Ayatollah Hermione 14046 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 You can't even say he talks a good game now since the last two jobs have exposed him as the complete fraud he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Deeply unlikable person tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 At least he realises his chances of getting a top 6 job is "slim". What a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3508 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 If Rafa leaves in the summer, expect to see Pardew talking himself up for a return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 At least he realises his chances of getting a top 6 job is "slim". What a cock. He's like Farage. "Nigel you've just lost because of a stand up comedian parodying your own voters, where do you go from here?" "US Ambassador. Obvs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 (edited) It's fucking hilarious really, he talks about how the game humbles you and then implies he has an outside chance at getting a job for a top 6 side (something he has never had even when his stock was at its highest, he took us to 5th but he's never been appointed manager of a side anywhere near that). One of my mates always says that Pardew shows how mental football is, he was a shambles at Southampton yet got a job 2 divisions higher soon after that's like being fucking hopeless at work and then being promoted to CEO ffs. The fact there's even an outside shot he might get a Premier League job in the summer is fucking absurd, the bloke should be struggling for Championship jobs given his recent record of absolutely appalling results and football, but of course people like that interviewer will just keep harping on about the initial highs such as FA cup final and 5th place. Edited March 29, 2017 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Not high in the self awareness stakes is Pards, fucking pair of clown shoes that fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Pardew is modern day football in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Deeply unlikable person tbh. Aye, hope himself and Sissoko are reunited at Charlton in the summer tbqfh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35570 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 Pardew is modern day football in a nutshell. The manager for the post-truth era Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 F365 on Alan...... Ten thousands spoons“Individually Sunderland were one of the weakest teams in the division and ironically they are bottom” – Alan Pardew on Sky Sports’ Monday Night Football. That’s not what “ironically” means, Alan. In fact it’s the opposite of what ironically means. Re-writing history #1At the risk of making this an Alan Pardew special, the great man also offered his wisdom on spotting good players. When Pardew speaks, it’s worth examining the quotes. “I’ve worked with quality technical players like Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano.” This is excellent. Is that the same Mascherano who Pardew chose to leave on the bench in favour of Hayden Mullins? The same Mascherano who Pardew picked at left-back? The same Mascherano who said in December 2015 about Pardew: “It was frustrating to join after a World Cup and have the manager ask what position I played but I continued to push forward for six months.” Also, last week Pardew was asked on BeIN Sports to pick the best player he ever managed, and his answers were Dean Ashton and Cheick Tiote. Forgot all about that technical ability then, Alan. Re-writing history #2Finally finally, here’s Pardew on why Antonio Conte doesn’t deserve all the credit for making Chelsea’s 3-4-3 formation work: “Obviously this [Marcos Alonso] is an inexperienced player who’s had an unbelievable season. I don’t think anybody would have assumed he’d do that role as well as he has.” Well Conte might, given that he signed him last summer. And Alonso had played as a left wing-back for Fiorentina for two seasons, was 25 when he joined Chelsea and had played almost 200 career games, including three seasons of European football. But sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1260 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 He is the gift that just keeps giving isn't he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 What a nob he is man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35570 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't seen as a go to pundit. Shambles of a manager, shambles of a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Some mindset as the goons who invite Joey Barton on Question Time. Less about the guest providing some insight, more about courting controversy.If nothing else, Pardew is a divisive figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35570 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I don't really see it that way as I think Barton is obviously controversial and has plenty to say on a range of subjects both within and outside the game but Pardew is just there for his 'sage' views on football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35570 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Or, to put it another way, the knackers who light up the switchboard when Joey B is on 5Live probably sit their nodding their heads in agreement when Pardiola is spouting his lies about his record etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Surely when Pardew is on talkSport there'll be a stack of fans from his old teams who're keen to remind the world he's hated by them, and there'll be a stack of fans who want to get on National Radio to agree with whatever he's just made up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35570 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Surely when Pardew is on talkSport there'll be a stack of fans from his old teams who're keen to remind the world he's hated by them, and there'll be a stack of fans who want to get on National Radio to agree with whatever he's just made up? He ain't Joey Barton levels of controversial though, just TalkShite spout bollocks for a reaction controversial. I.e. the same as everyone else on that station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4856 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 He doesn't know what one of them is does he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Liv and ManU next. They're going to be stuck down there for a while. Perhaps even a delicious relegation beckons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14046 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 20 minutes ago, Andrew said: He doesn't know what one of them is does he? He's bringing the magic sponge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35570 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Chez is seething Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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