Holden McGroin 6582 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Earlier this year I thought I would try and invent beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 10 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Earlier this year I thought I would try and invent beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 What gets louder as it gets smaller? Baby in a compactor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What gets louder as it gets smaller? Baby in a compactor. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 I keep on randomly shouting Broccoli and Cauliflower... Think I have florettes 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I keep on randomly shouting Broccoli and Cauliflower... Think I have florettes Fuck's sake. Not even MF and Gloom would go there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 188 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 27 minutes ago, Wardi said: Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. You read that in the Maltravieso cave? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it’s gone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: I keep on randomly shouting Broccoli and Cauliflower... Think I have florettes 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 17 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Fuck's sake. Not even MF and Gloom would go there. 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: What do babies and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don’t like how it looks, you can shake it until it’s gone. Okay, spoke too soon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9742 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? Doritos. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. “This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.” Me: “where’s the fifth one?” “Cinq.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 41 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. “This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.” Me: “where’s the fifth one?” “Cinq.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. “This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.” Me: “where’s the fifth one?” “Cinq.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts. “This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six.” Me: “where’s the fifth one?” “Cinq.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Dazzler said: How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? Doritos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42412 Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Dazzler said: How do you get 100 babies in a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? Doritos. Difference between a bucket of baby guts and a bucket of sand? Can’t gargle sand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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