Guest alex Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Me Dad knows Trevor quite well as he's been refereeing that league for years. Funny thing is, he's totally hen-pecked. Or he was, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 When I played for the tosser team he once sent 3 of our lads off just before the final whistle. To be fair they deserved it. I know of one team of aresholes from the league who refuse to be reffed by him and they actually had to move everyone's fixtures round so they would be on a different pitch to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 He's a good ref like. He's not a proper 11 a side ref or anything either. He's was a fireman (must be retired now like) and when Eldon Rec was built they were looking for 5-a-side refs and you got what at the time was a ridiculous high hourly rate for being one, so that's how he got into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Me Dad knows Trevor quite well as he's been refereeing that league for years. Funny thing is, he's totally hen-pecked. Or he was, anyway. He was a cunt to me. Seriously he must've booked me 20 times. Had it in for me. I know the kid who he broke the nose of, he was a class footballer, he stopped modelling after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Doesn't take any shit basically..which some people like and some people don't. Can be a picky twat when he's in a bad mood as well. Closest I've got to feeling his wraith is when he gave a goal against me which was a blatant head high that dipped in. I wasn't happy and as he turned away to give the goal I volleyed the ball at him and it missed his head by inches, which is thankfully why I play in goal.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Me Dad knows Trevor quite well as he's been refereeing that league for years. Funny thing is, he's totally hen-pecked. Or he was, anyway. He was a cunt to me. Seriously he must've booked me 20 times. Had it in for me. I know the kid who he broke the nose of, he was a class footballer, he stopped modelling after that. He could start an argument in an empty house like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 So you're a keeper? Are u looking for a team as its the one position I'm struggling to find. I get random texts every other week saying 'Alreet, I'm so and so's mate and he says you play in goal.' My Mrs says I should start charging for whoring myself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Doesn't take any shit basically..which some people like and some people don't. Can be a picky twat when he's in a bad mood as well. Closest I've got to feeling his wraith is when he gave a goal against me which was a blatant head high that dipped in. I wasn't happy and as he turned away to give the goal I volleyed the ball at him and it missed his head by inches, which is thankfully why I play in goal.. Is your number on footymates? No word of a lie I think I've rang you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 So you're a keeper? Are u looking for a team as its the one position I'm struggling to find. I get random texts every other week saying 'Alreet, I'm so and so's mate and he says you play in goal.' My Mrs says I should start charging for whoring myself out. Haha its cause your a rare breed, no-one else wants to stand still for a full match and have people constantly blasting the ball at their nads from 5 yards lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Doesn't take any shit basically..which some people like and some people don't. Can be a picky twat when he's in a bad mood as well. Closest I've got to feeling his wraith is when he gave a goal against me which was a blatant head high that dipped in. I wasn't happy and as he turned away to give the goal I volleyed the ball at him and it missed his head by inches, which is thankfully why I play in goal.. Is your number on footymates? No word of a lie I think I've rang you. Nah, not me. Disco Stu does not advertise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 So you're a keeper? Are u looking for a team as its the one position I'm struggling to find. I get random texts every other week saying 'Alreet, I'm so and so's mate and he says you play in goal.' My Mrs says I should start charging for whoring myself out. Haha its cause your a rare breed, no-one else wants to stand still for a full match and have people constantly blasting the ball at their nads from 5 yards lol! I've got legs like a heroin addict mate. I once broke my finger a minute into a game and played the rest just thinking I'd bruised it (clean sheet as well). Took my glove off at the end and it was pointing the wrong way, still doesn't bend properly. Also played with concussion after being hit in the head at point blank range which in turn jerked my head back onto the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 So you're a keeper? Are u looking for a team as its the one position I'm struggling to find. I get random texts every other week saying 'Alreet, I'm so and so's mate and he says you play in goal.' My Mrs says I should start charging for whoring myself out. Haha its cause your a rare breed, no-one else wants to stand still for a full match and have people constantly blasting the ball at their nads from 5 yards lol! I've got legs like a heroin addict mate. I once broke my finger a minute into a game and played the rest just thinking I'd bruised it (clean sheet as well). Took my glove off at the end and it was pointing the wrong way, still doesn't bend properly. Also played with concussion after being hit in the head at point blank range which in turn jerked my head back onto the post. Ouch! Yeah i used to be a keeper when I was a kid, many a time I was kicked in the mouth diving at people's feet, lots of split lips and black eyes, also broke my finger and played on but wasn't as bad as yours by the sounds of things lol! That concussion one sounds bad! I did the same but on a wooden 5-a-side floor... someone spun and volleyed the ball full pelt in my face from point blank range, if the impact of the ball wasnt enough to knock me out, smashing my head off the floor certainly was! It was a fucking class save tho It took me till the age of about 13 before I realised there was no glory in playing in goal... so I started playing out instead and switched to being a striker. I'm all about the glory these days, unfortunately at 30 my body isn't so keen on football these days so i've had to switch to a more withdrawn midfield role Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'm a short arse which meant my keeper skills were never destined for anything over than 5-a-side when I hit my teens. One of my best mates is also a keeper and whilst he's one of the best shot stoppers I've ever seen he can't actually catch. Seriously, can't catch a ball to save his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 So you're a keeper? Are u looking for a team as its the one position I'm struggling to find. I get random texts every other week saying 'Alreet, I'm so and so's mate and he says you play in goal.' My Mrs says I should start charging for whoring myself out. Haha its cause your a rare breed, no-one else wants to stand still for a full match and have people constantly blasting the ball at their nads from 5 yards lol! I've got legs like a heroin addict mate. I once broke my finger a minute into a game and played the rest just thinking I'd bruised it (clean sheet as well). Took my glove off at the end and it was pointing the wrong way, still doesn't bend properly. Also played with concussion after being hit in the head at point blank range which in turn jerked my head back onto the post. You fucking play like you've got concussion anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7915 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 We've been laughing the last couple of years at some of the young uns who've started teams. You can tell they are the Sky generation, diving around trying to win free kicks, kicking the ball away to waste time, holding onto the ball when the give away a free kick then tossing it away casually like they're Rooney or something..it's fucking hilarious.. How times have changed. The lads I played with were all rough building site types, I love them to bits even though they're like 48+ now, and they used to take the piss out of teams who wore shinpads And rightly so A few years back when me and my mates still used to go down the local park for a kickabout, plimsoles and tracky bottoms stylee, one of our mates used to turn up in full football kit, socks pulled up to his knees, shin pads, boots etc. He was fucking hopeless too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 We've been laughing the last couple of years at some of the young uns who've started teams. You can tell they are the Sky generation, diving around trying to win free kicks, kicking the ball away to waste time, holding onto the ball when the give away a free kick then tossing it away casually like they're Rooney or something..it's fucking hilarious.. How times have changed. The lads I played with were all rough building site types, I love them to bits even though they're like 48+ now, and they used to take the piss out of teams who wore shinpads And rightly so A few years back when me and my mates still used to go down the local park for a kickabout, plimsoles and tracky bottoms stylee, one of our mates used to turn up in full football kit, socks pulled up to his knees, shin pads, boots etc. He was fucking hopeless too Zizou has it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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