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I want to see us compete to the best of our ability - to be as ambitious as we can as a club.

 

I don't care who that leaves us in direct competition with.

:aye:

 

To be honest if every year we gave the cups our best shot and kept falling before the final, fine. As long as we're fucking trying. Just because you've gone out for a pint with Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Chuck Yeager doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try and pull a good looking girl. Sullenly fingering the fat lass while looking over her neck fat at what might have been is just fucking pathetic.

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:aye:

 

To be honest if every year we gave the cups our best shot and kept falling before the final, fine. As long as we're fucking trying. Just because you've gone out for a pint with Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Chuck Yeager doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try and pull a good looking girl. Sullenly fingering the fat lass while looking over her neck fat at what might have been is just fucking pathetic.

At present, we are one of 15 lads in the queue for the slag in the bathroom. Meanwhile, the top 5 are all taking turns at the fit one, but ultimately they're still touching tips.

 

The cups appear to be blind luck. It's equivalent to the mam of the house party host getting in pissed and choosing you for a quick blow job in the downstairs bog. The only problem is that Mike Ashley is the house party host and he is reluctant to receive oral pleasure from his own mother.

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At present, we are one of 15 lads in the queue for the slag in the bathroom. Meanwhile, the top 5 are all taking turns at the fit one, but ultimately they're still touching tips.

 

The cups appear to be blind luck. It's equivalent to the mam of the house party host getting in pissed and choosing you for a quick blow job in the downstairs bog. The only problem is that Mike Ashley is the house party host and he is reluctant to receive oral pleasure from his own mother.

Aye, but we keep letting people push in.

 

Edit - Push in the Queue, that is

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Do you expect Andrew, as a Newcastle United supporter, to compete with the top 5 clubs?

 

I have only ever seen us briefly compete around the top 4 or 5 in 32 years of watching us. My expecatations on the back of that, and with Mike fuckin Ashley as owner of the club, are minute. Pardew is conforming to the media party line of us as suppoters, he also seems to want to manage one of the biggest clubs in the country and have absoloutely no expectatins placed upon him whatsover. He's talking uttter fuckin shit man.

 

Now way andrew is competing with the top 5

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At present, we are one of 15 lads in the queue for the slag in the bathroom. Meanwhile, the top 5 are all taking turns at the fit one, but ultimately they're still touching tips.

 

The cups appear to be blind luck. It's equivalent to the mam of the house party host getting in pissed and choosing you for a quick blow job in the downstairs bog. The only problem is that Mike Ashley is the house party host and he is reluctant to receive oral pleasure from his own mother.

like it :lol:

 

Our season-to-season history under Ashley is a bit like the drinks cabinet globe wotsit on Alan Carr .

 

Nervously appearing on his show we anticipate what's on offer once it's unknown contents are revealed .

 

As we slump on his settee following the heady buzz of a swig of the 'chatty' plonk we're left with a sickly sensation .

 

And his cock in our bums .

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Pardew saying we need 10-12 games to settle. (As he did last year).

 

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His team's early season form is often the best of the season. He performs better early on than previous managers in the last 13 years, including this season where he is above average over 7 games.

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So it seems Pardew is completely incapable of doing the most fucking basic of tasks in getting his players up for a derby. 1 win in the last 6 ffs. I've stuck up for him in the past but he is fucking clueless. I'd gladly see him gone today.

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Not defending Pardew here, but should you really have to be motivated ahead of a game like this? Dont the players get newspapers? Watch the TV, or browse the web. Dont they bloody live in the city? Bunch of heartless wretches the lot of them, like their manager.

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Having to start a game like this with Williamson and a young inexperienced fullback in central defense is a pretty big liability.

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Having to start a game like this with Williamson and a young inexperienced fullback in central defense is a pretty big liability.

Doesn't excuse our inability to create anything against the worst team in the league.
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Having to start a game like this with Williamson and a young inexperienced fullback in central defense is a pretty big liability.

 

Yeah because otherwise we're always so solid at the back arent we? Like at Everton with our captain and our 7M pound signing. :rolleyes:

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