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A poor husband is married to the local dragon, not one thing he ever does is good enough, he even has to blob to earn extra cash to pay for a cleaner as his wife can't be arsed to do anything strenuous or beneath her dignity. She hires a cleaner to come around and the cleaner is a young, blonde Ukrainian lass. One day the wife comes back from shopping early to find her husband balls deep in the cleaner, 'What the fuck is going on here!' the wife shouts. The bloke says he was just helping the young lass out. 'helping her out?!' the wife exclaims. The bloke tries to explain, 'Those expensive shoes I bought you that were lying around because you said you'd went off them, well Anya said they were lovely and she wished she could afford a pair like them so I gave them to her rather than throw them out like you asked me to. She was so grateful, she asked if there was anything else you didn't want so I gave her that lingerie set I bought you that you said was too tight and didn't go with anything else you had. She asked to try it on and was in tears when it fitted her perfectly and I said she was welcome to have it. She hugged me tight thanking me and asked if there was anything else my wife had that she didn't have a use for anymore? And it was at that exact point she noticed my erection."

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  On 15/04/2024 at 14:23, Howmanheyman said:

A poor husband is married to the local dragon, not one thing he ever does is good enough, he even has to blob to earn extra cash to pay for a cleaner as his wife can't be arsed to do anything strenuous or beneath her dignity. She hires a cleaner to come around and the cleaner is a young, blonde Ukrainian lass. One day the wife comes back from shopping early to find her husband balls deep in the cleaner, 'What the fuck is going on here!' the wife shouts. The bloke says he was just helping the young lass out. 'helping her out?!' the wife exclaims. The bloke tries to explain, 'Those expensive shoes I bought you that were lying around because you said you'd went off them, well Anya said they were lovely and she wished she could afford a pair like them so I gave them to her rather than throw them out like you asked me to. She was so grateful, she asked if there was anything else you didn't want so I gave her that lingerie set I bought you that you said was too tight and didn't go with anything else you had. She asked to try it on and was in tears when it fitted her perfectly and I said she was welcome to have it. She hugged me tight thanking me and asked if there was anything else my wife had that she didn't have a use for anymore? And it was at that exact point she noticed my erection."

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