TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 You can't always blame the Monarchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 The only reason they were up there was due to Cabaye and Bolasie, now that ones been injured they've struggled as yet again he has no plan B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 The only reason they were up there was due to Cabaye and Bolasie, now that ones been injured they've struggled as yet again he has no plan B. As was ever the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Needs a trendline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 0 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 It was only a matter of time til it started to unravel for him. This may be premature but I would love it if they fell away in the second half of the season and ended up in the bottom half having been talked up as Champs League contenders earlier on. I've nothing at all against Palace as a club and have enjoyed a few good trips down there but I have to admit I would take some pleasure in seeing him struggle. We had a good 3 seasons of dross football from his poorly coached sides, not to mention his shocking interview patter and embarrassing touchline antics, yet he still seems to be regarded (mainly by himself but also, incredibly, other halfwits in the media) as a top manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 (edited) He normally gets one really good run of form per season, the rest of the season is usually a fucking disaster as when the wheels come off the unsustainable game plan A he has no fucking clue what to do. When Cabaye was hurt or huffy the team reverted to 1920's style hoofball, which really hurt us. The season we came 5th we had Cabaye playing quality, with two back to back unsustainable goal scoring runs by our two strikers, our defence also played amazing with Colocinni peaking. To Pardew's credit he did manage it all well that season even though I still think most of the games served up weren't great to watch. Palace this season had Bolasie and Cabaye playing amazing but as Stone Cold said Bolasie has been hurt and Cabaye has missed games here and there recently so Pardew hasn't had a clue what to do, especially as their strikers simply don't score goals. Â I think the reason for the media love in with Pardew comes from these crazy runs of form that catch the eye and he's not at all shy about giving himself all of the credit (he normally starts wearing his thick rimmed glasses during this time and speaking slower to come across all continental), then when it goes tits up his team are (usually) safe from relegation and just slip into mid-table obscurity with the media completely focused on the title race and relegation fight by that point. I don't think Palace will go down under him as I think he has figured out how to get at least one of these runs per season which seem to pick up enough points to all but guarantee safety, the Palace fans will no doubt get sick of it but the daft bastards deserve every minute of shite football they get served up by local hero (and national cockend) Alan Pardew after the grief they (and the media) gave us, I also hope that when they inevitably turn on the King the media rip them to bits. Edited January 18, 2016 by Howay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 He normally gets one really good run of form per season, the rest of the season is usually a fucking disaster as when the wheels come off the unsustainable game plan A he has no fucking clue what to do. When Cabaye was hurt or huffy the team reverted to 1920's style hoofball, which really hurt us. The season we came 5th we had Cabaye playing quality, with two back to back unsustainable goal scoring runs by our two strikers, our defence also played amazing with Colocinni peaking. To Pardew's credit he did manage it all well that season even though I still think most of the games served up weren't great to watch. Palace this season had Bolasie and Cabaye playing amazing but as Stone Cold said Bolasie has been hurt and Cabaye has missed games here and there recently so Pardew hasn't had a clue what to do, especially as their strikers simply don't score goals. Â I think the reason for the media love in with Pardew comes from these crazy runs of form that catch the eye and he's not at all shy about giving himself all of the credit (he normally starts wearing his thick rimmed glasses during this time and speaking slower to come across all continental), then when it goes tits up his team are (usually) safe from relegation and just slip into mid-table obscurity with the media completely focused on the title race and relegation fight by that point. I don't think Palace will go down under him as I think he has figured out how to get at least one of these runs per season which seem to pick up enough points to all but guarantee safety, the Palace fans will no doubt get sick of it but the daft bastards deserve every minute of shite football they get served up by local hero (and national cockend) Alan Pardew after the grief they (and the media) gave us, I also hope that when they inevitably turn on the King the media rip them to bits. Â Come to think of it, he does ramp up the cockernee-geezah-ness when the shit inevitably hits the fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Â Come to think of it, he does ramp up the cockernee-geezah-ness when the shit inevitably hits the fan Aye he does, probably to try and appeal to the fans and make him seem more like them (especially at Palace) when they start getting on his back a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 He normally gets one really good run of form per season, the rest of the season is usually a fucking disaster as when the wheels come off the unsustainable game plan A he has no fucking clue what to do. When Cabaye was hurt or huffy the team reverted to 1920's style hoofball, which really hurt us. The season we came 5th we had Cabaye playing quality, with two back to back unsustainable goal scoring runs by our two strikers, our defence also played amazing with Colocinni peaking. To Pardew's credit he did manage it all well that season even though I still think most of the games served up weren't great to watch. Palace this season had Bolasie and Cabaye playing amazing but as Stone Cold said Bolasie has been hurt and Cabaye has missed games here and there recently so Pardew hasn't had a clue what to do, especially as their strikers simply don't score goals. Â I think the reason for the media love in with Pardew comes from these crazy runs of form that catch the eye and he's not at all shy about giving himself all of the credit (he normally starts wearing his thick rimmed glasses during this time and speaking slower to come across all continental), then when it goes tits up his team are (usually) safe from relegation and just slip into mid-table obscurity with the media completely focused on the title race and relegation fight by that point. I don't think Palace will go down under him as I think he has figured out how to get at least one of these runs per season which seem to pick up enough points to all but guarantee safety, the Palace fans will no doubt get sick of it but the daft bastards deserve every minute of shite football they get served up by local hero (and national cockend) Alan Pardew after the grief they (and the media) gave us, I also hope that when they inevitably turn on the King the media rip them to bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 He normally gets one really good run of form per season, the rest of the season is usually a fucking disaster as when the wheels come off the unsustainable game plan A he has no fucking clue what to do. When Cabaye was hurt or huffy the team reverted to 1920's style hoofball, which really hurt us. The season we came 5th we had Cabaye playing quality, with two back to back unsustainable goal scoring runs by our two strikers, our defence also played amazing with Colocinni peaking. To Pardew's credit he did manage it all well that season even though I still think most of the games served up weren't great to watch. Palace this season had Bolasie and Cabaye playing amazing but as Stone Cold said Bolasie has been hurt and Cabaye has missed games here and there recently so Pardew hasn't had a clue what to do, especially as their strikers simply don't score goals. Â I think the reason for the media love in with Pardew comes from these crazy runs of form that catch the eye and he's not at all shy about giving himself all of the credit (he normally starts wearing his thick rimmed glasses during this time and speaking slower to come across all continental), then when it goes tits up his team are (usually) safe from relegation and just slip into mid-table obscurity with the media completely focused on the title race and relegation fight by that point. I don't think Palace will go down under him as I think he has figured out how to get at least one of these runs per season which seem to pick up enough points to all but guarantee safety, the Palace fans will no doubt get sick of it but the daft bastards deserve every minute of shite football they get served up by local hero (and national cockend) Alan Pardew after the grief they (and the media) gave us, I also hope that when they inevitably turn on the King the media rip them to bits. Â Excellent You been waiting to get that out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie 0 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Brilliant analysis of the bloke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Â Excellent You been waiting to get that out? The little rant felt good after I caught "part one of behind the badge" about Crystal Palace yesterday as it came on after the Arsenal v Stoke match, seeing his smug face and him yapping on about how important the FA cup is, despite seemingly not giving a fuck when he was at us, drove me a little mental, and by little I mean it made me want to frisbee my set top box out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobos 298 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Loved the "black rimmed glasses" comment, well observed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 He normally gets one really good run of form per season, the rest of the season is usually a fucking disaster as when the wheels come off the unsustainable game plan A he has no fucking clue what to do. When Cabaye was hurt or huffy the team reverted to 1920's style hoofball, which really hurt us. The season we came 5th we had Cabaye playing quality, with two back to back unsustainable goal scoring runs by our two strikers, our defence also played amazing with Colocinni peaking. To Pardew's credit he did manage it all well that season even though I still think most of the games served up weren't great to watch. Palace this season had Bolasie and Cabaye playing amazing but as Stone Cold said Bolasie has been hurt and Cabaye has missed games here and there recently so Pardew hasn't had a clue what to do, especially as their strikers simply don't score goals. Â I think the reason for the media love in with Pardew comes from these crazy runs of form that catch the eye and he's not at all shy about giving himself all of the credit (he normally starts wearing his thick rimmed glasses during this time and speaking slower to come across all continental), then when it goes tits up his team are (usually) safe from relegation and just slip into mid-table obscurity with the media completely focused on the title race and relegation fight by that point. I don't think Palace will go down under him as I think he has figured out how to get at least one of these runs per season which seem to pick up enough points to all but guarantee safety, the Palace fans will no doubt get sick of it but the daft bastards deserve every minute of shite football they get served up by local hero (and national cockend) Alan Pardew after the grief they (and the media) gave us, I also hope that when they inevitably turn on the King the media rip them to bits. Â I can imagine Howay having a nightmare which would be a remake of the Godfather scene of Woltz and the horses head, with Howay replacing Woltz and Pardew replacing the horse's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 18, 2016 Share Posted January 18, 2016 Â I can imagine Howay having a nightmare which would be a remake of the Godfather scene of Woltz and the horses head, with Howay replacing Woltz and Pardew replacing the horse's head. It would serve me right for having a pop at the king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Chez hasn't posted much in here of late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Not one mention on MOTD last night about how gash they have been recently. Soon as they win again they'll be piping him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Also, no Palace player has scored a league goal since before Christmas. You can see why they're after Adebayor to help to continue that fine run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 P6 W0 D1 L5 Â Pardew for England! Â Pretty please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I'm guessing there goal was from another set piece if Danny scored? How many games is that now without a goal from open play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 The bubble has burst. Â http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=158171 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Well, he was just blamed Bournemouth having 11 players on the football field as a reason for him and his team being shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 @@ChezGiven is seething Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 I don't want a lot. Just a written apology from every single Crystal Palace fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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