Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Tbh I'm utterly fed up with being off work. Other than an emergency job, and indoor work, had nowt for a fortnight now. Not what's needed just before Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 British Gas man is on the way. I will soon have hot water again. He's here now. Bit surly tbh. And not in a sexy way. Is he called Brian? My landlord has a mate who works for them who does a guffey job on our boiler. We call him 'Depressed Brian' becuase he's miserable as fuck and every question you ask him is answered like he's going to leave our house and take the van to the nearest lock up to gas himself. 'Get away on holiday during the summer Brian?' 'Yeah.' 'Nice?' 'Sigh..not really..' 'Erm..how's the Mrs?' 'Sigh..not good..' Etc etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42740 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 British Gas man is on the way. I will soon have hot water again. He's here now. Bit surly tbh. And not in a sexy way. Confessions of a Gasman live from Gemmill's house. Sounds like he's rooting through the kitchen cupboards or something. As long as he fixes the water he can do what he wants tbh. Within reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42740 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 British Gas man is on the way. I will soon have hot water again. He's here now. Bit surly tbh. And not in a sexy way. Is he called Brian? My landlord has a mate who works for them who does a guffey job on our boiler. We call him 'Depressed Brian' becuase he's miserable as fuck and every question you ask him is answered like he's going to leave our house and take the van to the nearest lock up to gas himself. 'Get away on holiday during the summer Brian?' 'Yeah.' 'Nice?' 'Sigh..not really..' 'Erm..how's the Mrs?' 'Sigh..not good..' Etc etc.. He didn't say his name. In fact he announced himself as the British Gas Man. Bit arrogant really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 British Gas man is on the way. I will soon have hot water again. He's here now. Bit surly tbh. And not in a sexy way. Confessions of a Gasman live from Gemmill's house. Sounds like he's rooting through the kitchen cupboards or something. As long as he fixes the water he can do what he wants tbh. Within reason. Tongue on brown? Oops, wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 British Gas man is on the way. I will soon have hot water again. He's here now. Bit surly tbh. And not in a sexy way. Confessions of a Gasman live from Gemmill's house. Sounds like he's rooting through the kitchen cupboards or something. As long as he fixes the water he can do what he wants tbh. Within reason. Tongue on brown? Oops, wrong thread Aye, walk in with a plate of butties Scott and then ask that, cocking an eyebrow as you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42740 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 He won't let me in the room with the boiler. I offered to show him where it is and he goes "You just come out we cos we won't both fit in there." I mean it's about 12 foot by 8 or something. I think he just likes to be alone with the boiler. Sounds like he's doing the dishes now. And the radio has just gone on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 That's no way to speak about your fiance Scott, I'd fucking knack him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac-Toon 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 That's no way to speak about your fiance Scott, I'd fucking knack him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42740 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 He's gone! Fitted a new diaphragm apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 12x8 is one fucking huge boiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 He's gone! Fitted a new diaphragm apparently. You'll walk funny for a day or two, but once it's settled you won't know its there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42740 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 She's on a diet tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42740 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 He's gone! Fitted a new diaphragm apparently. You'll walk funny for a day or two, but once it's settled you won't know its there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 She's on a diet tbf. No more trips up the Dark Alley mind http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=814579 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 He's gone! Fitted a new diaphragm apparently. Blantantly fitted a secret cam in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10449 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Worked from home the last few days and had the pleasure of telling our team secretary that she had to get into the office, as the tubes and buses were still running fine. :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Woman dials 999 to report snowman theft in Kent http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Spoons for arms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Woman dials 999 to report snowman theft in Kent http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583 Spoons for arms? Keep up lads! http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=816014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Some of us work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 not his fault he cant clean windows because they're frozen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 You have chosen to ignore all posts from: Kevin. · View this post · Un-ignore Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I would put my life on you viewing that post. and this one. and the one after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41358 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Some of us work. Stir crazy here mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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