if you heard a joke today, post it

[Tdansmith 3260]

My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it.

[Holden McGroin 7558]

52 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it.

[Monkeys Fist 45099]

2 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it.

[Wardi 252]

Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each.

 

'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'.

[RobinRobin 12462]

4 hours ago, Wardi said:

Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each.

 

'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'.

[Dazzler 11712]

18 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

My wife told me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read any of it.

[Dazzler 11712]

9 hours ago, Wardi said:

Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each.

 

'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'.

[Tdansmith 3260]

11 hours ago, Wardi said:

Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each.

 

'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'.

[Dr Gloom 23587]

i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 

[Dazzler 11712]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 

[Meenzer 16415]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 

 

[PaddockLad 18971]

12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 

[Sonatine 11915]

53 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 

[Toonpack 11339]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 

Was it particularly active or did it just loaf about ?

[Dr Gloom 23587]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Was it particularly active or did it just loaf about ?

Crumbs, I wasn’t expecting a pun of that  quality 

[Dr Gloom 23587]

Dough you expect me to fire one back?

[Gemmill 49808]

LOCK THIS THREAD.

[Meenzer 16415]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

LOCK THIS THREAD.

 

Why so sour though (SOURDOUGH)?

[Gemmill 49808]

NOT MY MODERATOR!

[Dazzler 11712]

There's a joke in there somewhere about tiger bread but I am intentionally ruining it by mentioning it without a set up because fuck puns and fuck the police.

[aimaad22 4661]

2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i went to the zoo yesterday and saw a piece of toast in a cage. it was bread in captivity 

 

If the toast was from Sunderland you could say it was in-bread captivity

Edited March 20, 2024 by aimaad22

[Dr Gloom 23587]

25 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

 

If the toast was from Sunderland you could say it was in-bread captivity

 

[Dr Gloom 23587]

48 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

NOT MY MODERATOR!

 

rye are you getting so cross? 

[Monkeys Fist 45099]

44 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

rye are you getting so hot cross hun? 

Fyp

[Monkeys Fist 45099]

17 hours ago, Wardi said:

Two jump leads walk into a bar and demand a pint of lager each.

 

'Alright, I'll serve you' said the barman, 'but don't try and start anything'.