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8 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

what kind of weird ass non-vegan beer are you drinking? 

 

Whatevs. Your VEGAN wine then. 

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14 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Whatevs. Your VEGAN wine then. 

 

i'm not a vegan, for the record. 

 

but if i had the choice, i'd opt for a wine that didn't contain bone marrow, fish oil or crustacean shells

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1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

almost all beer is vegan mate 

Says there loads use fish bladders as a fining agent. 

 

Think of the adorable Fish!

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4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Did anyone about the fire at the aquarium the other day?  Hundreds of tortoises and terrapins perished.

 

A turtle disaster  

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10 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

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That’s very rare footage of the , now extinct, Southern Galapagos Five Legged Giant Tortoise. 
 

Up to this moment, he was the sole surviving member of the species- was actually trying to bang a sexy looking boulder. 

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56 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

My friend's starting a UFC style training gym for people with missing limbs. 

 

 

It's called the Partial Arts. 

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10 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

My friend's starting a UFC style training gym for people with missing limbs. 

 

 

It's called the Partial Arts. 

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13 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

My friend's starting a UFC style training gym for people with missing limbs. 

 

 

It's called the Partial Arts. 

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2 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I’ve failed my ventriloquism exam.

Personally I’m gutted, and as for my dummy - well, I can’t speak for him.

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I went for a run today, but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I forgot I was old and fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.

 

 

 

 

:tumbleweed:

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8 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I’ve failed my ventriloquism exam.

Personally I’m gutted, and as for my dummy - well, I can’t speak for him.

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5 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

I went for a run today, but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I forgot I was old and fat and can't run for more than 2 minutes.

 

 

 

 

:tumbleweed:


shouldn’t this be in the General Conversation thread? 😉

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12 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I’ve failed my ventriloquism exam.

Personally I’m gutted, and as for my dummy - well, I can’t speak for him.

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12 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I’ve failed my ventriloquism exam.

Personally I’m gutted, and as for my dummy - well, I can’t speak for him.

 

That's quite good, by which I mean it's quite bad

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7 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

I went for a run today, but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot something.

 

 

2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:


shouldn’t this be in the General Conversation thread? 😉

 

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13 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

I’ve failed my ventriloquism exam.

Personally I’m gutted, and as for my dummy - well, I can’t speak for him.

 

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