Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted March 2 Share Posted March 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11551 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 8 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 I found a wallet today with a wad of cash inside, so being the good Christian that I am, I thought “What would Jesus do?” So I did the right thing and turned it into wine. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Sloba Downmykokubic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10371 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Sloba Downmykokubic "Here lads, this unga has bunga'd me joke." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 On 02/03/2024 at 17:38, Monkeys Fist said: Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10371 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 7 minutes ago, trophyshy said: What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted March 4 Author Share Posted March 4 I went to the most violent chippy in the country the other day. …even the sausage and Cod got battered 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted March 4 Author Share Posted March 4 On 02/03/2024 at 17:38, Monkeys Fist said: Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I went to the most violent chippy in the country the other day. …even the sausage and Cod got battered 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 On 02/03/2024 at 17:38, Monkeys Fist said: Just had a MAJOR falling out with one of my oldest friends. He caught me sniffing his sisters knickers… but she was wearing them at the time. He said he’ll never forgive me for ruining her funeral. If you had posted this in General Chat it would be "Oh Fist, what're you like..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43066 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Renton said: If you had posted this in General Chat it would be "Oh Fist, what're you like..." Aye. I’m fucking dead here… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11551 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Aye. I’m fucking dead here… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted March 5 Author Share Posted March 5 Did anyone about the fire at the aquarium the other day? Hundreds of tortoises and terrapins perished. A turtle disaster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 For the avoidance of doubt, it's Carmy that would have refused to go for a pint with YOU. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 30 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Did anyone about the fire at the aquarium the other day? Hundreds of tortoises and terrapins perished. A turtle disaster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6783 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: For the avoidance of doubt, it's Carmy that would have refused to go for a pint with YOU. Wrong thread dooofus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 Just now, Holden McGroin said: Wrong thread dooofus. Embarrassing that I need to explain this, but THE JOKE IS that his patter in this thread is so shit that Carmy would be the one refusing to go for a drink. Please try to keep up with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted March 5 Author Share Posted March 5 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Embarrassing that I need to explain this, but THE JOKE IS that his patter in this thread is so shit that Carmy would be the one refusing to go for a drink. Please try to keep up with me. thank fuck for that. Don’t want that miserable twat killing the vibe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 203 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 A lingerie business set up by ex Star Trek legend William Shatner has gone into receivership. A disappointed Shatner admitted that titling the lingerie range 'Shatner Pants' was probably not the best idea. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 38 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: thank fuck for that. Don’t want that miserable twat killing the vibe Aye, let's not let an award winning chef with an interesting life story spoil your solo enjoyment of your VEGAN beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21985 Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 32 minutes ago, Wardi said: A lingerie business set up by ex Star Trek legend William Shatner has gone into receivership. A disappointed Shatner admitted that titling the lingerie range 'Shatner Pants' was probably not the best idea. He did a furniture line too. Shatner knicker drawers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22147 Posted March 5 Author Share Posted March 5 7 minutes ago, Renton said: Aye, let's not let an award winning chef with an interesting life story spoil your solo enjoyment of your VEGAN beer. what kind of weird ass non-vegan beer are you drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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