Howmanheyman 35293 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 34 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23028 Posted January 2, 2024 Author Share Posted January 2, 2024 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4213 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 4 hours ago, Wardi said: A young Geordie lad goes to see the Doctor, clearly in some discomfort - there's a Newcastle Brown Ale bottle sticking out from his foot. After an inspection and diagnosis the Doctor reassuringly declared.. 'No need to worry bonny lad, it's just an ingrowing Toon ale' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35293 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 8 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: "Tracy! Tracy!!!!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10819 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second … I've always fancied a pair of tits can I have a steroid treatment. Genie fucked up Booooooooooom. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44194 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 32 minutes ago, Toonpack said: FYP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 7216 Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11193 Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 21 hours ago, Toonpack said: FYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44194 Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11193 Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10819 Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12049 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4479 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from. My wife once got mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44194 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7172 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35293 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 What's brown and sticky? A stick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11193 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 27 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Aal show yi a fuckin' stick, yi daft cunt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12049 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 28 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 222 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11193 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 2 minutes ago, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12049 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 5 minutes ago, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 32218 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 9 minutes ago, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16029 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 13 minutes ago, Wardi said: In the 19th century the Cornish Pasty makers of south west England had reached crisis point. A general shortage of meat and meat rationing left them short of fillings for their pasties. In sheer desperation they decided to use the innards of large rodents as a meat substitute. These pasties became known as the pie-rats of Penzance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12049 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44194 Posted January 4, 2024 Share Posted January 4, 2024 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: What's brown and sticky? A stick. What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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