Blastronaut 1333 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 An ancient Greek walks into a Tailors shop to get a tear on his trousers stitched. "Euripides?" asks the tailor. "Yeah. Eumenides?" replies the Greek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 19 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: An ancient Greek walks into a Tailors shop to get a tear on his trousers stitched. "Euripides?" asks the tailor. "Yeah. Eumenides?" replies the Greek. I have a vague memory of seeing that joke on a tribute to Tony Hancock when they showed a clip of "Hancock's half hour" which was in black and white as fuck to coin a phrase. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 27 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: An ancient Greek walks into a Tailors shop to get a tear on his trousers stitched. "Euripides?" asks the tailor. "Yeah. Eumenides?" replies the Greek. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Blastronaut said: An ancient Greek walks into a Tailors shop to get a tear on his trousers stitched. "Euripides?" asks the tailor. "Yeah. Eumenides?" replies the Greek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 13 hours ago, Sharp said: The new President of the budgerigar society has been announced Hugh Zappriti Boyden Rumoured he likes cock or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted December 29, 2023 Author Share Posted December 29, 2023 Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime? He went on the straight and marrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime? He went on the straight and marrow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3995 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 54 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime? He went on the straight and marrow 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15521 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime? He went on the straight and marrow 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime? He went on the straight and marrow That’s a turnip for the books. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime? He went on the straight and marrow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 6 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said: She's aged ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 7 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Anyone heard about the crooked courgette who decided to walk away from a life of crime? He went on the straight and marrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 9 hours ago, Blastronaut said: An ancient Greek walks into a Tailors shop to get a tear on his trousers stitched. "Euripides?" asks the tailor. "Yeah. Eumenides?" replies the Greek. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted December 30, 2023 Author Share Posted December 30, 2023 8 hours ago, RobinRobin said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 10 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: She's aged ok. She has. Bird on the left looks a bit haggard though. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 34 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: She has. Bird on the left looks a bit haggard though. Definitely viewed through beer goggles last night. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Definitely viewed through beer goggles last night. If you were on Wallsend High St, I can see why you thought she was fit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33166 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: If you were on Wallsend High St, I can see why you thought she was fit No, a few of us were in a mates back garden bar. Wallsend high street isn't a place we frequent very often. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2. It's $2.50 in The Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3995 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 37 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2. It's $2.50 in The Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2. It's $2.50 in The Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2. It's $2.50 in The Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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