Monkeys Fist 43633 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 BBC news; http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11922897 Essentially, a 25yr old Russian woman has been working as secretary to Mike Hancock, MP for Portsmouth South,(home of the Royal Naval Dockyard), and has been detained and lined up for deportation by MI5/6. Bet you he was banging her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4920 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 BBC news;http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11922897 Essentially, a 25yr old Russian woman has been working as secretary to Mike Hancock, MP for Portsmouth South,(home of the Royal Naval Dockyard), and has been detained and lined up for deportation by MI5/6. Bet you he was banging her. For Certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43633 Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 BBC news;http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11922897 Essentially, a 25yr old Russian woman has been working as secretary to Mike Hancock, MP for Portsmouth South,(home of the Royal Naval Dockyard), and has been detained and lined up for deportation by MI5/6. Bet you he was banging her. For Certain. Nailed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43633 Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 He's a rum bugger old Mike! Naughty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 BBC news;http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11922897 Essentially, a 25yr old Russian woman has been working as secretary to Mike Hancock, MP for Portsmouth South,(home of the Royal Naval Dockyard), and has been detained and lined up for deportation by MI5/6. Bet you he was banging her. For Certain. She doesn't look Russian, she's a horror, she looks like this kid in my class at school called Monkey Moulding. His eyes were so far apart they were in like different time zones. Ended up homosexual by all accounts. I wonder what top secret info you could get from a Portsmouth MP ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43633 Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 He's on the Parliamentary Defence Select Committee, has the Royal Naval Dockyard in his constituency, and is Chair of the all party groups on Russia and Croatia. He also likes animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 as usual with the "Security Services" no evidence - could be a spy, could be a poison pen letter from Mrs H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 She doesn't look Russian, she's a horror, she looks like this kid in my class at school called Monkey Moulding. His eyes were so far apart they were in like different time zones. Ended up homosexual by all accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WDP Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 (edited) She doesn't look Russian, she's a horror, she looks like this kid in my class at school called Monkey Moulding. His eyes were so far apart they were in like different time zones. Ended up homosexual by all accounts. Sorry for drifting off topic, but that kid he was bar manager of a big pub last I heard as well. One of my mates used to say "that kid is far too ugly not to have a massive cock". By that logic I should be like John Holmes. I know all this Russia bollocks with their espionage seems to have got worse since the Cold War, but the scariest thing I heard, from someone who is close to a "spook", was they have 5 nukes hidden in this country and have had for years, to detonate any time they wanted. Edited December 6, 2010 by WDP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 You don't want to believe everything Parky tells you tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 They certainly hid some Spetznas weapons here - I think two dumps have been discovered by accident - but a nuke is tough - they need loving care and maintenance and have to go back tot he shop every few years to relaod the plutonium with fresh stuff I read once that there is an unpublished agreement that you don't do this - otherwise the Brits would park one in the basement of the British Embassy which has finally moved from opposite the Kremlin to just of the New Arbat - still bloody central tho................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 BBC news;http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11922897 Essentially, a 25yr old Russian woman has been working as secretary to Mike Hancock, MP for Portsmouth South,(home of the Royal Naval Dockyard), and has been detained and lined up for deportation by MI5/6. Bet you he was banging her. For Certain. Looks like he might have given her a pearl necklace at least. Can't help thinking of that episode of Blackadder goes forth with the German spy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itakemytopoffatthematch 0 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I'd slip her one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43633 Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 You'd have to put your top back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15870 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Moob frottage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itakemytopoffatthematch 0 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Now now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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