for put it that way, he didn't play for Man Utd really.

Comp,chomp,chomp

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Anyone hear Robbie savages comments about us last night on five live? just read a couple of quotes he's earned himself a good punch in the throat if I ever see the long haired tramp.

What did that total Welsh mug say?

“The only reason we get 52,000 at SJP is because there’s nothing else to do in Newcastle”. Just another ignorant media cunt talking shite.

He's from fuckin Wales. Newcastle and round here is the vbest provincial area in England no doubt about it, the long haired scruff. What happens in Wales like? Only thing of note that's ever happened, was Aberfan.

[Tom 14011]

I'm very depressed and just dug loads of snow to quell my anger. Now tired and depressed.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

I'm very depressed and just dug loads of snow to quell my anger. Now tired and depressed.

There's nee point in being depressed, just laugh at it. There's anger yes, but you really become immune to it the older you get.

[Guest alex]

I'm very depressed and just dug loads of snow to quell my anger. Now tired and depressed.

Maaaan, that snow is cool. You dig?

[2bias 3]

Sorry if this has already been posted.

 

FROM BBC

 

 

Alan Pardew is set to be named as the new Newcastle manager within the next 24 hours, BBC Sport understands.

 

The former Reading, West Ham, Charlton and Southampton boss was among the favourites to take over from Chris Hughton, who was sacked on Monday.

 

Hughton led Newcastle back into the top flight last season but following his dismissal, the club said it wanted someone "with more experience".

 

Pardew, 49, has been out of work since being sacked by Southampton in August.

 

BBC Sport understands that Pardew was in talks with Newcastle about taking over at St James' Park as long as 10 days ago.

 

It is believed Pardew became close friends with Newcastle owner Mike Ashley and director Derek Llambias when all three were familiar faces at an exclusive London casino where Llambias was managing director.

 

Pardew has over 500 games under his belt, but limited Premier League experience.

 

He joined West Ham in September 2003 and guided them to promotion to the Premier League in 2005 before being sacked in December 2006.

 

He then joined Charlton on Christmas Eve 2006 but the club were relegated from the Premier League later that season and after failing to get promotion in 2007-08, he left in November 2008.

 

Among the other names linked with the St James' Park post were former Tottenham manager Martin Jol, who stepped down as Ajax boss on Monday and ex-Aston Villa manager Martin O'Neill.

 

 

 

Absolute joke if true

Edited December 8, 2010 by 2bias

[wykikitoon 20113]

I'm very depressed and just dug loads of snow to quell my anger. Now tired and depressed.

Maaaan, that snow is cool. You dig?

 

[Park Life 71]

we've reached an all time low when Parky telling us "Stay Frosty" doesn't even work

 

 

This is not even good/bad, this is bad/bad.

[ewerk 30559]

Savage is a moron tbh. Ignore him.

Aye you're right tbh I'm just sick to the back teeth of having my City and club slagged to pieces by no marks because of things some utter cunt has done

 

Bitter that he never played for a club as big as us.

[Gemmill 44805]

is this where everyone turns out to be wrong, he's actually sold the club and Keegan is coming back but with rob lee, asprilla and ginola as coaches?

 

there is going to be a xmas miracle right?

Smug Cunt

 

whose being smug you stupid little bollocks, i was joking, i'd love the above to happen but obviously it's not fucking going to.

I hate that fat odious cunt and his dogs-bodies

So was I, I was being optimistic yestetday and Alex called me smug

People are telling you what's going on, people with their finger on the pulse not stuck down in deepest Reigate, and you wouldn't listen. There's no room for optimism this week I wish there was, but I told you what's happening.

Reigate, Heywards Heath. Jesus man. Sorry didnt realise you had ur finger on the pulse. I will, from now on believe everything you say.

 

That Baines deal is taking a while tho

Here we gan the Baines thing, I've given you SEVEN pieces of ITK in the last 18 month, all have come true, and all mugs like you remember is Baines. Next thing I pick up I'll PM a select few, so mugs like you can't spout shit like that.

 

Savage - Bigger club than any he's played for put it that way, he didn't play for Man Utd really.

 

The other week on twitter, Savage was trying to take the piss out of Rio. He mentioned Ferguson, and Rio responded with something along the lines of "Last time he spoke to you, he was sending you to crewe. You just weren't good enough. You must have been crushed". Clamped, as the charvers say.

[manc-mag 1]

The local and national press want to continually hound Llambias for comments as to how Pardew represents significantly greater top level experience than Hughton.

 

Some hope like.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

is this where everyone turns out to be wrong, he's actually sold the club and Keegan is coming back but with rob lee, asprilla and ginola as coaches?

 

there is going to be a xmas miracle right?

Smug Cunt

 

whose being smug you stupid little bollocks, i was joking, i'd love the above to happen but obviously it's not fucking going to.

I hate that fat odious cunt and his dogs-bodies

So was I, I was being optimistic yestetday and Alex called me smug

People are telling you what's going on, people with their finger on the pulse not stuck down in deepest Reigate, and you wouldn't listen. There's no room for optimism this week I wish there was, but I told you what's happening.

Reigate, Heywards Heath. Jesus man. Sorry didnt realise you had ur finger on the pulse. I will, from now on believe everything you say.

 

That Baines deal is taking a while tho

Here we gan the Baines thing, I've given you SEVEN pieces of ITK in the last 18 month, all have come true, and all mugs like you remember is Baines. Next thing I pick up I'll PM a select few, so mugs like you can't spout shit like that.

 

Savage - Bigger club than any he's played for put it that way, he didn't play for Man Utd really.

 

The other week on twitter, Savage was trying to take the piss out of Rio. He mentioned Ferguson, and Rio responded with something along the lines of "Last time he spoke to you, he was sending you to crewe. You just weren't good enough. You must have been crushed". Clamped, as the charvers say.

 

Sweetly clamped was the exact west end charva phrase of choice iirc

[Guest alex]

Comp,chomp,chomp

Is that you eating humble pie?

[wykikitoon 20113]

is this where everyone turns out to be wrong, he's actually sold the club and Keegan is coming back but with rob lee, asprilla and ginola as coaches?

 

there is going to be a xmas miracle right?

Smug Cunt

 

whose being smug you stupid little bollocks, i was joking, i'd love the above to happen but obviously it's not fucking going to.

I hate that fat odious cunt and his dogs-bodies

So was I, I was being optimistic yestetday and Alex called me smug

People are telling you what's going on, people with their finger on the pulse not stuck down in deepest Reigate, and you wouldn't listen. There's no room for optimism this week I wish there was, but I told you what's happening.

Reigate, Heywards Heath. Jesus man. Sorry didnt realise you had ur finger on the pulse. I will, from now on believe everything you say.

 

That Baines deal is taking a while tho

Here we gan the Baines thing, I've given you SEVEN pieces of ITK in the last 18 month, all have come true, and all mugs like you remember is Baines. Next thing I pick up I'll PM a select few, so mugs like you can't spout shit like that.

 

Savage - Bigger club than any he's played for put it that way, he didn't play for Man Utd really.

 

The other week on twitter, Savage was trying to take the piss out of Rio. He mentioned Ferguson, and Rio responded with something along the lines of "Last time he spoke to you, he was sending you to crewe. You just weren't good enough. You must have been crushed". Clamped, as the charvers say.

 

what did the floppy haired fuck say to that. He was beefing on Twitter about people taking the piss out of his old man for having alzheimer's

[sweetleftpeg 0]

The local and national press want to continually hound Llambias for comments as to how Pardew represents significantly greater top level experience than Hughton.

 

Some hope like.

 

Whereby Ashley and Llambias will just ban them from the ground as they normally do with their own touch of class. You'll get Alan Pardew press conferences with only the kid from the Whitley News Guardian there.

[NJS 4377]

The local and national press want to continually hound Llambias for comments as to how Pardew represents significantly greater top level experience than Hughton.

 

Some hope like.

 

I think the Chron or some other paper should send Stevie as their bloke to the unveiling - might liven it up a bit.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

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[JonGoodwyn 1]

They'll just release a statement next week that tries to justify it, is full of holes and asks more questions than is answered. Again.

[ewerk 30559]

The local and national press want to continually hound Llambias for comments as to how Pardew represents significantly greater top level experience than Hughton.

 

Some hope like.

 

I think the Chron or some other paper should send Stevie as their bloke to the unveiling - might liven it up a bit.

 

Representative of Loerrach-Zeitung?

[Tom 14011]

Everybody knows this is an awful decision. Sacking Hughton is bad enough - Hughton who has more experience than Pardew if you include his 6 years as Spurs #2. Appointing an alleged alcoholic you met in a casino who has recently been sacked from a league one side defies belief.

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Lock up your daughters.

[Guest You FCB Get Out Of Our Club]

Lock up your daughters.

Is Graham Rix coming in as well?