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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team


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So what we're saying here is that Alan Pardew thinks that football club owners have looked at his track record and chosen not to hire him because they saw a 4 second gif of him dancing once. Stuff like failing to make the cut with a microscopic dutch team, losing 6-0 at home to Liverpool with us, headbutting a player, sleeping with players wives... all that stuff is a total non-issue. What's really holding him back is that gif.

 

He's a fucking weapon. And I expect Clarko will be along shortly to explain in great numerical detail, why he was de facto the best manager we ever had.

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When he got sacked at Crystal Palace I think they had the worst performance in a calendar year out of all four divisions. He didn’t last very long at West Brom thanks to a long winless run of the type he seemed to specialise in in his time here. Also responsible for Chez Given leaving. So swings and roundabouts I suppose 

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2 hours ago, Alex said:

When he got sacked at Crystal Palace I think they had the worst performance in a calendar year out of all four divisions. He didn’t last very long at West Brom thanks to a long winless run of the type he seemed to specialise in in his time here. Also responsible for Chez Given leaving. So swings and roundabouts I suppose 

Which is ironic because I always had Pardew down as the champagne enema type 

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On 27/11/2021 at 22:10, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Remember those glasses he used to put on after we’d won a couple of games? :lol: 

 

Check out my intelligent glasses whilst I mutter out some of the worst Queen's English  you've ever heard.

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