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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute then responds “I don’t think I am.” And poof, he disappears.

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they’re familiar with Descartes’ famous postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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1 hour ago, Wardi said:

Police investigating a robbery at a prosthetics factory say they are searching for a number of unarmed criminals.

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1 hour ago, Wardi said:

Police investigating a robbery at a prosthetics factory say they are searching for a number of unarmed criminals.

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They'd be heavily armed, Shirley.

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1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

Q. How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Ha ha!! Screw!

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5 hours ago, Wardi said:

Police investigating a robbery at a prosthetics factory say they are searching for a number of unarmed criminals.

A massive sinkhole has just appeared on the A1 at Gosforth. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police are looking in to it. 
 

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4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

A massive sinkhole has just appeared on the A1 at Gosforth. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police are looking in to it. 
 

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Less "get fucked", more "stick it up your Western Bypass" <_< 

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Just now, Meenzer said:

 

Less "get fucked", more "stick it up your Western Bypass" <_< 

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Actual place in Coleraine, mate of mine grew up there. 
 

We called him Winnet once we found out. :lol:

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8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

A massive sinkhole has just appeared on the A1 at Gosforth. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police are looking in to it. 
 

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9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

A massive sinkhole has just appeared on the A1 at Gosforth. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police are looking in to it. 
 

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The investing officers returned to the station to find that their toilets had been taken in an opportunistic burglary. 
 

They hope to find the perpetrators but at the moment they have nothing to go on. 
 

 

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10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

The investing officers returned to the station to find that their toilets had been taken in an opportunistic burglary. 
 

They hope to find the perpetrators but at the moment they have nothing to go on. 
 

 

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16 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

The investing officers returned to the station to find that their toilets had been taken in an opportunistic burglary. 
 

They hope to find the perpetrators but at the moment they have nothing to go on. 
 

 

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4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

The investing officers returned to the station to find that their toilets had been taken in an opportunistic burglary. 
 

They hope to find the perpetrators but at the moment they have nothing to go on. 
 

 

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Police have pulled over a suspicious empty horsebox on the A1 with Irish number plates.

The driver claimed he was taking the non-runners to Catterick.

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1 minute ago, Wardi said:

Police have pulled over a suspicious empty horsebox on the A1 with Irish number plates.

The driver claimed he was taking the non-runners to Catterick.

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Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks.

 

 

 

He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks.

 

 

 

He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 

 

 

:rimshot:

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11 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks.

 

 

 

He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 

 

 

:rimshot:

 

For someone who rarely comes into General Chat, for you to take the time to come here and post THIS.

 

OF ALL THINGS.

 

THIS!?

 

DISGUSTING!

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12 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks.

 

 

 

He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 

 

 

:rimshot:

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12 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

Orlando Bloom has just bought his son the complete Lego collection, and by complete I mean EVERYTHING they make. Rooms upon rooms of little bricks.

 

 

 

He just never wants the lad to be legoless. 

 

 

:rimshot:

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