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Let's start at the beginning here and explain to CT that Michael Laudrup is a former professional footballer that currently manages Swansea (which is a town in Wales with a football club).

 

I'll let you continue Chez, I would recommend explaining what a Getafe is.

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We established that Laudrup had the same relegation problem at Getafe and Pardew's record since Christmas is better.

 

Ah right.

 

I hadn't taken any notice of that conversation.

 

Basically all the comparisons, facts and figures and other analysis don't take away from the issues Tooj, David Kelly, myself and others are concerned about.

 

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Let's start at the beginning here and explain to CT that Michael Laudrup is a former professional footballer that currently manages Swansea (which is a town in Wales with a football club).

 

I'll let you continue Chez, I would recommend explaining what a Getafe is.

 

:lol:

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Basically all the comparisons, facts and figures and other analysis don't take away from the issues Tooj, David Kelly, myself and others are concerned about.

 

:lol:

 

Tooj and DK wishing CT would stop fucking up their position.

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fuck off :lol: they're not are they?

 

To be fair to the bloke who suggested the idea, if you're really that pissed off about the status quo, then it's probably your best chance to effect change. If nothing else, it would be an interesting exercise.

 

But at the end of the day, it is another NO dossier. :lol:

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I can't believe how much time and effort you guys waste on all this.

 

Look at the Pardew thread FFS; hours of reading and typing, and who's your message getting to? Each other. I understand the community thing, but in terms of actual action, all you can think of is a few boos and a 'Pardew is s****' banner? It's not even a Newcastle cliché, it's a football cliché. Sorry to appear patronising, but why don't you do something which just might be beneficial?

 

There is a small pool of people on here who possess considerable collective knowledge. There is an understanding of systems and tactics, a knowledge of World football, access to stats etc. Plus a widespread disgust at Pardew's negativity, on and off field. (IMO he should have been sacked before the Sunderland game, after he made them favourites in the pre-match presser. And now NUFC.com are quoting him as saying he doesn't care if Arsenal beat us 4-0! If true, that should be it again for me.)

 

Why don't you put your heads together and produce your own analysis of Pardew's time in charge, in a clear and reasoned manner, separated into sections on formations, tactics, substitutions, negativity etc., Supported by stats (number of long balls, total games played by each player in comparison with other clubs, and so forth). Good players turned to s****, that sort of stuff. Include a section on suggestions for Pardew's replacement, like that French geezer at Monte Cassino or wherever who wants to come to the prem. Show why they would be suitable for the club (style would suit our signings, youth policy, can work to a budget etc.)

 

Then have someone who is actually literate (nae offence, couldn't resist it big_smile.gif) type it up double spaced for easy reading and annotation, print it off and send it Special Delivery addressed personally to fat Mike, copied S D to Decca, with a brief covering letter.

 

In other words, as though you had been professionally engaged by the club to review Pardew's tenure and make recommendations.

 

Also, copy it Recorded Delivery to the local press, those national rags which have half-decent footy coverage, and of course, Sky Sports, 5Live, etc. With the document in the public domain it can be disregarded, but not completely ignored like an internet campaign. And it gets the argument across in a style which can't be shrugged off as the knee-jerk response of a few thick pissheads who need a 'reality check'.

 

The beauty of this is that it would require no more effort than you're already expending now on here, just a few quid postage. And who knows, it might at the very least give the 2 at the top something to think about before the forthcoming 'season review'. If it even results in Pards himself rethinking his approach it will be worth it.

 

With that in mind, it would need to be completed in the next week, to be shipped just after the Arsenal game.

 

I'm busy today, but if anyone's interested in doing this, I might come back with further thoughts.

 

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I want to make it clear that despite my misgivings about Pardew, I am in no way part of any posse of CT's :D

That loud bang you just heard was another CT sized nail driving into your acme-credibility-Pardew-misgivings-MKII coffin.

 

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TT Poster: "I'm fucking sick of these shit crosses for Williamson and this Frauds wank excuses!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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TT Poster : "Fuck."

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To be fair to the bloke who suggested the idea, if you're really that pissed off about the status quo, then it's probably your best chance to effect change. If nothing else, it would be an interesting exercise.

 

But at the end of the day, it is another NO dossier. :lol:

 

Reading that thread, there's a screen shot of this thread and your sig. How long have you been promoting this particular angle on what i will do for baccy?

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Reading that thread, there's a screen shot of this thread and your sig. How long have you been promoting this particular angle on what i will do for baccy?

 

:lol: Christ knows, I don't even remember doing it.

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Jesus I remember the Ottmar Hitzfeld campaign they had going when Freddy was still at the realm on NO. That worked well didn't? Can't see another one working either.

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I read somewhere there was an announcement this evening from the club, is this true? Or a load of shit

 

- @bbcnewcastle presenter Mick Lowes says Pardew has "personally requested" he wants to answer fans' questions on radio. #NUFC

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