McFaul 35 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This eris man, Norwegians are wierdos, sack Pardew. You know what they'd do if Pardew left, they'd be straight on the phone to a manager of a league two team who was good crack in the casino one night. Have a word. Pardew I hope you're reading, but in my eyes you'll always be a mug, but you're a good manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) Very irresponsible and offensive comments about AIDs there. Thankfully spread of the disease has greatly diminished after Jacob Zuma's advice on having a shower to prevent infection before having unprotected sex with multiple partners. Â Â Mr Zuma said in court on Wednesday he had left his bedroom after having sex with the woman and taken a shower because this "would minimise the risk of contracting the disease [HIV]". He also said that he was prepared to marry the woman who accused him of rape, and that her aunts were discussing the possibility of marriage and a bride price as Zulu tradition dictates. "Yes, if we had reached an agreement with that, I would have had my cows ready," Mr Zuma told the court, referring to "lobola": the traditional donation of animals by a husband to his bride's family. Â http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4879822.stm Edited December 11, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 (edited) To be honest I believe Pardew has just been riding the wave of Hughton's clever hard work until now. EDIT: To be honest I believe Hughton was riding a timemachine and went into the future to see what Pardew's clever hard work was all about. Edited December 12, 2011 by Aeris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Tbh, I can easily see us sliding down to 15th by the end of the season if the following happens: Â Colo struggling with fitness Tiote off Maiga + ridgewell signed in january. Insert random injuries here. Demba ba and da crew off to ACN in January Demba ba knee explodes into tiny water melon and chicken bits... Â our defence are in shambles already. Â None of which could be blamed on Pardew though, which is what this thread is about. Â Tbh, I can easily see us sliding down to 15th by the end of the season if the following happens: Â Colo struggling with fitness Tiote off Maiga + ridgewell signed in january. Insert random injuries here. Demba ba and da crew off to ACN in January Demba ba knee explodes into tiny water melon and chicken bits... Â our defence are in shambles already. Â None of which could be blamed on Pardew though, which is what this thread is about. Â I know. Just thinking out loud here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This eris man, Norwegians are wierdos, sack Pardew. You know what they'd do if Pardew left, they'd be straight on the phone to a manager of a league two team who was good crack in the casino one night. Have a word. Pardew I hope you're reading, but in my eyes you'll always be a mug, but you're a good manager. Â I guess the main point is that any decent manager would walk working under these circumstances. Pardew doesnt for some reason. Probably lucky for us, everything considered. Still, you cant help but think its a little sad. Joke club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 So glad I have a bit of perspective knowing other Norwegians, if it was just the racist and these two mongs I would have written off the whole country by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This eris man, Norwegians are wierdos, sack Pardew. You know what they'd do if Pardew left, they'd be straight on the phone to a manager of a league two team who was good crack in the casino one night. Have a word. Pardew I hope you're reading, but in my eyes you'll always be a mug, but you're a good manager. Â I guess the main point is that any decent manager would walk working under these circumstances. Pardew doesnt for some reason. Probably lucky for us, everything considered. Still, you cant help but think its a little sad. Joke club. Pardew was happy as manager of a league one club 18 month ago man, now he's manager of one of the highest profile clubs in Britain he's hardly going to walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This eris man, Norwegians are wierdos, sack Pardew. You know what they'd do if Pardew left, they'd be straight on the phone to a manager of a league two team who was good crack in the casino one night. Have a word. Pardew I hope you're reading, but in my eyes you'll always be a mug, but you're a good manager. Â I guess the main point is that any decent manager would walk working under these circumstances. Pardew doesnt for some reason. Probably lucky for us, everything considered. Still, you cant help but think its a little sad. Joke club. Pardew was happy as manager of a league one club 18 month ago man, now he's manager of one of the highest profile clubs in Britain he's hardly going to walk away. Â Exactly, biggest job he's ever had or ever will have. Doesn't make him not 'decent' to put up with the constraints and he isn't doing a bad job either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 So glad I have a bit of perspective knowing other Norwegians, if it was just the racist and these two mongs I would have written off the whole country by now. Â Luckily toontastic caters to racists. I couldnt feel more at home if you laid out a welcome home doormat and a bucket of flowers every time I logged in to spread more racist gossip : - ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 This eris man, Norwegians are wierdos, sack Pardew. You know what they'd do if Pardew left, they'd be straight on the phone to a manager of a league two team who was good crack in the casino one night. Have a word. Pardew I hope you're reading, but in my eyes you'll always be a mug, but you're a good manager. Â I guess the main point is that any decent manager would walk working under these circumstances. Pardew doesnt for some reason. Probably lucky for us, everything considered. Still, you cant help but think its a little sad. Joke club. Pardew was happy as manager of a league one club 18 month ago man, now he's manager of one of the highest profile clubs in Britain he's hardly going to walk away. Â Exactly, biggest job he's ever had or ever will have. Doesn't make him not 'decent' to put up with the constraints and he isn't doing a bad job either. Â No, but it makes the board confident they can get away with murder and still have a manager. Any decent manager would walk if we start a fire sale in january, brought to you by pardews latest " will be hard to keep hold of tiote " soapbox speech... Â He is a ok manager riding a lucky wave who is coming to an end now. The next 5-6 matches will be telling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Coming to an end  What because we played 3 of the biggest teams in the league 'only' managing to get a point then suffered a loss when our first choice 3 central defenders, first choice midfielder were out injured? Would many clubs cope with that? Take 4 of the best players out of 80% of the teams in the league and see how they cope.  Take Adebayor, Modric, Bale out of Spurs Take Van Persie, Ramsey out of Arsenal Take Rooney, Nani, Vidic out of Man Utd Take Suarez, Enrique and Reina out of Liverpool  Etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 He still fields utter wank though. Lovenkrants, Perch, Smith and Obertan should be nowhere near a fotball pitch. And Ben arfa and Santon should not be on the bench due to these guys. Either tell the board to bolster the ranks, or have the balls to walk. Holding your hands up in the air is not good enough for me. Does he have no pride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4713 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Its tough to strengthen while the transfer windows closed though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Coming to an end  What because we played 3 of the biggest teams in the league 'only' managing to get a point then suffered a loss when our first choice 3 central defenders, first choice midfielder were out injured? Would many clubs cope with that? Take 4 of the best players out of 80% of the teams in the league and see how they cope.  Take Adebayor, Modric, Bale out of Spurs Take Van Persie, Ramsey out of Arsenal Take Rooney, Nani, Vidic out of Man Utd Take Suarez, Enrique and Reina out of Liverpool  Etc..  I know what we've been missing! MORE LOVE FOR PARDS! Edited December 12, 2011 by Aeris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 and we have only really had a poor result against Norwich, moron. Â Were you unhappy with 3rd/4th place? Not good enough? Or should we expect to be beating the likes of Chelsea, Man U and Man City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Its tough to strengthen while the transfer windows closed though  The 3 months of summer should be lengthy enough to start pondering about the fact that we had one adequate back-up defender though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) and we have only really had a poor result against Norwich, moron. Â Were you unhappy with 3rd/4th place? Not good enough? Or should we expect to be beating the likes of Chelsea, Man U and Man City? Â 0-3 against stamford retirement home at st.james park is a poor result, where is your fucking pride. Edited December 12, 2011 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Do you actually realise what you're saying though?  "We should have beaten Chelsea and Norwich, be on 32 points in 3rd place and because we are not Pardew is a shit manager."  © Aeris, Salty and KSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Do you actually realise what you're saying though?  "We should have beaten Chelsea and Norwich, be on 32 points in 3rd place and because we are not Pardew is a shit manager."  © Aeris, Salty and KSA.  I have made no statements resembling the one you have concocted. Edited December 12, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Once again your accusations are false and bottomless, as are the depths YOU are willing to plunge to, driven by your ever-burning envy of ME, because despite the fact that you have had a so-called education in your ivory tower, I have something that cannot be bought, namely the REAL LIFE experience I have garnered over many pints. Edited December 12, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsweeney 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Once again your accusations are false and bottomless, as are the depths YOU are willing to plunge to, driven by your ever-burning envy of ME, because despite the fact that you have had a so-called education in your ivory tower, I have something that cannot be bought, namely the REAL LIFE experience I have garnered over many pints. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Once again your accusations are false and bottomless, as are the depths YOU are willing to plunge to, driven by your ever-burning envy of ME, because despite the fact that you have had a so-called education in your ivory tower, I have something that cannot be bought, namely the REAL LIFE experience I have garnered over many pints. Â golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Jesus, it's just one bad game. Â As funny as this new Aeris character is, let's not get dragged into overcompensating. We've not been stellar week in, week out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I would, It's embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Pardew is the best! Yeah! Edited December 12, 2011 by Aeris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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