Gemmill 44561 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 "OMG OMG OMG what a team we're going to have once all these rumours come to fruition. Mike Ashley IS a genius. He IS, he IS, I KNEW IT all along!" That's what this summer is gonna look like in your head. Until the day after deadline day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42205 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 You'll all be lapping with me GUARANTEEEEEEEEEDBookmarked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30409 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The Ben Arfa article gave me the idea of looking up Pardew's first press conference. I've selected some quotes. So how well has he done? 'I am honoured and privileged to have been given this opportunity at Newcastle United, one of the truly great clubs in English football 'I understand what this club means to its supporters “I have always managed teams that have played attacking positive football, something I know the supporters here appreciate. 'At the same time I intend to focus on developing exciting young players through the club’s excellent academy and development squad 'I represent the fans. I'm an employee of the club but I'll be knocking on the door trying to get the maximum funds I can to make the club the best it can be. I've never had a problem with that in the past. 'But I'm a competent manager, I give fans information and don't withhold anything. 'My own theory about football is that some of the most successful sides create players from within. So I'll be making sure underneath the first team there is a good solid base of young players coming through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 abject failure on all counts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42205 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 The Ben Arfa article gave me the idea of looking up Pardew's first press conference. I've selected some quotes. So how well has he done? 'I am honoured and privileged to have been given this opportunity at Newcastle United, one of the truly great clubs in English football 'I understand what this club means to its supporters “I have always managed teams that have played attacking positive football, something I know the supporters here appreciate. 'At the same time I intend to focus on developing exciting young players through the club’s excellent academy and development squad 'I represent the fans. I'm an employee of the club but I'll be knocking on the door trying to get the maximum funds I can to make the club the best it can be. I've never had a problem with that in the past. 'But I'm a competent manager, I give fans information and don't withhold anything. 'My own theory about football is that some of the most successful sides create players from within. So I'll be making sure underneath the first team there is a good solid base of young players coming through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Pardew ` Knock knock' Ashley `Who the fack is it ' Pardew ` It's me Mr Chairman.Alan Pardew.I've come to ask for some transfer funds' Ashley `Fack off' Pardew ` Ok.Sorry Mr Chairman.I won't ask again' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Must've been knocking on the wrong door the daft shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loonyTOON 10 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 http://www.joeybarton.com/interview-with-jonathan-northcroft/ Listen from about 4 minutes - Barton reckons Pardew is the best English manager around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoslingBeast 0 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 http://www.joeybarton.com/interview-with-jonathan-northcroft/ Listen from about 4 minutes - Barton reckons Pardew is the best English manager around. If Pardew actually was a good manager like Barton (honestly I think he's being ironic) says, I think it would shine more through. I haven't really had a single moment throughout Pardew's Newcastle career where I thought this man knows what he's doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7076 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 https://storify.com/ehc/global-pardewout-protest-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Whoa, Cath's minion photo is on there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Apparently since Pardew's took over we have a -59 goal difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32893 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Apparently since Pardew's took over we have a -59 goal differenceFucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Cant remember exactly but he's got 70 odd wins, 40 odd draws and 80 odd losses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Tactical genius tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 The booing when he steps out of the dugout are fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoslingBeast 0 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Pardew supports Ashley in everything he do, so he supported Kinnear's appointment, supported the Cabaye sale for some insufficient useless money, and then supported no replacement. He can't use any sales as excuse tbh. He also supports the incompetent coaching staff, the lack of ambition, the players bought by Ashley, so he can blame himself for lack of motivation, lack of quality, lack of back-up players, and lack of development. On top of that, his tactical ineptness, inability to use the right players, constantly losing the changing room, and pissing of the fans.As a result everything going wrong in this club can alone be blamed on Pardew, because he's a stupid cunt and a pea testicled coward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 http://www.themag.co.uk/video-replay/alan-pardew-interview-cardiff-video-special/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noelie 103 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 With BenArfa claiming he's fit (in his illegal interview) but not even on the bench today, it will be very interesting to see if he will be in the squad for Liverpool. Or will Pardew continue not to use of our most talented, and only flair player on the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7076 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 The booing when he steps out of the dugout are fucking hilarious. Hopefully this will be one of the greatest MOTD moments ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 The booing when he steps out of the dugout are fucking hilarious. It was class like. Took me a while to clock on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I was at a loss until someone told me after. Thought Tiote and coloccini were getting shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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