The Fish 10449 Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim Jong Il "Best Magic Eye Picture, Ever!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Since Dear Leader's sudden blindness, the portrait sculptors have been taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim Jong-Il looking to get the perfect furniture for his desktatorship. (Sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Not even Korea's top man could change the channel on his new plasma tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I'm told it tastes like dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim couldn't contain his disappointment as his order for "BB guns" was sadly misheard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10449 Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 So I HAVE to pick one of these four? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 After recovering from his bout of blindness, Kim was disappointed to finally see the face of his partner of 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim on music (dressed as James Brown): "I'm a soul (Seoul) man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim on fish: "I'm a sole (Seoul) man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 You rub the lotion on the skin or else you get stoned again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim inspects the latest from the anonymous Cabbage Mural artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 When Kim finally found the hat he was looking for, he was buzzing (Busan)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 "Sepp Blatter's private plane will be flying over here in a few hours, dear leader" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 After Kim inspected the food in the Korean Little Chef, he quipped "If I was to eat anything from here, I'd not only be Il by name!" to laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Since going blond, Kim employs "comrades" to look at porn for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Since going blond, Kim employs "comrades" to look at porn for him. Blond?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim personally oversaw the creation of Remonparty.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10449 Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 Since going blond, Kim employs "comrades" to look at porn for him. Hard to type with one hand? Kim Jong Il inspects the work of his agents, Comrade Skidmark and Comrade Leazes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Since going blond, Kim employs "comrades" to look at porn for him. Blond?! Solly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Since going blond, Kim employs "comrades" to look at porn for him. Blond?! Solly I take it that's why he's wearing the hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 8 eager hopefuls are considered by Kim (left) for the North Korean volleyball team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim's indecisiveness was causing quite a commotion in the buffet line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim's indecisiveness was causing quite a commotion in the buffet line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13619 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Kim showing the nation's media how his urine enriches the crops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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