The Fish 10672 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I want to see us compete to the best of our ability - to be as ambitious as we can as a club. I don't care who that leaves us in direct competition with. To be honest if every year we gave the cups our best shot and kept falling before the final, fine. As long as we're fucking trying. Just because you've gone out for a pint with Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Chuck Yeager doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try and pull a good looking girl. Sullenly fingering the fat lass while looking over her neck fat at what might have been is just fucking pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 To be honest if every year we gave the cups our best shot and kept falling before the final, fine. As long as we're fucking trying. Just because you've gone out for a pint with Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Chuck Yeager doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try and pull a good looking girl. Sullenly fingering the fat lass while looking over her neck fat at what might have been is just fucking pathetic. At present, we are one of 15 lads in the queue for the slag in the bathroom. Meanwhile, the top 5 are all taking turns at the fit one, but ultimately they're still touching tips. The cups appear to be blind luck. It's equivalent to the mam of the house party host getting in pissed and choosing you for a quick blow job in the downstairs bog. The only problem is that Mike Ashley is the house party host and he is reluctant to receive oral pleasure from his own mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10672 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) At present, we are one of 15 lads in the queue for the slag in the bathroom. Meanwhile, the top 5 are all taking turns at the fit one, but ultimately they're still touching tips. The cups appear to be blind luck. It's equivalent to the mam of the house party host getting in pissed and choosing you for a quick blow job in the downstairs bog. The only problem is that Mike Ashley is the house party host and he is reluctant to receive oral pleasure from his own mother. Aye, but we keep letting people push in. Edit - Push in the Queue, that is Edited October 14, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Do you expect Andrew, as a Newcastle United supporter, to compete with the top 5 clubs? I have only ever seen us briefly compete around the top 4 or 5 in 32 years of watching us. My expecatations on the back of that, and with Mike fuckin Ashley as owner of the club, are minute. Pardew is conforming to the media party line of us as suppoters, he also seems to want to manage one of the biggest clubs in the country and have absoloutely no expectatins placed upon him whatsover. He's talking uttter fuckin shit man. Now way andrew is competing with the top 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 At present, we are one of 15 lads in the queue for the slag in the bathroom. Meanwhile, the top 5 are all taking turns at the fit one, but ultimately they're still touching tips. The cups appear to be blind luck. It's equivalent to the mam of the house party host getting in pissed and choosing you for a quick blow job in the downstairs bog. The only problem is that Mike Ashley is the house party host and he is reluctant to receive oral pleasure from his own mother. like it Our season-to-season history under Ashley is a bit like the drinks cabinet globe wotsit on Alan Carr . Nervously appearing on his show we anticipate what's on offer once it's unknown contents are revealed . As we slump on his settee following the heady buzz of a swig of the 'chatty' plonk we're left with a sickly sensation . And his cock in our bums . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Touching tips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Pardew saying we need 10-12 games to settle. (As he did last year). His team's early season form is often the best of the season. He performs better early on than previous managers in the last 13 years, including this season where he is above average over 7 games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Some of these had me chuckling. https://twitter.com/AlanPardewNUFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 Aye I wish he would stop doing interviews tbh. People get far too wound up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7066 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 (edited) His nose is fucking massive, isn't it? Our very own Pinocchio. Edited October 20, 2013 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 20, 2013 Share Posted October 20, 2013 i love pards, we should stick with him. it wouldn't be the same without him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Wins Pardew turned into a loss or a draw 11/12 - 11% (4/38) 12/13 - 18% (7/38) 13/14 - 25% (2/8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Significant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 The passing game and football in general has been better this season. Remy has clearly made a massive difference in the postion normally occupied by the carthorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Remy gives that outlet we lack with Cisse in the team. His pace, movement and ability on the ball opens up room for us to play football in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Has Pardew gone to Palace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Yes he has, in 1987 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted October 27, 2013 Author Share Posted October 27, 2013 So it seems Pardew is completely incapable of doing the most fucking basic of tasks in getting his players up for a derby. 1 win in the last 6 ffs. I've stuck up for him in the past but he is fucking clueless. I'd gladly see him gone today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4085 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 (edited) Not defending Pardew here, but should you really have to be motivated ahead of a game like this? Dont the players get newspapers? Watch the TV, or browse the web. Dont they bloody live in the city? Bunch of heartless wretches the lot of them, like their manager. Edited October 27, 2013 by aimaad22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7214 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Having to start a game like this with Williamson and a young inexperienced fullback in central defense is a pretty big liability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Having to start a game like this with Williamson and a young inexperienced fullback in central defense is a pretty big liability.Doesn't excuse our inability to create anything against the worst team in the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4085 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Having to start a game like this with Williamson and a young inexperienced fullback in central defense is a pretty big liability. Yeah because otherwise we're always so solid at the back arent we? Like at Everton with our captain and our 7M pound signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I haven't changed my opinion that he is not a good manager and never has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6964 Posted October 27, 2013 Author Share Posted October 27, 2013 He's refused to answer any questions to The press the knacker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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